Brooklyn Decker vs Alice Goodwin
If fans didn't know who Alice Goodwin was before this tournament, now they did! The powerfully built British bombshell, had utterly decimated Lucy Pinder in Rd1. She didn't even give poor Lucy enough time to regain consciousness before she was calling out her next opponent, the blonde Yank bombshell Brooklyn Decker.
Following her beat down of Lucy Pinder, a video of Goodwin confronting a loud group of Brooklyn Decker fans had gone viral. The clip showed Alice tossing Pinder's damp, ruined, top in the face of a young fan waving an autographed Brooklyn Decker poster and while the video was blurred, the audio came thru clear as a bell.
"You tell your girl Brooklyn that whatever's left of her famous yellow bikini will be the property of Alice Goodwin after the match!"
Decker seethed as she watched the video of Goodwin harassing her supporters. Brooklyn could hardly believe the nerve and disrespect this "no body nobody" was showing her... and the entire Tournament.
Decker was quoted in the media firing back to the busty black haired bitch, "I don't know who this Alice Goodwin thinks she is, or where she gets off disrespecting me and my loyal fan club, but I do know ... this yellow bikini is going to kick her big ass back to whatever hole it crawled out of!
The people were firmly on the side of the radiant blonde All-American, but experts where sharply divided. Decker was known to be one of a handful of competitors who could seriously challenge for the throne. But there had been concerns in some quarters that sweet Brooklyn would be exposed by nasty Eva Green. But when Brooklyn Decker thoroughly dominated Green, she showed the world she had the right stuff.
And while Goodwin was a relative mystery, it was well-known she possessed near unrivaled power and flaunted a fearsome front-end. Alice wasn't the athlete Decker was, but then few were! But European experts- writers who'd watched Goodwin's rise and seen her in action against some of the best Euro-Bodiesquestioned whether or not Deckers lithe body was capable of going toe-to-toe with the black clad powerhouse. The world was about to find out.
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Brooklyn walked out onto the sandy beach first... absolutely breathtaking in her signature bombshell blonde yellow bikini. The beach crowd showed they were decidedly behind the girl next door by their cheers as she hi-fived her fans and stretched for the crowd. Decker loved their adoration and was determined to give my people show they'd remember for years.
Then a chorus of booing when Goodwin appeared out of the changing tent and slowly made her way to the ring in the same fierce black bikini Alice had worn to destroy Pinder. The Brit bathed in the crowd's jeers which seemed to only fuel her passion. Halfway to the ring, Goodwin stopped before a group of Brooklyn Backers and then spit on them, which further incensing her opponent. It took two of Decker's handlers to hold her back as she tried to go after Goodwin outside the ring!
The two combatants finally came together in the middle of the ring where, as most expected, the blonde held a very slight edge in height. The ringside observers however couldn't helped but find them awestruck at Aliceís epic rack. Brooklyn Decker was a 36DD all day but for the first time in her career she was clearly outgunned as she went Jugg to Jugg with her rival. Yet neither Brooklyn nor Brooklyn's Boobs backed down as ringside microphones picked up the last bit of posturing between the two would-be Queens of the Ring.
“Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, bitch. I'm sending you and those freak show tits home after this match,”Decker said with a confident grin.
Alice responded oozing malice from every pore. When I'm finished with you Brookie Bitch you’ll never wear that cheap slutty bikini again.She emphasized the threat by grabbing her big boobs and rubbing them against Brooklyn's. Again, it took two of Decker's handlers to pull her away from Goodwin and back to her corner where she stood; face flushed and muttering as they awaited the bell.
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As soon as the bell rang, the battle was on! The time for talk was over and both women collided rack-on-rack at center ring. Brooklyn's adoring fans couldn't help being stunned by the size advantage of the woman in black over the blonde! Brooklyn - never one to back down - thrust out her own formidable pair, challenging the brash Brit.
Alice smiled, How's it feel being second, eh bitch?î
Goodwin's taunt had barely left her mouth when the blonde slapped her square across her face! The fans cheered as Goodwin stumbled back, momentarily stunned when Decker's strike scrambled her vision. Then Alice loosed a scream and charged the blonde bombshell like a raging bull. Brooklyn's eyes widened as she saw the black bikini bearing down on her, but she expertly side-stepped and the careening Goodwin slammed tits-first into the ropes.
When Alice turned around, she was hit by a textbook Missile Drop Kick by Decker that sent Goodwin tumbling ass over tea kettle over the top rope, crashing down on the sand outside the ring. The pro-Decker crowd went berserk.
It was obvious to Alice, if it hadn't been before, that Brooklyn Decker was a step or two up in class from Lucy Pinder, her previous victim - or anyone else she'd fought for that matter.
Round 1 ended with Alice keeping a respectful distance from Decker as she tried to reorient herself and clear the cobwebs. Decker's early lead proved her to be the more athletic of the two as she was showing to the world.
If Alice Goodwin's fans had been frustrated by her performance in the 1st round, many turned off the their tele in the second for she simply could not catch Decker. The quicker supermodel glided across the sand with a nimble grace Alice simply could not match. The black clad brunette tried desperately to get her powerful offense untracked, but at every opportunity her attempts to punch or kick landed only on empty air and her anger - and frustration - grew.
Each time Goodwin whiffed on a haymaker, Brooklyn responded with well-placed shots to her body, her heavy tits or her head. Decker had done her homework and realized she couldn't match Goodwin punch-for-punch, kick-for-kick, or bust-to-bust. Decker knew she was the more mobile and used it to her advantage time and again.
Round 2 ended with Goodwin storming to her corner where she screamed in frustration at her corner workers while Decker flashed her pearly whites at her joyous fans and took a dominating 2-0 lead in the match.
Decker began Round 3 looking to take a decisive 3-0 lead on big bad Alice and, so far, she had showed the European Goodwin to be nothing but a paper champion. Goodwin had struggled to find any consistency on offense while Decker had time and again found gaping holes in her defense. When Decker threw fists, Alice couldn't keep them off her tiring body. Brooklyn's punches weren't haymakers by any means, they were sharp, crisp, and they were taking their toll as Alice was backed against the ropes where she took a Decker left-right combination to her bulging tits. Goodwin squealed as she sat back and fell through the ropes, landing on her ass in the rising surf beside the beach side ring.
Brooklyn wasn't about to let the bitch who'd embarrassed her fans escape that easily and she climbed out of the ring and chased the retreating Goodwin into the surf. Alice smiled as the furious blonde ran toward her and raised her hands. They circled in the cool knee high surf as Alice continued to retreat further into deeper water. Brooklyn chased her until they were waist deep and Brooklyn saw the devilish smile curl Alice's lips as she stopped retreating and came toward her.
In the deep, swirling, waves of the surf, the blonde couldn't move quickly enough to avoid Goodwin's lunge and when Alice wrapped her in a bearhug, both women fell in the churning water. Two bikini clad bombshells wrestled underwater as the TV cameras zoomed in on the action, unable to make out what was happening beneath the surf other than when an arm, leg, or head would briefly break the surface, then be pulled back under again!
Finally, one woman rose from the roiling surf, water cascading down her now topless body as, she emerged from the cool blue water dragging her opponent by the hair toward the shore. Decker's fans groaned in dismay, their stomachs dropping as Goodwiin dragged the gasping blonde by her sand matted hair up onto the hard sandy shore just as the bell rang to end Round 3.
Brooklyn Decker desperately coughed and sputtered as she tried to expel water from her lungs and replace it with precious oxygen. Judges ringside weren't sure what to make of Brooklyn and Alice's swim and, after a caucus, they ruled the 3rd Round a draw!
Decker's corner worked feverishly to pump the supermodel's body to get her in shape for Round 4 while Goodwin spent her 'rest period' admonishing the judges for their failure to award her the round.
At the bell initiating Round 4, Brooklyn was still trying to focus and her suddenly weary legs couldn't answer the command to 'move' and thus buy her the time she needed to finish her recovery. Alice charged into Decker's corner, smashed into her and they bounced off the turnbuckle. Brooklyn stumbled to the center of the sandy ring where Goodwin caught her by the arm, spun her around to face her and delivered a thunderous right hand uppercut to Decker's taught middle well below her belly button!
The blonde bombshell's mouth gaped wide as the air in her body was expelled in a huge gust as her gut imploded on impact! Decker's once raucous fans fell silent as Goodwin slammed her forearm across Decker's DoubleD's and drove her backward into the ropes where Decker hung limp and gasping for air while Alice entangled the breathless blondes arms in the ropes, then stood back to admire her handiwork. The battered body of the All-American girl hung limp, her arms spread wide, her butt resting on the middle strand of the ring ropes, her arms firmly secured by the top rope wrapped around them.
Alice Goodwin despised Brooklyn Decker's personality, and she hated the blonde's iconic yellow bikini. Alice 'knew' it should have been her on all of Decker's magazine covers and her lame rom-com movies. Now, Goodwin would ensure sheíd never see Decker flaunting her stupid yellow bikini ever again!
The silenced beach was pierced by Brooklyn's shrill shrieks as Alice took her time; aiming her punches with pin-point precision; hammering Brooklyn's bouncing yellow bikini cups over and over and over. Goodwin bared her fangs as her fists smashed Brooklyn's proud blond boobs flat until her bikini top burst from the strain. Many of Decker's fans turned away, unable to watch while teenage girls wept in despair as they saw Alice Goodwin lay waste to their favorite girl next door. Brooklyn groaned when her beloved bikini top finally parted under the mean-hearted assault of the black clad bitches fistic assault. TV Cameras zoomed in for close-up's as Decker's world famous bikini top unraveled, popped open, then fluttered slowly to the sand to be trampled under Goodwin's feet as she continued to batter the helpless blonde's body!†
Alice finally paused her assault to catch her breath and assess the mouth-watering sight of Brooklyn's luscious, bare, breasts as they heroically tried to resist the steady pull of gravity. The All-American blonde's lips quivered as she whimpered, trying to stifle her sobs with everything in her, struggling not to scream as Alice clamped her hands onto her massive mammaries, hefting them in her palm as if they were melons she was buying in a country market.
But even proud Brooklyn Decker couldn't hold back her tears when Alice slowly closed her fists on Brooklyn's DD's and dug her claws deep into the smooth, soft, flesh of Decker's once proud, pale, prized, puppies. As Alice crushed them in her fists, tears ran in rivers down the blonde's reddening cheeks!
Brooklyn's worst nightmare become real as Alice untangled her arms and then forced her to her knees where, with tantalizingly slow, cruel, deliberation, she pushed the unresisting blonde over onto her back. Once Brooklyn lay flat in the sand, Alice calmly straddled the beaten blonde, pinned her limp, useless, arms with her knees and she sat down on her belly where she casually continued to apply crushing pressure to her breasts in her clenched fists.†
With Brooklyn far beyond the point of being able to resist, Alice raised her right hand, showed the crowd her fist and SMACK pounded it straight down, pancaking Brooklyn's left breast flat against her chest! Brooklyn's legs lifted out of the sand briefly, then fell back limp and lifeless.
Alice raised her left hand, made a fist and SPLAT pancaked Brooklyn's right breast just as flat. Again, Brooklyn's legs rose, then fell in reaction. Grinning, Alice began to pound away with mindless fury, raining devastation down on Brooklyn's battered breasts with both fists; pummeling them with jealous ferocity. Brooklyn struggled weakly, but she could no more than try to will herself to stay conscious in a final, futile gesture of resistance while the brutal brunette bitch pinched, punched, pulled, and pounded her jugs until she turned the underlying breast to jelly.
Finally, Brooklyn's battle to even remain conscious ended and her eyes closed, her head lolling to one side as Alice's fists, over and over again, drove deep into her heroic rack until she could no longer feel their impact and she went out.
Winner: Alice Goodwin, Rd 4, KO, Breast Beating
After: Brooklyns distraught fans streamed from the arena many in tears as their girl lay completely unconscious tits up spread eagled in the sand. Decker’s broken body could only elicit a sad twitch as Goodwin planted her foot on her on her once proud rack. Goodwin posed for the cameras with a smile dripping with malice, dangling Brooklyn Deckers tattered iconic yellow bikini. Fans around the world and every combatant left in the tournament now knew that Alice Goodwin was a woman who kept her promises.
Alexandra Daddario vs. Stephanie McMahon
Boy, inflation's a bytch, ain't it? Stephanie McMahon - who used to be the Million Dollar Princess has either raised her price or has been the victim of a Bernie Madoff-esque inflationary boom, because now she's telling everyone to introduce her as The Billion Dollar Princess. Sure, it's a sign of the times, but still…
McMahon, daughter of a wrestling scion and promoter father and a Republican politician mother is certainly no stranger to in-fighting- she was twice voted as most hated wrestler so many expect her to take it to the young actress making her beach fighting debut (far as we know) in this tournament. Several times WWF/E women's champion, McMahon boasts she's the only woman to have pinned The Rock in a sanctioned match (and she vehemently denies a rumor that says she's been pinned lots of times by male wrestlers.
Alexandra Daddario, who's from a family of lawyers, has no problem with in-fighting either. “We'd fight about anything around the dinner table” she says. Someone chose a topic and we'd be assigned a position to defend or to attack. I got pretty good. If you don't believe me, ask my agent about my last contract negotiation. Alex's going to need more than negotiation skills to get past McMahon, however. Stephanie's proved over the years she can hand out a licking with the best of them and there are few in the audience for this bout who don't think Stephanie McMahon's a solid favorite to wear the crown when the dust (sand) settles after the finale.
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Rd 1 as expected, consists mainly of Princess Stephanie putting in a clinic for her fans, tossing and bashing the younger and less experienced Daddario around the ring. Alex, who won a first round bout against a badly over-matched and out of her depth teenager, Ariel Winter, was looking like Winter now that she was facing a wily old veteran in just her second beach bout. The sand seemed to cause Alex problems as she never had her feet in the right position for her to counter any of McMahon's moves, holds or throws. It's almost comical how easily Stephanie was able to exert her will on the less experienced actress. Midway thru the round, Stephanie started to taunt Alexandra, telling the crowd she didn't believe Alex's announced measurements. Later, when she had Alex in a Full Nelson, Steph reached around, pulled down Daddario's top and groping Alex's breasts, loudly asked women sitting in the front row, “Do these sacks of shit look like D's to you?” They chorused, “NO!”at the top of their lungs! The depth of Alexandra's embarrassment was evident by her brilliant red blush as Stephanie shook her breasts and gave them another hard squeeze then pushed her away and dusting off her hands as if they needed to be cleansed from touching Alex's 'inferior' boobs. (Only later did we learn they were WWE employees planted by Stephanie for exactly that purpose!)
It became clear as the round wound down that Stephanie didn't want to pin or KO Daddario. She wanted to humiliate the young woman; force her to submit which would send a message to the other women that Stephanie was the one legitimate 'Queen' and all others would be forced to bow down to her before the tournament was over!
McMahon finished the round by pounding Daddario into the sand with a series of three huge body slams that left the young brunette writhing in the sand holding her back. During the break, the girls raking the sand to smooth it worked around her because she was too weary to get up and move to her stool.
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Rd 2 Even the short break between rounds was enough for Daddario's remarkable recuperative powers to restore her, if not fully at least enough that she was on her feet for the start of the second. Alexandra tried to keep away from Stephanie who wasn't spending a lot of energy chasing her, more like she was stalking; working patiently to cut off Alexandra's retreat until she had her cornered. Once she did, Steph went back to breaking Daddario down! Alexandra had, somewhat slowly, come to realize that McMahon wasn't going to take pity on her and pin her, she was going to hurt her and hurt her some more until Alexandra couldn't go on or could no longer take the pain. The stubborn young brunette made up her mind that if she were going to lose, she'd do it fighting to the last.
Stephanie tried to lure Alexandra into tying up with her, but Alexandra understood that would just be playing into McMahon's strength. A trained wrestler, Stephanie would surely be able to take her down if she allowed the fight to be decided on Stephanie's terms. So when McMahon closed with her, Alex raised her fists and threw punches, which shocked Stephanie. McMahon had trained in boxing, but not nearly as much as she had wrestling, and in recent years she'd spent a lot more time behind a desk, or in front of a camera, than in any ring. Her boxing skills were rusty while Daddario's were - if not yet world class, they were at the worst, at least equal to Stephanie's.
Getting used to the feel of the sand underfoot, Alexandra was growing more comfortable in the unfamiliar beach ring and she found that if she kept pumping her jab in Stephanie's face, she could hold her at bay while she backpedaled or circled away from McMahon's right hand - which Alex felt clear down to her core the first time McMahon unloaded it against her left side ribs! From that time forward, Alex made it a point to circle to her right, away from Stephanie's sledgehammer right, as much as she could! Just when Alexandra felt like she was getting into a rhythm, however, Stephanie managed to cut off the ring and trap her against the ropes where Daddario had no choice but to trade punches until she could slip away again, her ribs throbbing and her right breast, which had taken a hook flush, was already swelling in its cup. Just before the round ended, Stephanie again managed to walk down Alexandra who hurriedly clinched with the heavier woman and tried to tie up McMahon. Stephanie still got in a few hard body shots that left Alexandra gasping for air at the bell. All in all, a much better round for Daddario who nevertheless felt very uncomfortable awaiting the 3rd round.
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Rd 3 Alexandra tried to move a lot more and fight less - she wanted to trade punches with a woman powerful as McMahon only when absolutely necessary - otherwise she'd try get away or clinch if she had no other option. Her plan worked fine for two minutes but Stephanie got wise to her and upped her energy to corner her and it didn't take long until Alexandra more and more was forced to, reluctantly, engage the heavier, stronger, and more experienced, McMahon. Stephanie grabs Alex's wrist or forearm after she throws a punch; she kicks or knees when at close quarters; at each opportunity, Stephanie threw an elbow or forearm smash into Alexandra's chest. After McMahon again tosses Daddario easily to the sand, Stephanie struts around chest out, full of herself, flexing her powerful biceps while Alexandra struggles back to her feet, her fists clenched at her thighs.
When Stephanie comes toward her again, Alexandra throws a handful of sand in Stephanie's eyes, blinding her...and as McMahon recoils, hands pawing futilely at her face and blinking furiously, Daddario goes on the attack and beats her back across the ring. For the next minute, while McMahon is blinking to clear her vision, Daddario is piling up points on the scorecard. The rest of the round, Daddario adjusted the best she could, answering Stephanie's elbows and forearms with uppercuts to McMahon's jutting juggs or an occasional elbow of her own whenever she could use it to get her back off the ropes!
Stephanie getting in several arm drag takedowns, a hip toss or two and one spectacular bulldog that had fans on their feet. But despite several takedowns, McMahon was never again able to get control of the fight. After each one, Alexandra popped to her feet and Stephanie hesitated to approach her, giving Daddario an opportunity to get in a flurry of punches followed by a kick; a hard right that rocked Stephanie back on her heels; or an elbow or two to force an opening thru which she could escape and continue the fight on equal terms. The last minute Alexandra controlled the tempo and intensity of the exchanges and again forced Stephanie back across the ring. At the bell, she jogged away smiling leaving Stephanie McMahon's butt hung up in the ropes.
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Rd 4 began with McMahon, knowing she'd fallen behind, attacking again and for a minute or so she had Alexandra in trouble; but Stephanie could never land the big punch she needed to stop, or at least slow down, the younger Daddario. Midway, Alexandra had regained command of the ring as her quickness and stamina gave her a big edge over the 40ish McMahon who visibly slowed her pace as her breathing labored. Alexandra used 'hit & run' tactics, slipping in to buffet Stephanie with a combination, then jump back while McMahon was winding up. A disgusted 'expert' ringside grumbled,Dat McMahon kid fights like a wrestler. Lookit her, big windup and a long arm swing. She telegraphs everythin' jes' like a TV rassler. No surprise da actress ain't been hit, she see's 'em comin' a mile away!
The rest of round 4, Daddario looked more relaxed as Stephanie's offensive output fell until she was nearly stationary in the middle of the ring as Alexandra circled her pot-shotting her with short jabs, then backing off while running out the clock.
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Rd 5 an anticlimax as McMahon pretty much gives up trying after chasing Daddario for the first minute and not laying a hand on her as the nimble lawyer's kid put on a show of her fitness by bouncing, dancing and running until Stephanie's tongue was hanging out and her sweat-glistening chest heaving rapidly. Alexandra spent the last two minutes dancing around Stephanie and cuffing her with humiliating slaps... at one point running circles around McMahon who didn't even bother to turn and watch her... which was probably why Alexandra stopped and gave Stephanie a hard kick in the ass that knocked her forward on all fours! Stephanie, her head hanging in shame, just shook her head and sat down in the sand panting and holding her blushing face in her hands as the referee came over and told her, ìGet up kid, you're embarrassing yourself and all the other gals too.î She struggled up and trudged toward her corner as the bell, mercifully, rang (a good ten seconds before the correct time, someone said) to end her humiliation.
McMahon's all bark and no bite, Alex announced to the crowd after the decision was made formal by the announcer... her effort and guts winning over much of the crowd with her comeback after losing Rd 1 to pretty much dominate McMahon the rest of the way; taking an easy decision in what must be one of the biggest upsets of this, or any other, celebrity beach tournament!
Winner: Alexandra Daddario, 4-1, Decision
Thats all for today…
Is Alexandra Daddario the woman to derail the suddenly feared Alice Goodwin in Round 3? Or does big bad Alice “break” the baywatch beauty?
Wheres your money???
