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Grasshopper
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« on: December 28, 2008, 11:57:10 AM » |
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Here we go, as promised the result of our pole was the businesswoman to lose.
Dropping the children to school was just another regular chore for the young mother. Her morning routine was being interupted to make a visit to the bank to discuss her poor credit rating. When she got to her 12 year old chevy people carrier that was parked at the side of the road a silver Mercedees had double parked pinning her in. "Oh for crying out loud,this is all I need",fuelling up in anger she gets inside her chevy to wait. 3 minutes later a small slender woman wearing glasses in a dark suit approaches the car carrying a lap top bag and talking on her cellphone.
"You bitch thought the mother, you won't double park me again" Getting out of her chevy she roars excuse me MISS!!, is this car yours?
Ignoring the young mother the businesswoman proceeds to talk on her cellphone, opens the back door of the car and puts in her lap top bag and closes the car door"
Her young children often tested her patience but when it came to pompous adults she had none. Just as the businesswoman was about to open the driver door the young mother grabs the businesswoman by the elbow and pushes her away from her car door "Answer my question bitch, is this car yours?"
"I'll talk to you in the office Miles, I have to go now" The businesswoman hangs up her cell phone and tries to lean her head away from the young mother who was pressing her body into the businesswoman' and grinding her teeth in her face".
"Yes it is my car and if you don't mind I have to go to an extremely important business meeting" "Meeting!" roared the mother, I've a meeting to go to as well and because of YOU I might miss it, you self righteous cow'. Squeezing tight her grip on the businesswomans thin arm, forcing her to wiggle in pain but she was no match for the tough young mother.
"If you let go of me, I can get into my car and you can get into your car and we can both go about our business, so please let go of me" The businesswoman spoke with a posh accent which the young mother hated.
"If you didn't double park over me, you toffee nosed bitch I could have gone to my meeting" Getting her free hand she starts ramming her index finger into the businesswomans chest area. "Its pompous bitches like you that sicken me going around like you own the place in your fancy cars and expensive suits, enjoying the fine things in life, while the rest of us slog our asses off for nothing"
"ITS hardly my fault, that I've being successful in my career and you've not being, now let go of me before I call the cops", responded the businesswoman, looking around to see if anyone was around to help but to her disappointment no one was there"
Extending the palm of her left hand the young mother smacks the businesswoman twice across the face and pulls at her hair "Are you saying your better than me, I think you called me stupid, I don't like being called stupid"
"Aww" screamed the businesswoman in pain, "That was uncalled for,how dare you, I'm calling the police,"clasping her cellphone in her hand as she tried to dial the police. "Give me that ordered the young mother, soon a struggle between both to get the phone occured however the stronger grip of the young mother after a short struggle had the phone in her hands which she picked up and through on the ground smashing into pieces. "Now call the police coward, you brought this on yourself," punching the businesswoman in her tiny stomach," forcing her to double over in pain.
Taking a deep breath the businesswoman leans against her car for support "Is this how you always resolve issues by beating up people, maybe thats why I drive a 3 month old Merc and you are driving a rust bucket"
Grabbing the businesswoman in a headlock and ripping at her hair "No you cow, it means that you slept to get to the top and I didn't, you see right now the only one with power here is me bitch". Grabbing her left hand the businesswoman proceeds to pinch the young mother on the leg hoping it will cause pain and force her to release her "University and hard work got me where I am today, not sleeping around, now let go of me your choking me"
"Your pinching is pissing me off" the young mother releases her grip but grabs the businesswoman by the ears and starts shaking her head over and back "University isn't much good to you now is it, not going to save you from getting beaten up by a girl from the not so nice part of town is it!" She then snatches the glasses off the businesswoman and breaks them and throws them on the ground. "I hope they were expensive and you have no spares"
"I need them, please" begged the businesswoman, you are being unreasonable, this is totally un-necessary I shall not be able to drive now or go to work, they are expensive, more then you can afford" snapped the businesswoman.
Grabbing the businesswoman by the lapels of her jacket she knees her twice in the stomach and knocks her to the ground "I bet that suits expensive too" Grabbing the slip on shoes on the businesswoman and removing them off her feet she throws them into a bin beside them. Lying on the ground in pain the businesswoman makes a plea "Its worth more than you earn a month,please stop, now this...." Unable to finish her sentence as the young mother slammed her face into the muddy ground. Don't patronise me bitch.Unbuttoning the businesswomans suit pants she wriggies them off, "Stop now, please" begged the businesswoman, I just want to go to work "As tears rolled down her eyes" "Stop crying you big baby" sneered the young mother. Rolling the businesswoman around she begins to unbutton the businesswomans suit jacket, "You can wear a new suit into work today, it will be your birthday suit". The businesswoman lay on the ground with just a bra and knickers and stockings, lying there humiliated on the ground. "For such a wealthy lady you are very poorly endowered, maybe as you progress in your career you'll enhance your breasts,now what have we got here" rummaging in the pockets of the businesswoman she finds her car keys and begins to scratch her nice car with them. "I'm sure the paintwork on this is expensive, I'm going to have to move your car so as I can get out!" "Getting into the Merc, she starts the engine and slowly drives it into a tree" Excellent she thought!!
"You bitch" roared the businesswoman, "how dare you, that car is worth more than your home probably is if you have one" . She was now sitting up on the ground balling her eyes out.
Dropping the keys of the car into a roadside water gutter the young mother glares at the businesswoman who is roaring expletives at her.
"Don't you ever call me a bitch" warned the young mother at this she ripped off the businesswomans bra and squeezes her breasts. "Next time park properly, oh and eh I'm taking your suit, I know a nice charity shop that'll take it. emptying the contents of the pockets she fires them at the businesswoman. "Have a nice trip, bitch".
She gets into her chevy and as she passes the businesswoman blows her a kiss. Eventually she makes it to the bank "I'm sorry I'm late got held up at home"
30 minutes later a bank official makes his way over "I'm sorry we are going to have to cancel your meeting, unfortunately our new senior financial adviser was beaten up and she wouldn't make it in today, can we rescedule?
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