It was time for the Tag Team Tourney to begin after a few Dark Matches were held , 1 that saw saw Andrea the Giant easily tossed those Sweet Southern Belles around like Rag Dolls & Chokeslam them both into oblivian for an easy double pin & in another Ho HUm old school matchup , Little Egypt & Lil Fiji were easily squashed by The Hun in another Handicap Match .
After a little bio on the teams , showing some of their moves in a montage in the background , it was time for the Tourney to begin .
MATCH #1 -- REIKO & DIXIE ( RUMBLE ROSES ) VS SHEHULK & MYSTIQUE
The popular video game beauties were out first as customary as all good girls were introduced first unless being the champ & Reiko & Dixie were in high spirits despite the fact their debut did not go as well as they liked as they were just Dominated in their defeat , claiming it was " Getting used to the real world from the video game world " that had them crossed up that match , but they met the fans & entered the ring & did their usual warmups as their opponent were introduced , the equally cartoony duo of SheHulk , who had an impressive debut & her partner , Mystique , & the heels heeled it up until they entered the ring & the match was ready to get underway as SheHulk & Dixie were ready to go first for their teams & the ref called for the bell to start it .
SheHulk & Dixie locked it up & SheHulk used her immense power advantage to bully Dixie's arms up & away , allowing her to reach in , grab Dixie's hair & yank her hard to the ground , making Dixie cry out " why you little " like she does in the video game as she was on her knees doing a hair check to make sure none was ripped out & when they locked back up , SheHulk again worked it so she could yank Dixie down hard by her hair , making Dixie get up angry & say " Now youv'e Done it " & follow up with " come & get it " as she lashed out with a Clothesline attempt that SheHulk ducked & when Dixie turned back towards her , SheHulk tried her own Clothesline that connected , almost taking Dixie's head off as she spun around while crashing to the ground .
SheHulk laid a knee across Dixie's chest & the ref counted , 1-2 but no 3 as Dixie easily kicked out & then made the arrogant heel pay as Dixie shot her leg up a few times , giving SheHulk a solid hard kick to her forehead a few times , making SheHulk back up a bit holding her head as Dixie sprang to her feet & charged at her , but SheHulk was able to catch the Cross Body Block attempting cowgirl & while keeping a strong firm grip on her , brought her down & back up & down again into 4 straight Backbreakers & after the last Backbreaker , held Dixie's flexiible body bent over her knee as Mystique did a run in & bashed the stretched mid of Dixie a few times as Reiko also came in to stop the unfair double teamming on her partner , giving SheHulk a good hard stomp to her shoulders that angered the Green Monster more than hurt & angered her so much that SheHulk brought Dixie up & threw her at Reiko , who instinctively moved out of the way , but by doing so , Dixie hit hard on the mat , winding her some more , but luckilly Dixie was in the good girls corner , so Reiko left the ring & tagged Dixie & reentered the ring as SheHulk let Mystique enter as she tagged her in .
Reiko grabbed the top rope to propel herself into the ring , but since Mystique beat her into the ring , as soon as Reiko's feet hit the mat , Mystique was there to blast a heavt foot into the asians chest , making her fall backwards against the ropes & rebound back where Mystique took her up & over with a High Back Body Drop & as Reiko's body arched in pain , Mytique booted Dixie off the ring apron before yanking Reiko off the mat & giving her a Big Bodyslam & then she yanked her right back up & slammed her again & then brought her right back up & whipped her off the ropes & on Reiko's return , Mystique grabbed her from the side & spun her around a few times before dropping her to the mat with a Spinning Sidewalk Slam that had Reiko holding at her back as Mystique tagged SheHulk back in .
SheHulk yanked Reiko up hard by her hair & then placed her into a mighty Bearhug that had Reiko's arms flailing helplessly for escape which seemed futile & made a fresh enough Dixie to come into the ring to try to assist her partner as she ran in behind SheHulk & slammed her forearm into the back of the big muscle woman as Mystique was too busy taunting the crowd , unaware of Dixie's run in , but Dixie's blow only lightly fazed the Hulk , making her more angry than anything else as she flung Reiko to the mat & then turned around to face Dixie who gave her another hard forearm to her chest , but again it barely fazed the solidly built heel who just stood there as Mystique reentered the ring & grabbed Dixie by her hair & dragged her backwards a few feet & then shoved her forward where SheHulk grabbed her by her chest & Power Dropped her to the mat & then dragged her right back up & slammed her hard down across Reiko's body & after Dixie slid off her partner , Mystique tossed Dixie from the ring as SheHulk brought Reiko up & put her onto her big broad shoulders & into her Torture Rack & with the sheHulks immense power , Reiko's body was also being bent even further with every bounce going back down in the Rack & it took no time for Reiko for to start screaming her Submission & the ref called for the belll , but like she did with her way overmatched & helpless opponent in her debut , Tammy Jones , SheHulk kept bouncing Reiko in the torture Rack even after her body went limp & only dropped her rudely to the mat as the ref was once again with her just an eyelash away from DQ'ing her & reversing the decision , but since she did let go finally in time , the victory stood & SheHulk & Mystique were onto the next round .
Before the 2nd match , The Headhunter & her partner , who has yet to debut ( a fitting partner was just recently found ) was actually the wrestlers to do the " Dancing with a GLOW Girl " vignette as they did some Tribal Dance , even getting along with the adorable Farmers Daughters who learned something new as this vignette was peaceful since there were not wrestling , just dancing .
MATCH # 2 -- SUSIE SPIRIT & DEBBIE DEBUTANTE VS BEASTIE & THE WIDOW
The favored good girls in this tourney , Debbie & Susie , the Cheerleaders , came out first , doing their somersaults , handspings , & other assorted acrobatic moves as they made their way to the ring , mixing in the acrobatic stuff with greeting the crowd until they both tumbled into the ring , jumped onto the middle rope , saluted the crowd , then went top rope & did a Backflip back to the mat & finished it off with the little Cheerleader hop as they then awaited their opponents , Beatie , The Cuban Monster , & her partner , The Dark & Devious , The Widow who both came to the ring in their own way , Widow marched to it like she was walking down the aisle at a funeral in her character mold & Beastie meanwhile ran at the crowd acting like she wanted to hit as many as possible but didn't get too close though until the odd team entered the ring to get it started .
Beastie entered the ring & continued to taunt the crowd as the Widow just stood on the ring apron in a melancholy mood , looking at her bouquet of black roses until Debbie & Susie got tired of waiting & charged their opponents , Susie nailing Beatie in the back with a Dropkick that knocked her over the top rope & go spinning down onto the floor below as Debbie Dropkicked the Widow from behind , making her jump to the floor & fall over , making the roses go flying out of her hand & to the floor as well .
A ticked off Beastie got to her feet & charged back into the ring as the Widow looked at her ruined flowers & picked them up & slowly dropped to her knees & began to cry since they were ruined & seeing her do so , Beastie turned to her & told her to get her creepy ass back into the ring until she turned back around right into a Double superkick from the Cheerleaders , making her go stumbling into the corner out on her feet almost & stood there as Debbie came Cartwheeling in & then elobowed Beastie in the side of her head & then held onto her head & Bulldogged the heel to the mat & as Beastie lay stunned , Susie went top rope & came down with a Jumping Legsplit right across the chest of the big girl & Susie kwpt her Legsplit stance & cheered as the ref moved in & made the count , 1-2-3 & Susie & Debbie had a quick victory to advance .
A Vignette of the Farmers Daughter , Babe , was then shown of her telling her pappy back home on how excited she was to be teamming with her cousin Brandi Mae in the Tag tourney & how she would make him proud when his daughter & niece became the new champs .
MATCH # 3 -- THE FARMERS DAUGHTERS VS THE DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS
The cousins from Hog Hollow , Nebraska , Babe & Sally came out first & high fived & hugged the fans before entering the ring & talking to their pappies watching back home into the camera as The Daughters of Darkness , Mystery & Misery came out completely ignoring the fans as they were content on putting their debut loss behind them & wanting to send their opponents back to the farm when they were done with them & when the heels entered the ring , they turned their backs to the good girls & began to yell at the fans & talking on how these little country girls were no match for them & yelled until their attention was diverted back to the country girls who like Susie & Debbie did moments ago , actually attacked first & came charging in at the masked heels & jumped up on their upper thighs & took them both up & over with Monkey Tosses that made both heels slide out of the ring after they landed & the little spurt of pain subsided as the Farm Girls did a little Square Dance Do-se-Do in celebration of their move .
The DOD's just walked back to their corner , telling the fans to shut up as they traveled & the country cuties continued to dance Square Dance style to their corner where Babe left the ring as Sally was going to go first for her team & Mystery climbed through the ropes to start it for the bad girls .
Sally & Mystery locked up , but Mystery quickly powered Sally's hands down & fired a punch to her mid & then backed up & attempted a Clothesline that Sally ducked under & followed with a Dropkick as Mystery turned around , a Dropkick that sent the masked woman backwards but not down as Sally then went to bounce off the ropes to try another move , but did it right next to Misery who stuck out her knee , ramming it into the small of Sally's back , making her stumble forward where Mystery attempted another Clothesline , this time connecting & putting Sally down on the mat & seeing what had happened , made Babe charge into the ring & want at her opponents , but the ref was quick to intercept her & try to get her back out , which allowed the heels to take a shortcut as Misery jumped down onto the floor & began to choke Sally as Mystery watched the ref & as soon as he finished with Babe , supplied a distraction of her own , allowing Misery more time to choke Sally .
Mystery bought all the time she could before walking to her corner & as soon as Misery got back onto the apron as the ref tried to put together the mystery on why Sally was choking so badly , Misery was tagged in & she brought up Sally & draped her throat over the top rope until the ref had to give her the 5 count to break the hold & when she did , Misery preoccupied the ref by asking him about his count which she knew the answer to all too well , but it allowed Mystery time to take over where she left off as Babe also barged back in , adding extra time to Sally being choked as back home in Nebraska , it was certain that Pappy himself was none too happy either .
Mystery & Misery used the distraction tactic to it's full advantage & once Misery moved back in , she gave the ropes a hard tug backwards , making Sally fall to the mat on her back where Misery followed with a Legdrop across Sally's throat before standing & taunting the crowd as Babe bounced up & down yelling at her for her good for nothing down low ways & when she got in there , she was going to show her how she did it back home & Misery eased back at her going " Moooo , Baaaa , & Oink Oink Oink " making Babe crack back , " you forgot the chicken noise because that is what you are , a yellow belly chicken " .
Hearing that from Babe made Misery pretend to cry as she brought Sally to her feet & Snap Mared her at the feet of Babe , inviting the Farm Girl in to show her how she does it on the farm & when Babe came in , she sent some forearms in the direction of Misery , hitting the heel , but her blows were not too heavy & when she went to whip Misery of the ropes , Misery stood her ground & pulled Babe back into her , driving her fist into Babe's mid that took some air out of her & then with a handful of hair , Misery sent Babe whipping towards Mystery who stuck out her boot & told Misery to send her this way & despite the well telegraphed situation , Babe went running forward , hitting chest first into Mystery's outstretched foot that put her down onto the mat as Misery then tagged Mystery back in .
After tagging in Mystery , Misery began to stomp away at Babe as Mystery came in & joined in with her partner at stomping the innocent farm girl as Sally was still trying to get air back into her in the corner & was in no condition to help Babe out , but she did point weakly at the scenario as the ref tried to get them to stop cleanly first before having to resort to giving the heels the always needed 5 count for them to break before getting DQ'd .
Misery stopped her stomping & threw her hands up & left the ring like she was truly sorry for skirting the rules as Mystery brought Babe up & whipped her off the ropes & on her return , Babe was given a High Back Body Drop to the mat where her back arched up in pain until Mystery moved in on her & drove her fist into her mid , putting her back onto the mat where Mystery followed up by getting onto her knees & getting in as many punches to Babe's mid as she could until the ref gave her the 5 count & when she did , she brought Babe up to her feet & pushed her into the wrong corner where Misery held her by her hair as Mystery blasted more punches into Babe's mid , making Sally who was able to now , run i to try to help , but the ref was quickly on her & physically had to get her back as Babe was punched like crazy while trapped in the corner until her returned & when he did return , Mystery tagged Misery back in .
Misery entered the ring & gave Babe a few light slaps to her cheek while teasing her about how Babe would show her how it was done back home & as she did , Misery just dropped to a knee as Mystery took advantage if the 5 count to lift Babe up into a Suplex position & dropped her forward to where Babe's mid crashed right down onto Misery's knee , taking alot of air out of her as she rolled very close to the ropes & right in Mystery & Misery's corner as Misery hooked Babe's leg that was closest to the ropes & the ref moved in , 1-2-3 , Sally tried to save her little cousin , but since Babe was right there in the heels corner , Mystery easily intercepted her & kept her away as Babe was pinned & Hog Hollow was not going to have a wrassling champion this time around .
A Dr Feil & Grope vignette was next & it was Pocohontas who had the creepy doc giving her his check up before she gave her a little smack .
MATCH # 4 -- KENNSINGTON TWINS VS THE HOUSEWIVES
The Kennsington Twins , Keri & Kari , who won over alot of fans in their debut a few shows ago came out to huge applause as they greeted the fans as they were set to take on the old GLOW mainstays , Phyllis & Arlene , The Housewives , & not just replacements , but the same 2 ladies who played Arlene & Phyllis from the original GLOW who came out in their normal way , wearing pajamas , a house coat , shower caps , beauty cream on their faces & Phyllis holding a plunger in her hand while Arlene carried a rolling pin in hers .
Arlene went first for the Housewives as which twin went fist for her side was a mystery as their literally wa sno way to tell them apart outside the fact 1 wore a gold bracelet on her right wrist & the other wore the same gold bracelet on her left wrist .
Arlene & the twin hooked up & the twin found an opening to armdrag Arlene down , making Arlene complain that her hair was pulled even though it was tucked away under the shower cap she had on , which the ref was not buying at all .
Arlene got up & continued to complain to the ref as she went in to lockup again with the twin & once again , the twin , young & energetic , used her quickness to armdrag Arlene to the mat & Arlene once again complained of a hairpull which was not believed by anybody as she screamed at everybody to shut up as she made her way to her feet & locked up with the twin 1 more time & this time , Arlene blatantly grabbed the twin by her hair & pulled her to the mat hard & complained to the ref that she was just paying her back as the twin was down on 1 knee watching the conversation take place between Arlene & the ref & it was soon joined in by the other twin as the in ring twin got to her feet & told the ref to take care of things to get it going , but as she watched , Phyllis snuck in behind her & jammed the wooden end of the plunger into the small of the twins back & then moved around & jammed the wooden end of the plunger into the twins throat , putting her down & then followed up by placing the rubber plunger over the twins face & plunging down on it a few times before the ref restored order , clueless as to what had happened as Arlene moved in a dropped her knee down across the twins throat & choked away at her , using the full 5 secs to break almost the entire way before breaking & yanking the twin to her feet where she tagged in Phyllis & together , they whipped the twin off the ropes & on her return , they dropped her down to the mat as they held hands & crashed them down across the chest of the twin as the other twin tried to urge on the crowd .
Phyllis followed with 3 straight elbows as Arlene left the ring & after the 3rd elbow , Phyliis went for the pin , 1-2 , but no 3 as the twin kicked out in time & Phyllis followed up by covering her again just like that , but only getting a 2 count again & after failing to pin the twin the 2nd attempt , Phyllis brought the twin up & whipped her towards Arlene who elbowed her in the side of the head , knocking her silly & allowing Phyllis to ram her from behind with a clubbing forearm , making the twin be trapt in the corner where Phyllis turned her around so she was backed in the corner & then Phyllis tagged Arlene back in & together they took advantage of the time given to alternate giving the trapped twin knees to her mid & chest until they had to stop the double teamming .
Arlene whipped the twin off the rope & on her return , Arlene gave her a double forearm blow to her chest & went for the cover , the twin kicking out just before the 3 count as the Housewives didn't seem to be the same clutzes they were the last time as they were in complete control at the moment .
Arlene was undeterred after the twin kicked out yet again & brought her up & headbutted right back down to the mat & then took the time to tease the other twin by joining in with her in trying to urge on the fans in supporting the good girl they were beating up on & Arlene slowly yanked the twin up by her hair & then whipped her to where Phyllis was standing & then took a few swipes at the other twin as Phyllis held the twin in place as Arlene came charging in after her , but the twin broke free just in the nick of time & Arlene ran into Phyllis , knocking Phyllis off the apron & to the floor , but Phyllis did land on her feet while Arlene did go down while the in ring twin fell down as well from moving .
Arlene tried to grab at the twin as she got up , but the twin somersaulted beneath her attempt & then somersaulted under her next attempt at grabbing her as well & the twin made the tag to her sister & the fans went bonkers as the fresh twin came in all fired up & easily eluded Arlene's clothesline attempt & gave her a little back kick to her chest & then Phyllis came charging in at the twin , only to be armdragged to the mat & then Arlene trying to take advantage of the twin armdragging Phyllis , attempted another clothesline but missed again & got the same little back kick , which was alot more annoying than hurtful , but made her stumble away a few steps none the less & when Phyllis charged back at the twin , the twin side stepped her charge & made Phyllis crash into Arlene , putting both Housewives on the mat as the other twin mustered up enough energy to enter the fray & join her sister for a double dropkick to Phyllis & Arlene when they got up , putting them right back down again , but through all this , the ref wanted the other twin out of the ring & when the still on fire mode twin approached Arlene , a low blow put out her fire & made her drop to her knees as Phyllis quickly grabbed the rolling pin since they were in their corner & waited for Arlene to bring the now stunned twin to her feet where she held her for Phyllis to knock her over the head with the rolling pin , but the twin found a way to duck down & " CRACK " the rolling pin nailed Arlene instead & as the ref watched Arlene fall & asking Phyllis about why she had the rolling pin , Phyllis never got to answer as the non legal twin once again ran in with a bit more energy this time & speared Phyllis to the mat before she could explain & the ref watched the action & did nothing as the twins set up for their Twin Powers finisher as Arlene stumbled to her feet where she went from well groogy to completely groogy as she recieved a Double Superkick & one of the twins made the cover & 1-2-3 & the Kennsington Twins were on to the next round to the crowd's delight .
