Joanne...congratulations honey on your first poll. I taught you well !! haha.
You know that I love you to pieces, and you and I have
had a special friendship for quite awhile now, and I want
thank you very much, my dear. I am always proud of you
as a fighter, now, with such a good job you've done with
setting up this your first poll, I have to give you a standing
"erection", oops...I mean ovation. (there's an erection too,
believe me Babe.) You know your horndog here !!! lol.
Ok...about the poll. I see Eliza and Lindsay both aprearing on The
Tonight Show. They both arrive real early, and happen to be put
into the same "Green Room" by mistake to wait for each one's
time to go on.
As soon as the uninformed and unsuspecting NBC page shuts the
door and leaves, the claws come out. There is an intense
arguement full of nasty name calling, and threats. Knowing that
they are all alone, in a secluded back stage area, and wont be
called to appear on camera for taping for quite a while, they face
off in a vicious hairpulling and clawing catfight that sends them
careening all over the room. Furniture gets turned over, and lamps
get broken. Hair gets pulled out. Clothes get torn off, Tits get
scratched up and bleed. Faces get clawed by nails and bruised by
bare woman fists. after a long and nasty knockdown dragout
catfight, the girls fall to the carpet to wrestle and roll all aroiund
on the floor. Even though Lindsay matches Eliza blow to blow
through most of the fight, at the end, her body is not up to the
better in shape body of her rival and ends up on the bottom end
of a humiliating face sit. When discovered, both sexy women
have to cancel their apearance on the show, and reschedule...
of course...on dfferent nights!!
Thats how I see it Joanne !!! Good topic, Sweetie.
