Getting my wife into a catfight!!!!

[TheWatchmen]

    The hiring a woman from an Escort Service is a much better idea than most of the others.FYI I hired a Belly Dancer from an Entertainment Service for my husband's 40 birthday.After her performance I inquired if she would ever consider fantasy wrestling and boxing with me.This has long been his fantasy (fetish).She declined but said she would ask some of the other women if hey might be interested.As a result,we were able to arrange fantasy matches with 4 women.Mostly it involved posing in wrestling and boxing while my husband took photos.
    There was one woman who was so obnoxious we actually got into a real catfight.But that is another story.The cost for the fantasy matches was $100 per hour.If the women were accomodating and made the photos look authentic,we usually gave them a $25 tip.
    Good luck !
  Dianetiger

Hey Dianetiger could you tell us about the real fight you had it sounds exciting.

[SketchArtiste]

    "The hiring a woman from an Escort Service is a much better idea than most of the others"..."As a result,we were able to arrange fantasy matches with 4 women. Mostly it involved posing in wrestling and boxing while my husband took photos."

The prosecution rests...need I say more?  I often wonder how many women "footing the bill" for this BS would've found $atisfaction paying an escort to "pose"?  ...and yet someone actually managed to reach the bright shining idiotic brain deafening conclusion that hiring escorts = a "much better idea"...? Point of reference...creating a new profile and logging back in to reiterate a dumb-ass argument still doesn't make a your stupid sick fuck of an idea sound any smarter...

 

"So let me get this straight...I don't actually have to blow you while I pretend  my Academy of Art school modeling classes actually paid off...?  Cool...! Uh...that'll be cash upfront buddy..."

SA

[tom73]

I've got a better suggestion.
Just skip all of my posts without reading them.

SA

That is a bloody good idea because that green colour is seriously annoying...

[SketchArtiste]

...since it's been proven this font color will only prove annoying to people sharing an IQ roughly equivalent to  their shoe size.  A couple of the characteristics along with being "annoyed" is for the subject to confirm their imbecility by Ms. Categorizing the color as "green" instead of "Teal".  Another characteristic is an innate stupidity that manifests itself via the  inability to follow specific instructions about not reading posts.  These characteristics are often accompanied by excessive flatulence, foul body odor and chronic drooling all of which usually subside once the subject stops masturbating.

SA

[tom73]

Except for showing that you know fuck all about the subject, you are obviously getting a hard on from filling your posts with insults...? Some kind of tourette syndrome, by any chance...?

[krizanti]

...since it's been proven this font color will only prove annoying to people sharing an IQ roughly equivalent to  their shoe size.  A couple of the characteristics along with being "annoyed" is for the subject to confirm their imbecility by Ms. Categorizing the color as "green" instead of "Teal".  Another characteristic is an innate stupidity that manifests itself via the  inability to follow specific instructions about not reading posts.  These characteristics are often accompanied by excessive flatulence, foul body odor and chronic drooling all of which usually subside once the subject stops masturbating.

SA

I think I read somewhere once that people who use the colour teal in message boards have much higher IQ. SA, please keep posting in teal more often, you are reinforcing that theory.

[lumberjack66]

I think Tom Nailed it.  SA is one of those guys who gets off on the internet pushing everybody else around.  Let's face it... if you follow the posts we are all a box of rocks compared to SA's brilliant and witty intellect.  Clearly he is the smartest man who ever walked the Earth.  We are all fools for not bowing and groveling before him.  But to be blunt, I have been a fool here playing into his little fantasy.  For that I apologize to everybody.  I should have recognized his personality immediately.  While my experience level in some things may be lacking, I have been on the internet long enough to see that personality many times and to know better.

As far as him being a good lawyer... I disagree.  Lawyers win cases on actual arguments, not twisting the words of a witness to smugly declare themselves the victor.  That might work in high school debate team, but I don't think it works in a court room.  I mean somebody says they had a satisfying experience with a paid escort and he twists that to mean they were robbed.  Just because your only satisfaction from this comes from an all out death match does not mean that everybody requires it.  At best SA would be a prolific ambulance chaser.  At worst he would be the king of frivolous lawsuits.

I of course realize that SA can not possibly allow any such discussion to go unanswered.  He will reply.  It is my fault.  And for that, I apologize to everybody.  I promise I will let him have the satisfaction of the last word on this.  

Have fun, everybody!

[KC]

I promise I will let him have the satisfaction of the last word on this.

HA! You don't have a choice!

Many have tried, many have failed ...

[SketchArtiste]

Creating a new profile with the pretense of "weighing in" on an argument is obvious and LAME...It stinks of the same type of immature Cyber-Live psychosis that permeates this board.  Whenever some posing cyber-crackhead like Slumberjack or Tree73 lack enough wit wattage to make their points, they usually resort to generating new profiles to create the appearance of "having" support or backup.  "DianeTiger"...a name that probably came straight out of an old Cavalier magazine story where most of their FvsF delusions originate from.  "I love the thought of my wife fighting a hooker but I've never asked anyone who's done it any specific details...?"  My ass...people who are actual fans know enough about this to see through your BS.  Once again...

"Either deal with it or simply stop reading and replying to my posts".

  Unfortunately I'm sure both of you are actually way to retarded to  succeed at accommodating even this simple request. ;-)

SA

[M-M-M]

"Either deal with it or simply stop reading and replying to my posts".
SA

Hmm. Interesting. Well if you don't like the bull shit they're posting then how bout YOU don't reply to them and YOU just ignore them? Ever think of that one? I think most of us have been wondering.... ;-)

[Dusty Joe]

Okay, I know this is a really old thread and it has kind of spiraled off topic and into a bit of a flame war, but I got something to add the original discussion.  Guys, if you are visiting this site because you enjoy the fetish but your wife isn't at all into the idea (99% of folks here, right?), the last thing you need to do is wreck your marriage over this fetish.

You're pretty much gonna have to accept that the only way you'll see your wife in a sexy catfight is in fantasy land.  For me, I'm kind of tired fapping off to the idea of my wife in a catfight with the black lady at the post office.  It's been good, don't get me wrong!  If you're a frustrated guy with a conventional wife that won't squeeze another lady's boobs for your enjoyment in real life, drop me a PM and we can swap some details about our spouses and maybe have some new fantasy material to work with.  A little harmless fantasy never hurt anybody-- it's best to keep it that way

[SketchArtiste]

Hmm. Interesting. Well if you don't like the bull shit they're posting then how bout YOU don't reply to them and YOU just ignore them? Ever think of that one? I think most of us have been wondering.... ;-)

Why?...I'm not the one suggesting any poster change what they're doing or modify the manner in which they post...I know the difference between "real" and BS and I'm of the opinion that everyone has a right to say what they think.  However, when you talk BS don't get bent out of shape when someone calls you on it. You don't like what I say or the font I use...great - shut the mthrfck up and stop reading my posts...No one is forcing you or anyone else.  "You" (in general, not specific) don't like what's on the radio/TV? Well what kind of simple-simon brain-deaf lazy piece of shit are you that you can't simply change the channel...instead of having the arrogance and audacity to suggest the channel be removed from the airwaves.. or in this case dumbed down to something that doesn't assault the lack of your sense and sensibilities ?

Everyone also has a right to comment on what someone else says, whether they agree with it or not.  We don't have a God Given right to "never be offended", "never feel like we're being belittled" or "never have our feelings hurt".  If that were the case I'd never have to look at another fat-assed big-butt bitch waddling around with a bad weave in spandex and mini-skirts. When someone suggests anyone else change or modify what they're saying to avoid these "fabricated" non-existent rights, I'm of the opinion that they should exercise their self-control and simply stop reading posts from someone who makes them feel that way. Since I've never felt this way from reading the posts from others, I  have neither reason nor rationale to stop reading posts from anyone. I don't feel threatened or demeaned by anyone here.  If someone can't get through a post on the internet without having their day ruined, they may require professional ASSistance...or better meds.

SA

[SketchArtiste]

"  If you're a frustrated guy with a conventional wife that won't squeeze another lady's boobs for your enjoyment in real life, drop me a PM and we can swap some details about our spouses and maybe have some new fantasy material to work with.  A little harmless fantasy never hurt anybody-- it's best to keep it that way "

That's the reason many of us visit this board.  Where I take issue is when people who have no basis in reality began to speak upon topics with which they have absolute zero knowledge and suggest that their cyber-life fantasies are actually "great suggestions".  You're going to take a chance on your wife being arrested, physically injured or injuring someone else by "tricking" an unsuspecting women into fighting your wife at a crowded club?  Really?  Fantasy FvsF is fantastic...it's just my position that a distinction should be drawn between this cyber fantasy and what may work in the real world.  Thanks for bringing the thread back on topic.  ;-)

SA

[SketchArtiste]

Ok

But I am still hoping that someone somewhere will give me an answer to my question "what is it we hope to gain/achieve out of belittling someone?"  What is our motive? What is our goal? What outcome do we want to achieve?

Brit

We're on the internet in a forum where we are only communicating via the written word.  We have no information about each other past that which we've chosen to share.  Unless someone has a prior knowledge or relationship with me outside of the internet, it is impossible for them to belittle "me" in writing.  Unless someone is mentally unstable or unsound I believe it is impossible for them to be belittled without their consent and cooperation.  I talk about what people "say"... not about "people".  My "ammunition" is derived purely from what others have shared regarding their positions and viewpoints and has no more danger of "belittling" someone than an imaginary bullet has of breaking bone and drawing real blood.

SA

[krizanti]

Hmm. Interesting. Well if you don't like the bull shit they're posting then how bout YOU don't reply to them and YOU just ignore them? Ever think of that one? I think most of us have been wondering.... ;-)

Why?...I'm not the one suggesting any poster change what they're doing or modify the manner in which they post...I know the difference between "real" and BS and I'm of the opinion that everyone has a right to say what they think.  However, when you talk BS don't get bent out of shape when someone calls you on it. You don't like what I say or the font I use...great - shut the mthrfck up and stop reading my posts...No one is forcing you or anyone else.  "You" (in general, not specific) don't like what's on the radio/TV? Well what kind of simple-simon brain-deaf lazy piece of shit are you that you can't simply change the channel...instead of having the arrogance and audacity to suggest the channel be removed from the airwaves.. or in this case dumbed down to something that doesn't assault the lack of your sense and sensibilities ?

Everyone also has a right to comment on what someone else says, whether they agree with it or not.  We don't have a God Given right to "never be offended", "never feel like we're being belittled" or "never have our feelings hurt".  If that were the case I'd never have to look at another fat-assed big-butt bitch waddling around with a bad weave in spandex and mini-skirts. When someone suggests anyone else change or modify what they're saying to avoid these "fabricated" non-existent rights, I'm of the opinion that they should exercise their self-control and simply stop reading posts from someone who makes them feel that way. Since I've never felt this way from reading the posts from others, I  have neither reason nor rationale to stop reading posts from anyone. I don't feel threatened or demeaned by anyone here.  If someone can't get through a post on the internet without having their day ruined, they may require professional ASSistance...or better meds.

SA

Seems like a severe case of megalomania. God bless you man!