Sigourney Weaver (65) ... (during a TV talk show on which she discussed contemporary pop music):
'...One of those little pop princesses whose fame and allegedly "being talented" I can't understand is Katy Perry. The girl even claims she writes songs - I don't believe her one word. She's an industry made product, without any ability of her own, and dependent on a machinery which puts her in the limelight for profit purposes...and she's one of the girls I'd love to pin down on a wrestling mat and show her what a real woman, even one who's sixty five, will do to her...'
Finally, the two women meet in a gym, both prepared to fight.
Katy looks at Sigourney's enormously big, strong hands and realises that hers are so small and delicate in comparison that her rival could crush them like paper.
Sigourney watches Katy's catlike body moves and wonders if she can compete with her opponent's youthful body full of energy.
In wrestlers' body postures, they circle each other, each looking for her foe's weaknesses...
Katy Perry (30) ... (in reply to Sigourney's derisive remarks about her):
'...That fucking old tart, who does she think she is? Am I supposed to be scared of her? If she needs a hobby she should be wrestling in a senior citizens' home, where she herself belongs - but, yeah, let her try wrestling me -but I'm not gonna let her off easily when her osteoporosis ridden bones crack while I pin her down and make her apologise to me!...'
Sigourney Weaver: 65 years, 5'11.5", 65kg, cup B
Katy Perry: 30 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup D
