dumb blonde jokes

[divorced mom]

Blonde Inventions

Some Inventions are simply better left uninvented:


    Left handed pencil

    Clear correction fluid

    Black highlighter

    Waterproof tea bags

    Braille driving manual

    Dehydrated water

    Screen door on a submarine

    Helicopter ejection seat

    Air conditioning for motorcycle

    Wooden barbecue

    Glow-in-the-dark sun dial

    Gasoline fire extinguisher

    Battery-powered battery charger

    Fake rhinestones

    Fireproof matches

    Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

    Mesh umbrella

    Solar-powered flashlight

[Brit_Brat1]

LOl i think this is becoming my favourite daily section to visit ............ your all great!

Brit

[taytay]

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.


Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.


What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.


Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

awesome jokes everyone!!!

[Brit_Brat1]

Lol

[divorced mom]

A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.
 ‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says.
 ‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde.
‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’

[grlwrestler]

   

                     

[petelv]

ROTFL.

pete

[Brit_Brat1]

Pete its roflmbo 

Brit