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Ariana Grande vs The Oddities

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Offline LoveSexyJobbers

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Ariana Grande vs The Oddities
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:38 PM »
Ariana Grande , to me , the weakest , most pathetic celebrity jobber , EVER

Arianna Grande was going to wrestle for charity as part of a celebrity card that would be shown on PPV & was being produced by the man who played Warren in the mocie " There's Something About Mary " & wanted to infuse the Warren character somehow into the show & while seeing all the celebrities training , he & most others involved with the event saw Ariana Grande while looking like she knew what they were teaching her , due to her extremely small frame & despite her playing a heroine who defeats a monster in a recent video , she really packed ZERO punch at all & with a little known heavier celebrity always joking around & raving how much she loved the Warren character in the " Something About Mary " film , it gave him an idea for a match & on the night of the matches , when Ariana was on a tight schedule with a previous engagement , luckilly in the same city since the date of the wrestling show changed from it's original airing time , she needed to be in & out & based on what he had in mind  , he knew this would work perfectly .

Ariana's match was pushed up to be match #2 , the 1st of 3 ladies matches & she came out in a stunning glittery outfit , one that she wore performing at an awards show & with her demeanor , all could tell that she was 110% going to be the good girl in this match , that was actually announced as a 2 on 1 handicap match & with Ariana by herself , the sweet good girl appeared to be at the down one disadvantage , but with her in the ring , her opponents was announced & out they came , one being easily dragged by the other for a simple reason , one was real woman , standing at 6'4 to Ariana's 5'2 frame & easily outweighed Ariana by like 200 lbs , a woman who was announced as Super Fatty , who came out in a superhero outfit , acting like Warren in " There's Something About Mary " & as stated , dragging her partner who actually besides her hefty weight & big frame was not going to give her a 2 on 1 advantage , as her partner while being 5ft tall , weighed just 5 pounds , 5 pounds of latex as her partner was actually a blow up doll & was intoduced as Rubber Dolly .

Super Fatty playing the dufus role , had issues entering the ring but finally did , dragging her partner with her & then set Rubber Dolly up in the corner telling her that she had this as the ref called for the bell to start the match .

 Super Fatty took a step forward & Ariana with the speed advantage sprang forward like a cat , nailing Super Fatty with a dropkick , but it had nothing behind it & it did not budge Super Fatty a bit who stood there doing the King Kong beating on chest thing as Ariana got up & tried a second dropkick , but this time , Super Fatty moved out of the way , a swing & a miss by Ariana , but as Ariana hit the mat , Super Fatty began to deliver an elbow drop , an elbow drop that did make contact with Ariana , taking air out of here just that quikly as it was alot of weight falling onto her tiny frame , Super Fatty doing the King Kong beating on chest thing again after getting up & then she yanked Ariana up by her hair & gave her a bodyslam & then yanked her up again & whipped her into the corner , beat on her chest again & then charged towards where the tiny pop diva was standing & crushed her tiny frame with a corner splash, Ariana falling to the mat & then flat onto her back as Super Fatty's large frame uncrushed itself from Ariana's & Super Fatty then talked to her partner & walked over & tagged it in .

Super Fatty then continued to talk to her partner & said " sure , be happy to boost you " & with that said , Super Fatty bench pressed her rubber / vinyl pal over her head with not surprising ease , doing the " do-de-do " hero like cheer while doing so & when close to the downed pop princess , Super Fatty tossed her " partner " down onto Ariana , the light weight of Rubber Dolly doing as much damage to Ariana as Ariana's dropkick did to Super Fatty , NONE  , but Ariana was still well out of it from her being criuhed by  what was a 320 lb wrecking ball known as Super Fatty & since Rubber Dolly was on her own with Super Fatty acting the dufus again , pretending to fly around the ring , , Rubber Dolly stay where she lay , ontop of Ariana , the ref saw it as a cover & made the count , 1-2-3  & called for the bell ,  Super Fatty then seeing what happened yanked up her partner & gave her a big hug , had the ref raise their arms, then walked out hugging her partner , telling her how great she was as Ariana only lightly stirred trying to recoupe air from the splash .

« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 07:48:34 PM by LoveSexyJobbers »
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Re: Ariana Grande vs The Oddities
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2015, 03:11:55 PM »
you should make this a series, ariana grande getting squashed never gets old. imagine if she lost just to a blow up doll that would be mortifying.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 03:12:41 PM by Xtra164 »