Anna The Marine Chick: What’s a raccoon doing carry a giant space weapon for?
Rocket Racoon: That's for if things get really hard core..and I aint talking about dat film Peter….errrr…StarLord….. has of Gamora when she was 19….WOWSA! Some “art” film! Or if you wanna blow up moons. Although I personally enjoying just mooning people, by using the vernacular! I am at a disadvantage in a “mooning” contest unless I have my ass shaved!
Moon blasting calls for this here ACME Industrial Grade Special Spherical Neutrino Blaster and Vibrator!
Anna the Marine Chick: Vibrator? Uh Oh!
Gamora: No one's blowing up ANY moons you midget hairball. And leave your hairy ass out of this!
Rocket Raccoon: God you green boobed hooker! You just wanna suck the joy out of everything for me don’t ya?
You just don’t like raccoons! That’s profiling and I got a damn sexy profile!
Gamora: And Quill, your ship is filthy.
Gamora: [She walks away, quill staring at her green ass]
Peter Quill: [looks over and whispers to Rocket] Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, my carpet would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Rocket Raccoon: You got issues, Quill. Oh…btw…who’s Jackson Pollack?
Peter Quill (StarLord): I think he’s the warden of this prison we’re in!
Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling, you're supposed to be professional.
Rocket Raccoon: I'm only interested in the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt Anna when I blow her away with my gun! She aint never faced vermin da likes of me!
Anna The Marine Chick: NO one has ever faced ANYONE like you! You’re a genetic mutation moron!
Rocket Racoon: Yeah but ya shoulda seen me before da mutation, damn I was hot! Did I tell ya I was almost elected Homecoming Queen of Halfworld High School!!
Gamora [looking at Rocket and rolling her eyes]: You may be a Diva but you are most definitely NOT a Queen!!
Rocket Raccoon: Oh so you with the green tits is gonna be judging da likes of me huh? Maybe you and this Anna Chick oughta get together. You look like her type……Tall, Green and BITCHY! Hey! Are those tits real by duh way? Did you go to Renee Zellwegger’s plastic surgeon? Damn she looks GOOD!! Cept her tits aint green ☺
Gamora: [lunges at Rocket!] YOU TICK INFESTED LITTLE VERMIN SHIT!!!! ANNA CAN’T HAVE YOU!! YOU’RE MINE!!
To Be Continued