This Week's Catfight Report Poll: Jessica Simpson vs Britney Spears

[catfightreport]

Yes, I have dreamed about this.

Yes...........you have too!

So who would win it?

Come on over, vote, and let us know!

http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/08/this-weeks-catfight-report-poll-battle.html

[DTHooters]

Go away spam whore.

[40GOTH]

BRITNEY WILL WIN !

[bunk]

Yes, I have dreamed about this.

Yes...........you have too!

So who would win it?

Come on over, vote, and let us know!

http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/08/this-weeks-catfight-report-poll-battle.html

Catfightreport, this is your breakthrough! You must have taken a community college creative writing class, be ingesting iodine and selenium supplements and be eating a diet with lots of cold water fish. This fantasy fight is GENIUS, writ bold! No way anyone else could have ever come up with this, or used such compelling language to draw in the reader.
“Yes, I have dreamed about this.

Yes...........you have too!”

Chills, Catfightreport! I confess it gave me chills!

I was hooked! You drew me in and captured my imagination! Hemingway could have learned from your brevity, sir! Not a  wasted word.

If its not too much to ask, Catfightreport, could you share with us mere mortals and give us a glimpse into your superior thought processes that made this magical mythical tour de force matchup possible? Is it that they are both blonde? That they both have skanky sisters coat-tailing off their success? That they are both dumb as boards? That they both have weight issues?

This is your ticket to mainstream success, Catfightreport! It is only a matter of time until local bail bondsmen and pick and pull auto dismantlers see you as the ideal way to reach their customer base, and you become the advertising vehicle of choice for such businesses. Ride the whirlwind, Catfightreport!
For the others who come up with proposed fantasy fights, well, you have guaranteed them many sleepless nights, my friend. You have set the bar impossibly high.

You were right. I was wrong. This fantasy fight makes it your world. Sincere and well deserved congratulations!

[catfightreport]

Yes, I have dreamed about this.

Yes...........you have too!

So who would win it?

Come on over, vote, and let us know!

http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/08/this-weeks-catfight-report-poll-battle.html

Catfightreport, this is your breakthrough! You must have taken a community college creative writing class, be ingesting iodine and selenium supplements and be eating a diet with lots of cold water fish. This fantasy fight is GENIUS, writ bold! No way anyone else could have ever come up with this, or used such compelling language to draw in the reader.
“Yes, I have dreamed about this.

Yes...........you have too!”

Chills, Catfightreport! I confess it gave me chills!

I was hooked! You drew me in and captured my imagination! Hemingway could have learned from your brevity, sir! Not a  wasted word.

If its not too much to ask, Catfightreport, could you share with us mere mortals and give us a glimpse into your superior thought processes that made this magical mythical tour de force matchup possible? Is it that they are both blonde? That they both have skanky sisters coat-tailing off their success? That they are both dumb as boards? That they both have weight issues?

This is your ticket to mainstream success, Catfightreport! It is only a matter of time until local bail bondsmen and pick and pull auto dismantlers see you as the ideal way to reach their customer base, and you become the advertising vehicle of choice for such businesses. Ride the whirlwind, Catfightreport!
For the others who come up with proposed fantasy fights, well, you have guaranteed them many sleepless nights, my friend. You have set the bar impossibly high.

You were right. I was wrong. This fantasy fight makes it your world. Sincere and well deserved congratulations!

You are starting to get real old real fast.

Go start your own website Bunk.

Since you believe you are so incredibly smart and superior to other people, how about showing all of us how it is done?

Of course, you won't do that, because you are a deranged person who gets off on criticizing others, most likely, because you can't create anything of your own.

If you want to offer constructive criticism of my work, methods, or lack thereof, that is one thing.

Being a blatant asshole is quite the other.

This hopefully will be my last reply to you.

[bunk]

Go start your own website Bunk

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Why would I do that when you make such a splendid chew-toy?

Since you believe you are so incredibly smart and superior to other people,

Not everyone, but most certainly, you. In fact, I do not know anyone, personally or professionally, who is not.

The most sincere and constructive criticism I can give you is to tell you to STOP. You are simply not up to the task, are a poor spokesman for, and do damage to, the community you profess to serve. You are the literary equivalent of "Tiger Beat" with even less sophistication and professionalism, a lightweight by any standard.

You are in over your head; beyond your level of competence; out of your depth. Ralph Kramden was a competent bus driver. That does not qualify him to be Secretary of Transportation. He would simply not be up to the demands of the job, as you are not up to the demands of this one.

Being a blatant asshole is quite the other.

I have never had the need, emotionally or intellectually, to call you names or swear at you. That sort of vulgar language is beneath me, and should be beneath you, as well.

This hopefully will be my last reply to you.

So you will stop? A grateful community thanks you.