Erika Eleniak
Jenny McCarthy1995: While most women would jump at the chance for an around-the-world trip, for Jenny McCarthy, this voyage was most unwelcome. For in wrestling parlance, "around the world" meant that your opponent was taking you to each turnbuckle corner...usually with painful results. And so it was for McCarthy, as she found her face smashed into each top turnbuckle as Erika held her tight by the hair.
After the fourth and final corner, Jenny spun woozily around to face her opponent...only to have her knees buckle. She fell backward, arms draped over the top ropes, and hung there in the corner, glassy-eyed and slack-jawed. Eleniak balled her right fist and turned to look out at the crowd, their growing cheers encouraging her to throw the haymaker. But that pause gave McCarthy precious seconds, and if there's one thing you don't
ever want to do in a fight, it's give the blonde battler a second change.
Without warning, McCarthy's right leg lashed out, her foot punting Erika right up between her milky thighs. Eleniak's eyes widened and her lips puckered, and then a heartbeat later she gave out a horrendous yowl of anguish, toppling to the canvas, hands clutching her throbbing womanhood. McCarthy took a few more moments to catch her second wind, and then she pushed herself out of the corner, grabbing her ailing adversary by her own golden mane and dragging her up to her feet.
And now it was Erika's turn to get up and close and personal with the turnbuckle, in this instance having her pretty face slammed a full ten times into the padded steel brace. But she was snapped out of her daze seconds later, as Jenny cruelly pressed Eleniak's eyes to the top rope and dragged her face along the cable, causing the hapless blonde to shriek in agony. Now seeking to humiliate her foe, Jenny pulled Eleniak's sweat-soaked face deep within her cleavage, forcing the blonde into an involuntary motorboat, smothering her. An Irish Whip then sent Erika crashing into the opposite corner, her spine painfully taking the impact.
When this match was first booked, the fans dubbed it the 'Battle of the Blonde Bombshells', owing to the bountiful bosoms of both beauties. Now, Jenny aimed to demonstrate that her "girls" were superior. From across the ring her right foot pawed at the mat like a bull, her hands cupping her breasts to show them off for the fans. She then charged at her rival, leaping into the air and smashing into Erika with a bodysplash. Their breasts mashed together from the terrific impact.
Jenny stepped back and, with casual disdain, examined her fingernails as if she didn't have a care in the world. And in truth, she no longer did. Eyes glazed, Erika pitched forward like a felled redwood, landing face-first to the mat, where she lay unmoving. McCarthy grabbed her opponent's wrist and dragged her to center ring, then pushed Erika over onto her back with the toe of her foot. Then, the selfsame boot pressed down on Eleniak's battered breasts, as Jenny flexed her arms in a victory pose and instructed the ref, "Make it a ten count!"
