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Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)

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Offline Contestator

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Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« on: October 24, 2014, 11:26:55 AM »
Anna Nystrom 170cm 57kg VS young bear 170cm 100kg
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Offline Vanessa Marsh

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2014, 06:11:55 PM »
This might be my favorite poll of all time. Seriously, can this become a regular thing?!  How would random bimbos do in fights with various forms of wildlife?  Oh, I picked the bear. Never bet against a bear!
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''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''
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Offline JAOH88

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2014, 06:40:57 PM »
Gotta say, as a former Alaskan, who worked several years around Polar & Brown Bears.  Unarmed Human vs Bear. Bear 1 Human 0  Sorry.  ;)  Cute Poll though.
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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2014, 07:21:45 PM »
I know XD but this is a puppy bear (i wrote 100kg, polar bears can grow up 800kg)
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Offline kyliesubmits

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2014, 11:46:38 PM »
fucking cool idea :) tekken rules!!

oh but yes, the bear won't be hungry after this one...
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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 01:37:32 AM »
Yay, Tekken :D I choose "the girl run away" option, but IRL, it would be "the bear eating her".
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Offline Vanessa Marsh

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 03:16:55 AM »
Quote from: Cybermad on October 25, 2014, 02:31:47 AM
Bear would win using Panda Move...the bear smash. Then invite rest of family round for bear picnic.

Surely,  he'd finish her off with a BEAR HUG!

(No, YOU shut up!  >:( )
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''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''
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Offline Kimm

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 03:42:47 AM »
Wow, has to be the most unique, and frankly, DUMBEST challenge. Girl = Bear poop. :-p
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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2014, 04:23:40 PM »
Even a 200lb Bear is 8x stronger than a human.  Think Pit Bull on "Roids" with longer claws, bigger teeth and
a really bad attitude.  Yeah, pretty much bear scat. Sorry.  Maybe try a "Teddy Bear" next time around. ;) ;)
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Offline Vanessa Marsh

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 05:12:59 PM »
Quote from: JAOH88 on October 27, 2014, 04:23:40 PM
Even a 200lb Bear is 8x stronger than a human.  Think Pit Bull on "Roids" with longer claws, bigger teeth and
a really bad attitude.  Yeah, pretty much bear scat. Sorry.  Maybe try a "Teddy Bear" next time around. ;) ;)

Sign me up. I've always wanted to knock that loud mouth Teddy Ruxpin down a peg or two!
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''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''
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Offline Michelle

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2014, 02:30:20 AM »
I can't "bear" this any longer....I'm calling PETA.  And if the bear does a reverse head scissors on the gorl....someone paid the ref off.
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Offline JAOH88

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Re: Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 04:48:44 PM »
If I can set a match up with you and "Teddy Ruxpin" can I film it... Love to see the "fur" fly.  (Yeah bad pun,
couldn't resist.)  :D
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