[FistFightinRichelle]

The latest issue of Total Knock Out magazine has hit the digital newsstand, giving you all of the latest UMMA news and highlights.  This issue covers the recent Elite Starlet League event held at Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, CA.  Cheryl Cole has been a top-level fighter for a long time now, and she can almost always be found with the welterweight belt around her waist.  In her last defense though, Catrinel Menghia surprised the champion and took the title for herself  Was Cole able to take it back this time out?  Meanwhile, Emily VanCamp and Irina Sheik have been swapping the title every time they face each other, recently.  Did Em finally mount a successful defense, or is the lingerie model once again wearing the hardware?  In the featherweight class, did Tiffany Mulheron actually put up a fight against champion Nadine Coyle, or did she suffer yet another horrendous beating?  Most importantly, did the vaunted Doutzen Kroes take her title back from Laura Vandervoort?

Head on over to the UMMA website and find the answers to all of these questions and more.

UMMA Website: http://ummafff.x10.mx/index.html


Meanwhile, the UMMA's Open Fight Night event is fast approaching.  Here's how the card looks so far...

Manager Challenges
Victoria Pratt (Raccoon) VS Kate Beckinsale (Dragon's Den)
    - THEME - Sarge (from Cleopatra 2525) VS Selene (from Underworld) - the winner gets the welter weight position in the Imaginary heroines
Alexandra Paul (Raccoon) VS Pamela Anderson (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers)
    - THEME - Baywatch
Myleene Klass (RWB) VS Grace Park (Raccoon)
Nadine Coyle (Vassago) VS Cheryl Cole (RWB)
Liv Tyler (Taco Kickers) VS Kate Middleton (Kittys)
Lucy Lawless (Taco Kickers) VS Ivanka Trump (Amped)
Jordana Brewster (Taco Kickers) VS Pippa Middleton
Jessica Lowndes (Vassago) VS Jenna Louise Coleman (Dragon's Den)
Michelle Keegan (Vassago) VS Alice Eve (Dragon's Den)
Kym Marsh (Vassago) VS Yasmine Bleeth (In Yo Face ****es)
Jaclyn Swedberg (Bad Ass Bunnies) VS Lauren Wood (LMF)
Kara Monaco (Bad Ass Bunnies) VS Shelby Chesnes (Rampage Sports)
Jayde Nicole (Bad Ass Bunnies) VS Whitney Port
Kennedy Summers (Bad Ass Bunnies) VS Lauren Goodger
Michelle Marsh (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers) VS Lucy Pinder (RWB)
Jenny McCarthy (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers) VS Carmen Electra (Raccoon)
Jessica Simpson (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers) VS Lindsay Lohan (Hellfire Girls Club)
Shay Mitchell (Dragon's Den) VS Hayden Panettiere (Raccoon)
Jessica Ennis (Raccoon) VS Ariana Grande (Hellfire Girls Club)
    - THEME - The Olympic Champion VS the Princess
Salma Hayek (Hellfire Girls Club) VS Sofia Vergara (Hellfire Girls Club)
Teri Hatcher (In Yo Face ****es) VS Nicollette Sheridan (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers)
Courteney Cox (In Yo Face ****es) VS Jennifer Aniston (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers)
Stana Katic (Kickass) VS Kate Upton (ILF)
Stana Katic (Kickass) VS Leanna Decker (Kickass)
Stana Katic (Kickass) VS Danielle Sharp (Kickass)
Keira Knightley (Kickass) VS Taylor Swift (Kickass)
Stana Katic (Kickass) VS Alexandra Daddario (Hellfire)
Jeri Ryan (Taco Kickers) VS Moon Bloodgood (Hellfire Girls Club)
Karen Gillan (Hellfire) VS Jennifer Stano (Rampage Sports)
Kim Kardashian (Hellfire) VS Torrie Wilson (Rampage Sports)
Ali Larter (Hellfire) VS Emily VanCamp (Rampage)
Ana Ivanovic (In Yo Face ****es) VS Ireland Baldwin (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers)
Lucy Collett (TIG) VS Sabine Jemeljanova (Rampage Sports)
Heather Graham (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers) VS Catherine Bell (Rampage Sports)
Christina Applegate (Pye's Gorgeous Grapplers) VS Katie Holmes (In Yo Face ****es)
Beyonce Knowles (Amped) VS Katy Perry (Hellfire)
Chyler Leigh (Raccoon) VS Amanda Righetti (Codino)
    - THEME - Detective Caitlyn Sullivan (from Taxi Brooklyn) VS Special Agent Grace van Pelt (from The Mentalist)
Colette Carr (Amped) VS Pink (Codino)
Sierra Kusterbeck (Amped) VS Elodie Frege (Codino)
Sophia Bush (Dragon's Den) VS Elodie Frege (Codino)
Yvonne StrahoVSki (Codino) VS Grace Park (Raccoon)
    - THEME - Agent Liz Carver (Park) from The Border VS Agent Sarah Walker (StrahoVSki) from Chuck
Amanda Righetti (Codino) VS Jennifer Lawrence (Rampage Sports)
Laura Pausini (Codino) VS Torrie Wilson (Rampage Sports)
Britney Spears (Rampage Sports) VS Erica Durance (Codino)
Briana Evigan (Dragon's Den) VS Mila Kunis (Hellfire Girls Club)
Doutzen Kroes (ILF) VS Britney Spears (Rampage Sports)
Miley Cyrus (Strikeforce) VS Britney Spears (Rampage)
Irina Sheik (ILF) VS Ali Larter (Hellfire)
Kendall Jenner (Strikeforce) VS Kim Kardashian (Hellfire)
Hilary Swank (Strikeforce) VS Jennifer Connelly (Hellfire) - For the SCQ Middleweight Title
Lacey Chabert (Raccoon) VS Alexandra Paul (Raccoon)
Renee Zellweger (Kittys) VS Gillian Anderson (Kittys)
Nigella Lawson (Taco Kickers) VS Giada De Laurentis (Ring Princesses International)
Lyndsy Fonseca (Hellfire Girls Club) VS Adrianne Palicki (Ring Princesses International)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Vassago) VS Missy Peregrym (Big Sports, Inc.)
Holly Madison (Bad Ass Bunnies) VS Kendra Wilkinson (Strikeforce)
Leighton Meester (In Yo Face ****es) VS Blake Lively (Kickass)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (In Yo Face ****es) VS Kaley Cuoco (Hellfire Girls Club)
Lily Allen (Amped) VS Taylor Swift (Kickass)
Nicki Minaj (Amped) VS Mariah Carey (Strikeforce)
Samantha Hoopes (Dragon's Den) VS Ashley Ann Vickers (World of Fight)
Olga Kurylenko (Dragon's Den) VS Rachel Stevens (RWB) - For the DEF Lightweight Title
Rachel Nichols (Codino) VS Jessica Biel (Strikeforce)
Erica Durance (Codino) VS Paula Patton (Vassago)
Sandra Gal (Awesome Aries) VS Kendra Wilkinson
Gail Kim (Awesome Aries) VS Cindy Crawford
Keri Russell (Awesome Aries) VS Kerry Washington
Jennifer Love Hewitt (Awesome Aries) VS Ivanka Trump (Amped)
Michelle Yeoh (Awesome Aries) VS Ellen Pompeo
Adriana Lima (ILF) VS Louise Glover (RWB)
Erin Heatherton (ILF) VS Brooklyn Decker (LMF)
Candice Swanepoel (ILF) VS Brooklyn Decker (LMF)
Jennifer Lopez (Strikeforce) VS Iggy Azalea (Amped)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Kittys) VS Demi Moore (Whiplash)
Katherine Heigl (Kittys) VS Deborah Ann Woll (Hellfire Girls Club)
Kate Middleton (Kittys) VS Jessica Pare

Fan Requested
Jessica Biel (Strikeforce) VS Kate Beckinsale (Dragon's Den)
Amber Heard VS Michelle Rodriguez (Hellfire Girl's Club)
Jessica Alba (Strikeforce) VS Jessica Biel (Strikeforce)
Britney Spears (Rampage Sports) VS Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears (Rampage Sports) VS Jennifer Lopez (Strikeforce)
Kristen Stewart (System Crash) VS Emma Watson (Rampage Sports)
Emily Ratajkowski (Kickass) VS Sara Underwood (Kickass)


If you don't see your dream matchup listed, don't despair.  There's still a few days left to submit your requests.  Post your thoughts here, over on the UMMA Managers Forum or PM them to me.  The deadline for requests is this Friday, December 19th.

Speaking of the forum, there's plenty of behind-the-scenes stories and updates posted for the fans.  So, stop over and check it out.

UMMA Managers Forum: http://umma.createaforum.com/index.php


It's back to Sin City for our next event, as the women of Fallen Angels Combat take to the cage.  We have three titles on the line in this one, along with dozens and dozens of exciting non-title matchups.
TITLE MATCHES

• Candice Swanepoel VS Gabriella Cilmi - Welterweight title
• Blake Lively VS Karen Gillan - Middleweight title
• Caitlin Wynters VS Maria Sharapova - Super heavyweight title

FINAL NOTE: If you have questions about the UMMA, feel free to PM me.  I'd be happy to explain about how the league works, and how you can get more involved - either as a fan, or as a manager.

[herboyfriend]

For a start, they get the measurements wrong...that's odd.

[FistFightinRichelle]

The managers do their best to come up with the right measurements, but we sometimes uncover bad info and use that by mistake.

Was there a particular fighter you found an issue with?