Hey guys, I'm new here, and just wanted to run by one of my earliest writing efforts. Hope you boys like it
The packed Hollywood Ballroom's crowd of spectators began to roar as the two queens of pop approached the ring, wearing their respective sexy outfits. Sashaying like pompous princesses, the fighters both had the same objective on the mind: defeat their opponent so the world would see who the ultimate diva truly was.
Rules had been set prior to the engagement: no weapons, no time limit, simply a fight until a K.O. or T.K.O. was applied to the vanquished singer. Both parties had agreed wholeheartedly, anxious to put the other out cold and humiliated on the floor.
Lady GaGa was first to make it to the ring, stepping into the 20ft. in diameter circle with her lithe form and long, toned legs. She took off her signature, glittered sunglasses and assessed her enemy as she approached.
Katy Perry strutted her way within the ring, blowing kisses to her cheering fans. She gave a flirtatious wink at GaGa while striking a mock boxing stance and giggling.
"Let's see if you can keep that 'Poker Face' for the rest of this match, bitch!", she taunted.
"I'm going to teach this crowd to look down on 'California Gurls'", GaGa snarled back between gritted, pearly-white teeth.
The ref stepped between the two seething fighters.
"Let's make this a night to remember, ladies", he said as he gave the signal to start. "FIGHT!"
The official backed off as the catty babes sprang into action, immediately trading blows. GaGa managed to get a swipe at Katy's face, and Katy a jab at GaGa's side.
The two shrugged their blows off and circled each other tightly. They glared at each other with hatred and the iron will to embarrass the other in front of their respective fan-bases.
Katy took the initiative and led in with a 3-hit combo that smacked two fists and a high kick into GaGa's chin. "HUK, UGH, HUKKK!" she cried as her pretty head snapped backwards and Katy laughed. She stumbled back enough that it gave Perry room to move in for a second string of attacks. The Lady was fast though, and went for a low counter that sent her sturdy fist into Katy's curvy midsection, slamming into her right above her navel. "OOOF!" she wheezed as the punch landed, doubling over. GaGa followed up with a powerful knee to the chin that had the crowd roaring. Perry's body flew into the air a tad, and she landed back on her feet dazed. Not too dazed, as GaGa found out while throwing a follow up punch that Katy deftly dodged, countering with an elbow to GaGa's neck.
"KUHHH-GAKKK!" she wheezed, grasping her delicate neck. She stumbled back and Katy regained her footing. Lady GaGa resumed her fighting stance and they circled eachother again.
"GaGa, be a good girl and lay down like a bitch, and we can end this now," Katy said. "I don't want to ruin your career completely, heheheh!"
"You insufferable slut," GaGa said, spring to action and grappling Katy, "you're a joke!"
GaGa managed to put Katy in a headlock, bringing her to the mat and punching her head repeatedly. THWACK, THWACK, THWACK
"Ughhhh", Katy said, becoming woozy under the barrage. The spectators were loving her abuse at the hands of her enemy. She knew she had to do something...
Katy Perry used her powerful hips to stand up, pulling the substantially lighter Lady Gaga up with her, and got out of the hold. Katy hammered GaGa's tight abs with punches that made the prissy pop star moan and groan. She then forcefully picked up her suprised enemy after wrestling for control for a bit and applied a backbreaker submission hold.
She bent her over her back, tilting her body flirtatiously at the crowd and giggling as she bent GaGa out of shape...or so she thought!
"I'm the one who should be laughing, whore," GaGa said closer to her opponent's ear. "I'm a dancer, didn't you think I'd be flexible enough to not feel pain in this hold?"
"Wha?" Katy said, but it was too late, GaGa slipped out of her grasp and did a low sweep that knocked Katy on her feet, her large bust jiggling as she hit the floor on her back. Her curvaceous body was an open target for the Lady.
She wasted no time in elegantly stomping on Katy's crotch.
"OHHHHHHH!!!!" Katy yelled in pain as she rolled over, almost in tears. Her groin burned about as much as her side after GaGa hammered her with a kick as she rolled over.
GaGa forced her up, her nearly finished enemy nearly crying in pain. Her porn star body was subjected to numerous more punches, kicks and even body slam attacks from GaGa and it was apparently to Perry's disheartened fans how this was going to end.
And end it did: GaGa finished her by speedbagging her enormous boobs and then landing an uppercut that meant lights out for Katy Perry. KRAKKK!!!! Katy's eye's rolled into the back of her head briefly and her sexy body slumped to the floor, defeated. Her bruised carcass and ripped outfit were quickly removed by medics.
The ref stepped in to announce the winner: Lady GaGa!
"Guess that fight was "the one that got away" said GaGa, cleverly.
