Half-price tokens at the Academy

[academybruce]

Academybruce is pretty stoked about Labor Day and that party going on
in Denver. He thinks everybody should be happy this weekend, so this
weekend only, DOUBLE your tokens at the Academy

From now through Monday, September 1, you get twice the tokens for the
regular price!

$30 will get you FIFTY tokens. This weekend only!
$50 will get you ONE HUNDRED tokens. This weekend only!
$100 will get you TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY tokens. This weekend only!

[ofecteau]

Mr. Academybruce:
     If this is how you react some 60 days before the fact, would a savvy consumer not be wise to wait until Nov. 4th, at about, say, 8-9PM, in expectation of you throwing open the doors of your candy store to those of all persuasions in an uncontrollable expression of bi-partisan, bi-racial, bi-cultural exultation?

[academybruce]

But how would one know that I might not double prices upon the expected McCain/Palin victory? Perhaps its just best to wait to see if Janay returns by then to decide.



Nah.

[academybruce]

     If this is how you react some 60 days before the fact, would a savvy consumer not be wise to wait until Nov. 4th, at about, say, 8-9PM, in expectation of you throwing open the doors of your candy store to those of all persuasions in an uncontrollable expression of bi-partisan, bi-racial, bi-cultural exultation?


Sir,

You forgot bi-sexual, my personal favorite.

Damn why wasn't I clever enough to post that in the first response?