European pop princess
Linda Mertens (36) appeared on an American TV show and laughed when told that fans of
Katy Perry (30) are proud of their favourite singer's big boobs. While provocatively jiggling her two impressive girls in her cupped hands she said they obviously don't know much about the size of a real woman's bust.
Katy, feeling humiliated by Linda's ridicule, challenges her to a singing and beauty contest. Linda agrees to it but tells Katy she would also have to boob fight her. In the end, the two feuding women end up on a wrestling mat where they settle things between them in a final battle cheered by their friends and fans.
The first meeting between Katy and Linda does not go well. At the start, Katy's jaw nearly drops when she gets her first glimpse of Linda's bust, but she recovers from the shock quickly, pokes one of Linda's breasts with a finger, and says, 'Ill flatten those milk bags in no time, little fatty!'
Linda replies, 'You haven't got a chance, girl! I've squashed better things than your misshapen little nipples with nothing behind them. And don't touch my girls another time, or you'll be a dead body!'
'Oh, really??' Katy laughs, and pokes the other one of Linda's breasts.
Linda, without further warning, slaps Katy's face, and Katy immediately slaps her back.
The two women glare at each other, and each can see in the other's poisonous stare that she wants to rip her rival to shreds with her bare hands...
Compare Linda's voice to Katy's: http://youtu.be/NYu8-lhanfgCompare Katy's voice to Linda's: http://youtu.be/kTHNpusq654Linda: 36 years, 5'4", 54 kg, cup D
Katy: 30 years, 5'7", 59kg, estimated cup E or F
