Disclaimer:This is a Work of 100% Fiction,any Resemblance to Real People or Events is Not Intended!Prologue:at a Hotel/Casino in Vegas, the Lovely KatarinaHits is Just Getting out of the Shower after an Intense Workout! the Reason:Katarina was Asked to Compete in a Match after Finding out that Shakira was BRAGGING about How No Woman had a Better Booty Than HER! Katarina Called Shakira out and Said,"You have 2 Choices,Put Up or Shut Up! Face Me in the Ring, If You DARE!" Shakira Tried to Laugh it off until she Got Word that a Bookie in Vegas had Put the Odds of HER Winning against Katarina @ 30-1! While The Odds of Katarina Winning were at 10-1!
Shakira Responded by Agreeing to Face Katarina at a Club to See WHO had the Better Booty! The Stakes:if Katarina Wins,Shakira has to Fight for the Club for 1 Month! If Shakira Wins,She or the Club will Decide her Fate! Missy Elliot says to Shakira," Baby,Don't Do it!You're Gonna Lose if You Fight Her! Forget it and Let's Bounce!" Shakira looks at Missy and Replies,"Honey,If i Let Her Getaway with This Every Woman around will Claim to Have a Better booty Than ME! I Can't Let that Slide!"
Prelude:at a Warehouse just 3 Blocks from Katarina's Hotel, Lady Gaga,Sunrise Adams,and Katy Perry are watching as 2 Hookers Trade Blows in a Topless Bare Knuckle Fight until they NAIL Each Other at The Same Time! a double KO! Lady Gaga waits until some Female Bodybuilders Carry away the 2 Women before Saying," Ladies, shakira is Fighting a Babe Named KatarinaHits in a Bikini Catfight Tonight!" Sunrise is Trying NOT to Laugh, Katy asks,"Are bets Being Taken on the Fight?"
Lady Gaga Replies,"Yes,Why do You Ask?" Katy Reaches into her Handbag and Pulls out a Wad of bills and Responds,"I Want to Bet 500 that KatarinaHits Humiliates Shakira!" Sunrise Smiles and Comments,"That is a safe Bet!"
Act 1:Pre-Fight! at a Club on the Vegas Strip Called the 'Wild World Arena', KatarinaHits is getting into a Black Latex 2 Piece Bikini,while Down the Hall,Shakira is getting into a 2 Piece Flower Print Bikini with Missy Elliot Nowhere to be Seen! in Another Part of the Club, Katy Perry and Tyra Banks are Enjoying the Spectacle of Watching Michelle Kwan Beating Kelly Ripa Senseless in a Nude Bare Knuckle Boxing Match! Katy & Tyra Are Both Smiling as They watch Michelle Finish Off Kelly with a Rocketing Uppercut that sends the Cocky Little Blonde Crashing the Floor with a Nasty 'THUD'! a Female Bodybuilder Scoops up the Battered Blonde and Carries her Away while Katy and Tyra Escort Michelle to Where her Reward is Wating!
Act 2:The FIGHT! in the Ring.a Nervous KatarinaHits Waits for Shakira to SHOW Up! as She waits,in the Crowd, the Lovely Porn Star Seka waits and is Ready to Report the Outcome of the Fight! after Keeping Everyone,Including Katarina Waiting for almost 20 Minutes,Shakira walks down the Aisle,Cocky until Someone Yells,"Get The Ambulance Ready,Shakira is Gonna be Beaten Worse than a Cheap Rug!" Shakira is Confused until she Sees Katarina and Thinks,"What? That is KatarinaHits? i am Sooooooo FUCKED!" as Soon as Shakira Climbs Through the Ropes, a Topless Blonde Says,"Ladies, this is a Face Snuff Rules Match! You have to Win by Sitting on Your Opponent's Face Until She Passes Out!" The Blonde Exits Just before the Bell Sounds!
The Two Women Circle Each Other before Shakira Charges at and Misses Katarina! The Crowd Bursts Into Laughter as Shakira Misses! Shakira is PISSED Now! She Tries Once more, and Katarina Quickly Didges out of the WayMuc to Shakira's Chagrin! Katarina Gets Shakira into a Side Headlock and Holds until shakira escapes. Kat waits for Shakira to catch Her Breath before She Catches Shakira with a Running Clothesline that FLATTENS the Blonde!
Shakira is Just Coming arouns when KatarinaHits Begins to lower her Booty Over Shakira's Face,the Blonde Latina Struggles until Her Breath is Gone and She Lays Helpless Under the Lovely Booty of KatarinaHits! Beofre Allowing the Bell to Ring,Katarina Makes the crowd Go wild by SPANKING Shakira's Ass until it is as Red as a Cherry!
Act 3:Post-Fight! Katarina Hits Exits the Ring to Loud Cheers and Someone in the Crowd leads a Chant of,"Kat,Kat,KAT!" Katarina Waves to The crowd and Heads for Her Dressing Room,where she Gets dressed and Leaves for her Hotel! Meanwhile, Shakira Comes to in her Dressing Room and Finds a Clamshell DVD Player Waiting on a Table for Her! She Opens it up,Turns on the Power, and Watches as Missy Elliot's Face Appears on Screen! She Hears missy Say,"Hello Baby, I WARNED YOU! You Let Pride get in the Way and You LOST! it'll be a Month Before You find a New Lover, I'm Done! I Found Somebody New and Sexier than You! Good Bye,Shakira!" Shakira is STUNNED! She Can't Understand Why Missy Dumped her!
Epilogue:KatarinaHit is STUNNED when she Enters her Room and Finds a Topless Barocca Waiting for her! Barocca says,"Hello Sweetie,i was asked to Draw a Hot Bath for You to Help You Relax after Your Match! Katarina is STUNNED,but Accepts the Gentle Touch of Barocca! after Leaving the Tub Naked,Katarina is Helped into the Bed,Barocca gives her a Peck on the cheek and Says,"GoodNight,Honey! as Barocca Leaves, a Maid Asks,"Is Everything OK,Ma'am?"
Barocca Smiles and Replies,"Yes, My Friend NEEDS her Rest, would You Be So Kind as to see She Isn't Disturbed,Please?" The Maid Nods and Hangs a 'Do Not Disturb' Sign on the doorknob and Leaves.
Later,KatarinaHit Awakens in a Hotel Room in Reno and Sees a Portable DVD Player sitting on a Table. She opens it up and Turns on the Power,she is STUNNED to See the Smiling Face of Tera Patrick on scrren! Tera Says,"Hello Sweetie,if You're Watching This,You've Come to in The room i Set up For You! You Made a Lot Of People Happy when You Somthered Out Shakira! a Shooping Buddy is on her Way to Pick You Up and Take You Shopping as Reward for Beating Shakira! Enjoy!"
To Katarina's Surprise, the Lovely Foxy Brown Saunters in and Says,"Hello Honey,I'm Here to Take You Shopping and Get You to the Airport, so You Can Fly to Miami and Relax After Beating Shakira!" Katarina Gets Dressed and Leaves with Foxy to Go Shopping!
This story is Dedicated to KatarinaHits! Enjoy! Dan
