Ah yes. A question which has long-troubled scholars of 21st century British mega-boobage.
I have to agree with the other pundits on this. Leanne is slightly taller, slightly younger, works out more and packs a bigger punch in a titfight (
34M vs Rachel's 32L according to one source) so ultimately Leanne will come out on top.
TBH they are both more than able to hold their own on the world stage of boob-busting combat.
Closer to home, though, I wonder how either Leanne
or Rachel would handle Scotland's own
Stephanie Fox..?