January Jones vs Anna Kendrick
"What's wrong,
sweetie? Are you having some trouble catching your breath?"
Anna Kendrick's question was rhetorical, of course. The spunky brunette didn't expect an answer from her opponent. After all, her opponent was January Jones. Jones was an opponent whom, according to Kendrick's pre-match diatribe, "shouldn't be allowed out of the retirement home. She might fall and break a hip. Or she might get lost trying to drive to the arena." Anna didn't expect a reply because she may have spoken too softly. She leans in a bit closer to her older opponent, "You may wanna turn your hearing aid up! I said ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING?" Anna spoke slowly, loudly drawing out every syllable."She must have forgotten her hearing aid!" chimed in a buoyant voice from outside of the ring. As usual, Anna is joined at ringside by her faction teammates Brittany Snow and Anna Camp. The Bellas always traveled in a pack, ensuring that whomever they faced, their team members would have an advantage. Anna laughs at Brittany and playfully slaps her shoulder, "Or maybe she forgot her dentures!" Anna giggles, causing all three Bellas to break into hysterical laughter. Anna was intent on proving that January needed to retire from Celebrity Catfighting. She claimed that the older actress was holding back younger, better, more attractive talent. Kendrick took her statements a step forward by copying January's patent attire: a black leather jacket, with no bra, and matching black skirt. Brittany Snow and Anna Camp joined in on the fun as well, matching their leader.
"How did I let this happen?" January Jones thought to herself. The blonde actress had been trying desperately to unseat the short brunette. She would twist and buck her hips but every time Jones tried to re-position herself, Anna would press her tits down, burying January's face even further into her cleavage. "I think this outfit looks so much better on me! It's really not meant for the elderly." Anna simpers, basking in the sensation of January's gasping mouth sliding across her bare flesh. January felt herself fading fast, she needed a way out, and she needed it quickly. Jones, with tears welling in her eyes, stopped thrashing, she fell completely limp underneath Anna. The two Bellas at ringside cheer and clap while their leader rises up from her foe. "Ref, would you do be a dear and count this bitch out?" Anna smirks, rising to her feet and stepping on January's breasts as the ref counts, One... Two.. Th... January's hand suddenly grabs Anna's thin ankle and jerks her leg, forcing the bewildered Bella leader to fall flat on her ass! The crowd erupts with joy and the Bellas look on in shock as January pushes herself upright. Anna gets to her feet but is immediately met with a clothesline, dropping her back to the mat. Each time Anna rises, January bulldozes her back down. Anna writhes in pain, clutching her sore chest. The Bellas, realizing their leader is in trouble, go into action.
It's a simple routine, Anna Camp jumps on the apron and distracts the ref, while Brittany sneaks up and attacks the opponent from behind. Once Brittany is safely out of the ring, Anna Camp allows the ref to divert his attention back to the fight. While Jones snatches Kendrick up by her hair, Camp climbs onto the apron, successfully distracting the ref. Brittany slides in, runs up and leads in the air, kicking both of her feet towards Jones' back. But, to Brittany's surprise, Jones moves at the last moment. Brittany instead slams her boots straight into Kendrick's tits, crushing her boobs against her chest. Anna squeals and collapses face-first to the mat, clutching her partially exposed breasts. Brittany, realizing what she's done, scurries over to her friend's side, apologizing to her. But once Brittany feels a hand grab a hold of her hair, her demeanor quickly transforms from remorseful to fearful. Jones hauls the pleading Bella to her feet, punts her in the stomach and shoves her head between her legs. January scoops up Snow and slams her back down with an ring-shaking powerbomb! Brittany's limbs lifelessly twitch, her body convulsing from the jarring impact, allowing January to easily rip the skirt and jacket off of the scheming diva's petite body. Miss Snow, now only clad in a delicate, lace-covered, white thong, is tossed head-first into Anna Camp, sending the two outclassed Bellas back outside of the ring, their firm bodies piled together in a heap.
Anna Kendrick, seeking an opportunity, sneaks up behind Jones and leaps onto her back. The spunky brunette wraps her legs around January's waist and her arms around her neck, putting the blonde in a sleeper hold! Jones takes a step back, causing Anna's lips curl in a sinister grin. Kendrick tightens her hold, forcing January to backtrack further. Each retreating step January would take, Anna's smile would grow wider. Step-after-step January stumbled backwards until, finally, Anna screamed; not from joy, not from annoyance. No, she screamed from January slamming her backwards into the corner. Anna's petite, slender frame was crushed between January and the unforgiving steel turnbuckle. January steps away from the corner, allowing Kendrick to collapse to the mat. Jones drags Anna across the mat, to the center of the ring, and straddles the dazed woman's waist.
January looked down at her rival's glazed over eyes and smiled. She didn't boast, didn't brag, she didn't even make sure Anna was cognizant of her situation. Jones simply removed her jacket, unveiling her voluptuous C-cup tits to the crowd. Giving her shoulders a slight shimmy, Jones leans forward, cupping the back of Anna's head, and shoved the snobby bitch's face straight into her tits. As soon as Kendrick's face contacts the sweaty skin on Jones' breasts, she stomps her feet and screams, indicating that she is, in fact, very aware of her current situation. Jones grins from ear-to-ear, enjoying the sensation of Anna Kendrick's screams reverberating against her mountains of flesh. Her breasts easily engulf Anna's face and quickly cuts off her oxygen. After several seconds, Anna's limbs go limp. Jones peels her tits off of her slumbering rival and hooks her leg for the three count.
Jones is declared the winner and has her arm hoisted by the referee. Once the older blonde is finished posing for the cheering crowd she stands over her unconscious rival. "That outfit doesn't do you any favors. You see, you actually need tits to pull this look off....
sweetie. January bends down and rips off the brunette's jacket, exposing her breasts. The older blonde proceeds to strip off Anna's skirt, then her black, skimpy panties and even her shoes, not stopping until Kendrick is completely nude. Cameras flash, creating a strobe light effect throughout the raucous arena. January squats down and whispers in Anna's ear, "Next time you run your mouth about me, I won't be so nice. This was nothing." January tosses her jacket over her shoulder and struts out of the ring, leaving Anna Kendrick's naked, demoralized body sprawled on the sweat-soaked canvas of the ring and Brittany Snow and Anna Camp piled up like garbage on the outside.