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Erotic 8, Match 2

***AUSTRALIA VERSUS LATINAS UNITED***

- Good evening, folks, and welcome to the TCSC Network, and John, I don't think we have to hype this one.
- No, Jim, not with everything that's been going in the papers.
- Didn't Yvonne Strahovski, the Oz Captain, ask what her opposite number Cruz  was even doing here, because Australia already beat Spain?
- Yes, Jim, and if I quote from memory the response was "This little blonde putana should either shut her mouth or she'll have it shut."
- Blood is bad tonight, John, blood is bad. Time for the team news:
Australia has subsituted Nicole Kidman with Miranda Kerr
And for the Latinas Josefina Montané replaces Luisana Lopilato

And here comes the teams, and now this is just a disgrace, Jim, what do you think?
- Well as soon as they entered the ring they just both rushed each other as if they were going for a free-for-all.
-Thank goodness security was ready, and it seems only Yvonne and Penelope got to each other.
- Yes, but this can't be had in a serious sport. There's rumours of an Olympic application, and scenes like this won't help. But no wonder the crowd is electric...

The bouts are ready to be announced on the Jumbotron

Miranda Kerr               vs   Gisele Bundchen

"Remember Paris, hon?"
"Oh, yeah, slut, remember New York?"
It seems these two have fought before, Jim.

Miranda Kerr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_Kerr

Gisele Bundchen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisele_B%C3%BCndchen

Kiki Vidis                     vs   Josefina Montané

Kiki Vidis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiki_Vidis

Josefina Montane
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5012752/

Angela White              vs    Paulina Rubio

Angela White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_White

Paulina Rubio
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulina_Rubio

Holly Valance              vs   Adriana Lima

Holly Valance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Valance

Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_Lima

With the announciation of the 4th fight, the crowd goes silent for 10 seconds, then explodes, the 5th bout will inevitably see the two feuding captains in the ring together

Yvonne Strahovski       vs   Penelope Cruz

Yvonne Strahovski
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Strahovski

Penelope Cruz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen%C3%A9lope_Cruz

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And bout 5

[Vitezislav]

Will start on the story.

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Then I'll just sum up - a total blowout by Australia, no need to even do match-by-match as it's a 5-0 win, and we4've got half the teams in the Sexy-Semis.

Next up:
Russia v France