Poor Barbie , loss after loss has befallen the blonde that resembles the worlds most recognizable doll , one sided squash loss after one sided squash loss for that matter as the old age argument of Barbie , Champion or Jobber in the wrestling world has well been answered , but tonight , Barbie had a chance to put one into the " W " column for herself as she was facing a small lady known as The Little Assassin , a midget wrestler to be more exact & surely Barbie at 5'7 - 125 lbs of perfect body & a normal woman would not go down at the hands of a 3'7 - 87 lb midget wrestler right ? .
Barbie came out all sweet , innocent , pure , & wholesome as always , high fiving the fans & shaking their hands while posing with the little kids upholding her goody goody two shoes image , telling them how to heed their parents , eat their veggies , & all that nice info advice before climbing into the ring where of course it was another time for the moral of the story , proper stretching as she did so even though she thought that tonight her losing streak would end as she would be able to take down her opponent 2 feet shorter then she .
Barbie continued to lightly stretch as The Little Assassin was introduced , but did not appear on stage as everyone wondered where she was & as everyone waited , like a troll , the tiny heel emerged from under the ring , behind Barbie , & with a grab of her ankles , Barbie was tripped down onto the mat where at that current time , she was near a corner , so to press her quick advanatage as the ref called for the bell to start the match , The Little Assassin , who was a strong little thing , pulled Barbie back a foot to where she could grab 1 of her legs & ram it hard into the steel ringpost & as the pain registered on Barbie on that 1 leg , her opponent then grabbe dher other leg & rammed that into the ringpost & then went back to the other leg & rammed it again & then rammed the other leg a second time as the Little Assassin was going for the age old wrestling adage , " get someone off their feet & size is useless at that point " .
The Little Assassin then got hold of both of Barbie's ankles , not fully since her wrists were too small to fit all the around , but her grip was good enough & her strength was enough to pull Barbie backwards to where her crotch was rammed hard into the steel & after a little push forward , a har tug back by the little heel had Barbie's womanhood again crushing against the steel & then a push forward with a hard tug back had Barbie's womanhood again crushing against the steel ringpost as just that quickly , another loss seemed very possible , & to an opponent 2 feet shorter .
Barbie after her opponent let up long enough to let her know her assault was over for that moment , Barbie managed to crawl forward away from the post a bit & hopefully out of ringposts harms way , but the Little Assassin got back into the ring & went up to the middle rope where she waited & rested for Barbie to finally stumble back onto her fett & turn around unaware that the Little Assassin was going to do a flying manuever , which was a diving shoulder that knocked Barbie onto her back & since the Little Assassin made herself as small as possible , she was like a little wrecking ball & was able to knock alot of wind out of the blonde , but 3 quick follow up running jumping cannonballs down onto Barbie's chest took even more wind out of her as things continued to go south for Barbie .
With Barbie winded , The Little Assassin again was able to get a rest herself again as she waited for Barbie to try to get up where she again ran towards her & jumped , cannonballing down onto Barbie's back , putting her down again , this time on her front where the Little Assassin did a few cannonballs jumps down onto Barbie's back , giving her 3 before lifting her up onto her knees where the Little Assassin ran again at Barbie , this time catching the blonde on the side of her head with a nice Enziguri Kick , making Barbie fall backwards onto her back where she lay dazed as The Little Assassin climbed the ropes as fast as she could , this time going to the top rope where she jumped down feet first with the intent of stomping them down right into Barbie's sexy soft but firm midsection & did as Barbie never made a move to get out of the way , The Little Assassin tripping to the mat after landing on Barbie's body , but unfazed , so she quickly jumped onto the blondes chest as the ref moved , 1-2-3 & just like that , Barbie was entrenched further into her jobber status with a defeat to a midget wrestler .
