America's Sweetheart: Alison Brie vs Kaley CuocoThe annual "America's Sweetheart" match, held on the Fourth of July each year, was one of the most prestigious contests in the celebrity apartment wrestling league. The two combatants were selected by a representative committee of the leading elites among the spectators. This year, two of the most popular girls were invited to square off against one another at a luxurious private estate outside of Philadelphia, birthplace of the Declaration of Independence.
Owing to the occasion, both Alison and Kaley wore bikinis with red, white and blue motifs. Each also brought her 'A Game', as this would be the first time the two much-favored battlers would be facing one another, and each was determined to emerge as the victor. And the match did not disappoint as the spectators...divided evenly between the two...cheered on their favorite. Cuoco and Brie subjected one another to a dizzying array of punishing holds; perhaps not surprising, pride tinged with envy led them to both target the other's vaunted C-cups with chops, punches and squeezes.
Both were drenched with sweat and panting hard for breath late in the battle, when Alison managed to snare Kaley in an abdominal stretch, the blonde's lush body agonizingly torqued against that of her rival. Brie's stretch had driven more than a few opponents in the past to submit, and she fully intended to add Cuoco's name to that list. "You'll beg me for mercy before I'm through with you!" the brunette hissed at her writhing victim.
Yet in spite of the punishing pain, Kaley refused to submit, and Alison frustratingly realized she had to find another way to beat her adversary. She finally released her hold and the blonde sank to her knees with a pitiful mewl, eyes shut to hold back the tears. Brie strutted around until she was facing her foe, and with her hands on her hips she sneered, "Why don't you make it easy on yourself and just give up, before I have to really start playing rough?" It was an uncharacteristic show of arrogance from the beloved brunette, but her partisans had to admit that it was not an unwelcome change in her persona.
After several long moments of silence, save for Cuoco's labored breath, the blonde finally gave her response...in the form of her right fist flashing upward, and smashing squarely into the triangle of star-spangled fabric covering Alison's groin! Brie let out a combination gasp and shriek, going knock-kneed and bunny hopping around the room as her hands clutched and sought to soothe her now-throbbing womanhood. Crawling on all fours, Kaley followed her, until she was near enough to grasp the brunette's ankles and yank her legs out from under her, sending her crashing face-first into the carpeting.
Moving with a swiftness the belied her exhaustion and aches, the blonde sat atop Brie's back facing her legs, and grabbed her ankles again, this time pulling Alison's legs back in order to apply a modified Boston crab. Against the laws of nature, the brunette's body was twisted backward, her spine electrified with agony as she scream and tugged at her own chestnut hair, hoping to somehow counter the pain. It was a potentially crippling hold, and common sense concluded that Brie would submit to it swiftly.
But common sense didn't take into account that Alison was as stubborn as Kaley, and thus she refused to allow herself to surrender. So Cuoco upped the ante: releasing Brie's right leg while still tugging back on her left, the blonde used her free hand to clamp a clawhold over Alison's still-tender crotch. "You were saying something about begging for mercy?" Kaley rasped over her shoulder at her victim. The brunette shrieked and wailed in pain, fists pounding the floor as she sobbed
"I won't...I won't...I won't...!"But not even her magnificent will could resist for long, and in desperation Alison squeaked out,
"STOP! I...I give up!" Kaley smiled broadly and released her hold, rising up. She used her foot to push the bawling brunette onto her back, and then took extreme satisfaction out of placing that foot on Brie's breasts and raising her arms while gyrating her hips in a combination victory pose/dance that added to Allison humiliation.
Glaring up at her conqueror through tear-filled eyes, Alison growls, "You'll pay for this next time!" Sneering down at her victim, Kaley chirps, "Bring it on, buttercup...I'll be happy to kick your ass all over again."