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TARA: We you expecting anything else?
CAT: Of course not and coming up next we have Lyzette taking on Angel.
TARA: Lyzette looked good last week just coming up short against Tiffany.
CAT: And we saw just how dangerous Lyzette can be especially if she has April around as the two of them might have ended the career of Julie Ann.
TARA: That was the best part of the last show watching them wheel her broken body to the back.
CAT: Fans the ring announcer is in the ring and we are ready to go.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our next match making her way to the ring first accompanied by April here is Lyzette.
April and Lyzette walk out to a chorus of boos as they slowly walk down the ramp as Lyzette is wearing a white one piece and black wrestling boots. They get ringside as April walks over and stands in Lyzette's corner on the outside while Lyzette rolls into the ring and walks to her corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle.
CAT: I think the fans remember what all went on last week.
TARA: Angel better know what went on last week.
CAT: I am sure she does.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent here is Angel.
The fans cheer as Angel walks out wearing pink bikini bottoms and a matching pink workout top with black low cut wrestling boots. She waves to the fans as she walks down the ramp and then she gets ringside and rolls into the ring while all the fans take pictures.
CAT: Angel looks ready for action.
TARA: She had better be.
The bells rings and Angel takes off running across the ring and she hits a shocked Lyzette in the jaw with a high running knee. The fans cheer while Lyzette lies on her back holding her jaw and Angel has some words for April who is standing on the outside.
CAT: Angel off to a fast start.
TARA: I have to give her credit Lyzette was not paying attention.
Angel backs up and waits as Lyzette slowly stands up and then Angel takes off running and knocks Lyzette to the mat with a running clothesline. Lyzette rolls on her side and holds her throat as Angel again walks over and argues with April.
CAT: Nice clothesline by Angel.
TARA: She better worry more about Lyzette instead of April.
Angel walks over and she pulls Lyzette to her feet and as soon as Lyzette is standing she reaches up and rakes Angel across the eyes. The fans boo while Angel stumbles around the ring holding her face as Lyzette bends over trying to catch her breath.
CAT: A nice illegal move by Lyzette.
TARA: If Angel would have been paying attention.
Lyzette stands straight up and slowly start walking towards Angel and right before she gets there Angel shocks everyone and leaps in the air and knocks Lyzette back to the mat with a standing dropkick. April is angry on the outside while the fans cheer that Lyzette is on her back holding her chest as Angel makes her way to her feet.
CAT: Angel knocks Lyzette back down with a dropkick.
TARA: April is getting upset at Lyzette.
Angel pulls Lyzette to her feet and she shoves her against the ropes. The fans cheer as Angel grabs Lyzette by the arm and sends her running into the ropes and Lyzette hits the ropes and comes running back as Angel goes for a clothesline but Lyzette ducks under and then she grabs Angel by the jaw from behind as they stand back to back and then she drops to the mat bringing Angel down with a reverse neckbreaker. Angel just slumps to her side as Lyzette sits on the mat recovering.
CAT: That was a hard neckbreaker, did you see Angel head snap.
TARA: Yes, I did and I would like to see it some more.
Lyzette stands up and she bends over and pulls a limp Angel to her feet and then she lifts Angel in the air over her shoulder and holds her there for a few minutes. The fans boo as Lyzette falls to the mat driving Angel head first to the mat with a tiger driver. Angel lies on her back spread eagle with her legs twitching as Lyzette makes her way to her feet.
CAT: Angel looks to be in serious trouble.
TARA: She is in serious trouble.
Lyzette walks over and she rolls Angel over so she is laying face down with her arms at her side and then Lyzette takes off running into the ropes and she hits the ropes and comes back and then she nails Angel with a knee drop to the back of the neck. The fans boo while Angel continues to lay face down as her body starts jerking again.
CAT: Well, the neck of Angel is taking some serious punishment.
TARA: Look at her jerk, I love to see that.
Lyzette stands up and she pulls a limp Angel to her feet by her hair and then she places her in a front face lock as Angel's arms just dangle as the fans try to start an Angel chant. Lyzette gives them an evil look and then she sends Angel crashing to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Angel lays on her back spread eagle as Lyzette sits up and claps for the crowd.
CAT: I think she could pin Angel anytime she wants.
TARA: I know but this is fun.
Lyzette stands up and she pulls Angel up so she is sitting on the mat. She does not resist as Lyzette falls down to one knee and then she grabs Angel by the neck with both hands and gives her a hard neck twist. The fans boo as Angel screams in pain and rolls around on the mat holding her neck and she stops next to the ring ropes as Lyzette laughs.
CAT: I think she is trying to break her neck.
TARA: No way!
Lyzette walks over and grabs Angel by the legs and then she positions Angel so she is laying on her back with her throat under the bottom rope and then Lyzette falls backwards forcing Angel to raise up and clothesline herself on the bottom rope. The fans boo as Angel rolls out of the ring to the floor and she lies on her side holding her neck.
CAT: Why did she have to do that?
TARA: I don't know but Angel is out there next to April.
As the referee yells at Lyzette in the ring about that last move April walks over and pulls Angel to her feet and then she places Angel so she is draped over the guardrail throat first. The fans boo as April backs up and then she takes off running and hits Angel in the back with her foot causing her throat to crush up against the guardrail. The fans are going crazy as the referee turns around to see April rolling Angel back into the ring.
CAT: This is looking like what happened to Julie last week.
TARA: I know isn't great!
Lyzette walks over and she grabs Angel by the arm and then she drags her to the center of the ring and positions her body so she is laying face down again and then Lyzette takes off and hits the ropes and she comes running back and leaps into the air and comes crashing down on the back of Angel's neck with a legdrop. Angel's body starts to jerk again as Lyzette makes her way to her feet.
CAT: Angel cannot take much more of this.
TARA: No but I could keep watching more of this.
Lyzette stands to her feet and she rolls Angel over so she is laying on her back and then she takes off and hits the ropes again and she comes running back and leaps into the air and goes for a flying legdrop but Angel some how rolls out of the way and Lyzette crashes on the mat butt first. The fans cheer as Angel lies on her back while Lyzette rolls on her side and rubs her butt.
CAT: What a move by Angel.
TARA: Can't believe she was able to do that.
Angel is not moving as Lyzette slowly stands up and she yanks Angel up off of the mat and places her in a front face lock and then quickly falls to the mat driving Angel head first into the mat with a snap DDT. Angel just lies face down with her arms at her side with no movement as Lyzette stands up still rubbing her back side.
CAT: Well, that offense was short lived.
TARA: Lyzette is back on the attack.
Lyzette bends over and she pulls a limp Angel to her feet as her arms just dangle and Lyzette places her in a front face lock as the fans boo while April yells from the outside. As Lyzette smiles as she leaps in the air and plants Angel head first to the mat with a tornado DDT. Angel's legs jerk as she lays face down on the mat with her arms above her head while Lyzette sits up and looks at the crowd.
CAT: Maybe the referee should think about stopping this.
TARA: Why Angel is still moving look at her legs jerk.
CAT: Funny.
Angel still lies on the ground face down and her legs have stopped shaking as Lyzette gets up and stands over the top of her. She says something to April on the outside and then she takes off running and hits the ropes and she comes running back and leaps into the air and comes crashing down on top of Angel's neck with a flying legdrop. As Lyzette sits on the mat with her leg still draped across the back of Angel's neck her legs start shaking again.
CAT: Now with a legdrop to the neck this is enough.
TARA: I don't think so.
Lyzette stands up and she pulls a weak Angel to her feet and lets her stand on her own as Lyzette backs up against the ring ropes. Angel just wobbles from side to side as you can't tell if her eyes are open and then Lyzette comes running and nails her with a running clothesline. Angel just falls backwards and lies on her back with her arms above her head as her body has a slight jerk while Lyzette walks around the ring.
CAT: I have never seen Angel in this state before.
TARA: After tonight you might never see Angel again.
Lyzette bends over and she pulls Angel to her feet and then she drags her over to the ring ropes by her hair. The fans boo as she places Angel's throat on the top rope and starts choking her. Angel does not even fight as her arms just dangle as the referee gets his count up to four and Lyzette stops choking Angel but she does not let her fall to the mat.
CAT: The referee can see what kind of shape Angel is in he should stop this.
TARA: I think the end is near.
Lyzette turns Angel around so her back is facing the crowd and leans her up against the ropes. Lyzette backs up against the ropes on the opposite side of the ring as the ropes are the only thing holding Angel up. Lyzette takes off running going for another running clothesline but at the last second Angel just falls to the mat as Lyzette is going so fast she hits the ropes and flips over the top rope and lands on the floor. The fans cheer while April quickly makes her way to Lyzette as Angel continues to lie on her side close to the ring ropes.
TARA: You're trying to get the referee to stop the match and Angel is still showing her defensive skills.
CAT: What ever she just fell down.
Lyzette is up on the outside and she slowly rolls back into the ring and pulls Angel to her feet by her hair. She bends Angel over and wraps her around the waist and holds her as the fans boo and then she falls to her knees driving Angel head first to the mat with a piledriver. Lyzette sits on her knees as Angel's body lies face down with her arms at her side as her body jerks wildly. Lyzette points down at what she has caused Angel's body to do and starts laughing.
CAT: Instead of laughing she could just roll her over and pin her.
TARA: Angel still has some fight left, look at her trying to get off the mat.
Lyzette stands as Angel's body has stopped jerking and she just lies there face down not moving as Lyzette takes off running into the ropes and she comes running back and she drops a knee to the back of Angel's neck. Angel's legs start jerking wildly as Lyzette stands up and walks around again pointing at the damage she has done.
CAT: They need to get someone out here.
TARA: Better bring a coffin with them.
CAT: That is not funny.
Lyzette walks over and pulls Angel to her feet as she is out of it and then Lyzette wraps her around the waist and lifts Angel in the air and rotates her so Angel's head is pointed at the ground. She carries Angel around the ring and then she stops and falls to her knees driving Angel head first to the mat with a tombstone piledriver. Angel lies on her back and her body starts jerking wildly as Lyzette sits on her knees.
CAT: I think they are trying to kill her.
TARA: They have to be close.
Lyzette stands to her feet and she walks over and pulls a limp Angel to her feet. Angel just wobbles from side to side as the only thing holding her up is Lyzette has a hold of her hair and then Lyzette draws her arm back and she nails Angel in the chest with Kiss Of Death "Heart Punch". Angel just falls backwards as her body twitches as Lyzette falls to her knees and makes a cover.
ONE..........
TWO..........
THREE.........
The referee signals for the bell as April rolls into the ring and raises Lyzette's arm while the referee is being careful as he tends to Angel.
CAT: Well, thank god that is over now get some people out here.
TARA: Impressive win by Lyzette tonight.
Medical personal rush to ringside to tend to Angel as April walks around the ring holding a microphone.
APRIL: I just want to congratulate Lyzette on another tremendous showing tonight. She took your fan favorite Angel and destroyed her.
The fans boo as April turns around and sees the medical team slowly trying to put a neck collar on Angel.
APRIL: I am sorry but you people are not yet needed.
April walks over and starts kicking away the doctors and she does not stop until they are out of the ring.
APRIL: We are not yet finished.
The fans boo as April drops the microphone and bends over and she pulls Angel to her feet as Angel can hardly stand and she wraps her around the waist and lifts her in the air inverted so Angel's head is facing the ground while Lyzette rolls out of the ring and gets a chair and then she slides the chair into the ring.
CAT: They are not going to do this?
TARA: Oh Yes, they are.
April stands over the chair and then she falls to her knees driving Angel head first into the chair with The Bitch Drop "Tombstone Piledriver. Angel's body start wildly shaking as April stands up and Lyzette hands her the microphone again.
CAT: Angel has to be seriously hurt.
TARA: No doubt about it.
APRIL: That is fun look at her jerk. Now this is just another loser that does not need to be here just like Julie Ann last week and Tiffany later on tonight. Lyzette I think we can finish the job.
April drops the microphone and rolls Angel over so she is laying face down while her body still shakes as Lyzette climbs to the top rope. The fan boo as April has her foot on Angel's back and Lyzette leaps into the air and comes crashing down across the back of Angel's neck with a legdrop from the top rope. The impact causes Angel's jerking to stop as she just lies there with her arms at her side while Lyzette and April roll out of the ring allowing doctors to come in.
CAT: These two are a dangerous combination.
TARA: I know and I like it.
CAT: Angel didn't deserve this.
TARA: Well, she got the beating of a lifetime put on her tonight.
CAT: Fans we will take a break as they are being really careful putting Angel on the back board and your winner of this match is Lyzette.
TARA: In impressive fashion.
