As usual;
1. This is fantasy. Any issues please let me know.
2. Not resemblance to anyone is intended or should be implied.
Mrs. James and Mrs. Addams have hated the sight of each other for years - ever since they competed for the attention of the school's new rugby coach.
Over the summer holidays they have both been training and working out - and their hatred spills over on the first day of the new term.
Who will win? How?