dumb blonde jokes

[stacy567]

 well i found this site with a bunch of funny blonde jokes.. i figured i might share a few of the jokes i found.. hope everyone enjoys

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

    "Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

    "I won her in a raffle!"



 A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

    "For best results, put on two coats".




 Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

    "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde:

    Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!




Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.

The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

    "I think they could be bird tracks."

The second blonde went to look and said,

    "No, I think these are deer tracks."

They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

[grlwrestler joanne]

      Oh you BITCH !.....you are soooo done,just wait !!

I'm one Blonde you'll be sorry to have messed with !

see you soon........BITCH!


(After i kick Jenn v u's Ass....you're next!)

[ROYALS22262]

Joanne I would love to see you dominate and humiliate the gorgeous Stacy.  Then stand over her, place your sexy bare foot on her face, rub it in, and do a great big victory pose!

[Jonica]

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
Because they can't keep their calves together.

What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.

What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been in a 747.

How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

Ba-dum-bump!

Laisser les bons temps rouler, mes amis!

[max69]

this blonde would love to kick that dumb brunette's ass

[KC]

The pretty blonde model in Chicago got a call from her agent to fly out to LA for a high paying photo shoot. She quickly packed her bags, got in her car and headed out to the airport. But when she saw a sign that said, Airport Left she turned around and went home ...

[Brit_Brat1]

Well!!!!!!!!!

I must say I have enjoyed reading ALL what has been written and its brought a BIG smile to my face........ lets have more of this



Brit

[stacy567]

oh joanne...is the poor blonde's feelings hurt... waaawaaa go cry somewhere else
jonica... is that booing i hear?? i think your being booed of the stage... i guess your career as a comedian was short lived...
max... i would gladly kick your butt if you'd like..

here's another joke

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

    "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying,

    "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

    "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

    "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

[Brit_Brat1]

Well to settle this


1. Pour cold drinking chocolate over the hair of the blondes

2.Pour bleach over the hair of the brunettes


Brit

[luvsfights]

this is awesome lol!!  Some light hearted fun for a change.  Love all the jokes ladies.

[KC]

The two blonde roommates went out in the woods searching for the perfect christmas tree. After two hours of trudging through the snow, one finally said, "I'm sick of this. Isn't it obvious? We put this off for too long. All the ones with decorations have already been taken!"

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[taytay]

OMG!!! lol stacy  those are awesome jokes!!! XD... also any jokes about blondes are funny

[Brit_Brat1]

*applauds

Keep them coming, these jokes are really superb .......... all of them

Brit

[KC]

A neighbor noticed the attractive blonde come out of her house to her mailbox. She opened it then angrily slammed it shut and marched back in empty handed. A little later she came out steaming, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut even harder.

A few minutes later she came out boiling a third time, opened opened the mailbox and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled, the neighbor asked, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My fucking computer keeps saying, 'You’ve got mail.'"

[divorced mom]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. They fill out their forms and wait to be called in. The brunette goes first. After discussing her qualifications, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:

" How many Ds are there in 'Indiana Jones'?"

The brunette thinks for a couple of seconds (concerned that it might be a trick question) and responds, "One."

The interviewer thanks her and sends her on her way, with a promise that he'll get back to her after he's had a chance to interview the remaining applicants.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many Ds are there in 'Indiana Jones'?"

The redhead immediately says, "One."

As before, the interviewer concludes the interview and tells her he'll call after the interview process is finished.

The blonde comes into the room last. She goes through the questions, and finally the interviewer asks: "How many Ds are there in 'Indiana Jones'?"

The blonde gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6... Hmmm... Wait... 2, 4, 6... Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

The blonde grins from ear to ear, and replies...( http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/files/indiana.wav)