Turning fantasy into reality

[SketchArtiste]

We just WANT TO BELIEVE that this is TRUE!  We like to fool ourselves because it gets us going!  That is why most of us continue to come to chat, even though we know better!  I used to think at least 10% of the stuff here was true and real, until SKETCH told me it was more like 1% if that!  Yet, I am still here, forcing myself to believe JESS'S great story, and many, many others!  We need the fantasy!!!!

Lol
 
That amused me! Sketch being the ultimate authority on anything and everything!!!! Is he God? Keep boosting this guy up and make his head grow bigger do, personally I think its big enough!

This is a fantasy board true enough but as for measuring the percentage of what is true and what is not ........ mission impossible! For that you would need the truth........... This is a fantasy board where we all come to share and even perhaps play out our fantasies.......... nothing wrong with that! saves the hospitals thousands I am sure!

Brit

Given the serious warp of your Old skin-by-Samsonite fatass British broad propensity for cyber 2nd & 3rd fake life bullshit, I'd imagine any hospitals large enough to seat your psychosis are simply internet chat rooms full of "pretend" doctors and nurses. Britannica...you're in the anti-cheers bar.  No one knows your name...no one's glad you or your broke down bad hair weave came. That being said, I sincerely appreciate your posts because of their endless potential for amusement in much the same manner Laker fans find amusement facing the Clippers or the T-Wolves...I know you won't have any idea what I'm referencing because, after all, you're just a worn out girl... Even other women that post (i.e. "Divorced Mom") can't stand your idiocy ;-)  Got anything else bitch...?  Throw down or sit your entire miracle whipped butter eating fat limey ass down...

"Someone's in the Kitchen with SketchArtiste...Someone's in the kitchen I NoooooNoooNo. Someone's in the Kitchen with SketchArtiste...someone's on their knees about to blow..."

SA

P.S.  I'm not God...but I have a couple of his suits in my closet. ;-)

[SketchArtiste]

You use a different language to try and appear something your not. 

One final point................. you sure you even like being held in high regard and authority? Its one hell of a place to be because the minute you err WHAM. Which is why I changed my name couldn't even stand the title "God Member" the best place to be for everyone is on a level because there you hold no responsibility.

Brit

Seriously...you really don't have anything else to do but troll along after my posts and try to make funny comments that no one bothers to read all the way through?  Only a complete numbskulled moron would take a commonly referenced title like God member and assume it to mean anything else other than something that referenced how many posts you've submitted.  Are your 1st, 2nd and 3rd lives so empty that the only thing you have to look forward to is picking fights with people on message boards?   You seem like a very sad pathetic old lady that may need to find a place to rest and relax...very soon.  Good Luck to you Britannica.  May you finally find peace in one of your many make believe lives.

SA

[Brit_brat]

"Seriously...you really don't have anything else to do but troll along after my posts and try to make funny comments that no one bothers to read all the way through?  Only a complete numbskulled moron would take a commonly referenced title like God member and assume it to mean anything else other than something that referenced how many posts you've submitted.  Are your 1st, 2nd and 3rd lives so empty that the only thing you have to look forward to is picking fights with people on message boards?   You seem like a very sad pathetic old lady that may need to find a place to rest and relax...very soon.  Good Luck to you Britannica.  May you finally find peace in one of your many make believe lives."

Try to make funny comments?  Oh no.......... this has gone way past funny although you amuse me somewhat in your vein attempt at being clever such as not even reading something properly before responding in a way that makes you look like you cant read........ and people hold you in high regard, geeze!  The only thing I have to look forward to?  How about you apply that to yourself ............ you don't do so bad in that department.

I might be pathetic in your eyes, but sad no, despite life events I still manage to put a smile on my face. Old? yes I suppose I am, make no apologies for that, age comes to us all ....... something we have no control over, twill even come to you SA.

Make belief life?  Lol I don't go around inventing statistics, I work with real facts and evidence before I make statements about what goes on and what does not. Cyber life? there is something wrong with that? Believe me if I had the ability to go out into the real world in spare time I would be there. Unfortunately I have other responsibilities that necessitate me staying indoors when I am not out working to keep a house running......... not grumbling... just stating the facts and I would not change any part of my real life.

Brit

[SketchArtiste]

"Mr. SketchArtiste..."

;-) ;-)  Thanks RustedOne...I know the tips for getting your GF or Wife into a catfight might be old but since the thread is about turning fantasy into reality I thought they may be appropriate...along with a story and a real life account of 2 high profile ex GFs verbally sparring.  Could a catfight be far behind?  Good Lord let's hope so!


http://cat-fight.net/getting-her-to-participate-into-a-catfight.php
http://bitchfightuk.prophpbb.com/topic155.html
http://www.zimbio.com/Simon+Cowell/articles/PHMU_WjSyBp/great+Cowell+catfight+Two+Simon+ex+lovers

SA

[MaskedBunny]

It often happens in restaurants when a waitress offers me out for a catfight in a back alley somewhere.

Only last week I was out with my boyfriend eating at an Italian restaurant when some blonde waitress came up to me and challenged me to a catfight outside much to my boyfriend's delight.

We both went outside with my boyfriend in tow and stood at opposite ends of the yard staring each other out.

Suddenly, and unexpectedly the waitress' left arm dropped off and a laser guided missile launcher extended out attempting to get a sight on me. Obviously I took cover by running up a nearby wall Matrix style and leaping 40 foot over a fence where I then enabled my cloak shield.

This Italian bitch then started firing missiles and lasers every where in a vain hope of hitting me. Ha! She had no chance, I waited until she had used her ammo and then dived 40 foot back into the yard in the style of a crouching tiger flying lizard, utilising my razor sharp false nails I then cleaved that Italian bitch's head clean off!

By this time a crowd of 400 hundred people had gathered together and cheered me on!

Afterwards, my boyfriend was so proud of me he bought me a new sports car as a reward for my catfighting efforts.

And if anyone doesn't believe me, well, they're obviously either gay or interested in fiddling with children!!!

luv

Lauren xxx

I have to admit I laughed when I read this and wanted to post a response that parodied some of our members on here, but then thought better of it and decided not too.

[CrashCorrigan]

Afterwards, my boyfriend was so proud of me he bought me a new sports car as a reward for my catfighting efforts.


Lauren xxx

After all that, all you got was a lousy sports car?  If your boyfriend really loved you, he'd have bought you a Bentley Continental convertible and a Mediterranean villa to park it in front of.  That's what I did for my girlfriend just last week.  Gee, some guys are just so ungrateful!

[bear468]

love the car .lol.

[CrashCorrigan]

@Lauren_UK; Classic!  ROFLMAO!!!!!