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General Category => General Discussion about Catfights => Topic started by: cock_duel on November 14, 2008, 03:20:35 PM
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After watching the events on this forum over the past couple of weeks it struck me an ideal catfight would be between Julie and DurbanBlonde. Both women seem determined fighters with both displaying a degree of viciousness not often seen in women. If these two hellcats were to clash in an ultimate no holds barred catfight to a finish, both women nude and locked away so there is no interference from anyone until one women leaves the room victorious, who does the group think would be the better woman, Julie or DurbanBlonde...let the voting and catfight begin. Pictures of both women and their stats can be seen below.
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Yes, I love this matchup too, CD. Two equal women catfighting in the nude. My vote went to Julie. Her track record is great and Durbanblonde doesn't have a record that I know of. All things being equal, my money is on Julie to walk out, bruised but walking, unlike Durbanblonde.
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Woah! This is a pretty fucked up message thread. I don't know what turns my stomach more, the grotesque homoerotic photo of the penis and the pubes to the left, or the ugly as fuck mature porn blonde that has been lifted from some random US porn site and is now being used by a ('please play along with me and pretend that I'm a woman') bloke based in the UK who did not have the sense to use a photo of a woman that looks at least British.
The only good thing about this poll vote is the photo of Julie. At least no one is pretending to be her, and she is attractive.
Everything else on this page just looks shit in a really bad way.
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I voted for Julie , based on her catfighting record.
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'Andre the anonymous'.... and this is coming from a guy who goes by the name of 'Cock_Duel' and uses an avatar lifted from a homoerotic website dealing with the fetish of slapping one's schlong against another guy's schlong. Yeah, the last thing you are is anonymous isn't it.
By the way, I never said the ugly old woman in the photo above was a pornstar, I said it was an awful photo lifted from a mature porn website. Anyone's grandma could feature on such sites, they don't have to be a pornstar to qualify. Come to think of it, who the fuck would want to watch such a drag act being drilled anyway?
By the way, you're calling me 'pompous' because what I've wrote has deeply pissed you off which is obvious by the invective you've just wrote. I think the reason for this is because of the clinical accuracy of what I've wrote about those two god awful photos you've posted above; gip inducing to say the least.
Oh, by the way, why is it a case that someone 'doesn't have balls' because they don't fill in an online forum profile? I'd be interested to hear what form of logic or reasoning you base this on? I can honestly inform you now if you are interested by the way. Because I couldn't be arsed to waste my time filling it in as it is irelevant to what I write here. But please do tell us all why members who don't fill in their forum profile 'have no balls'. It will be great to find out because by explaining this to everyone you will inevitably insult the majority of other users on this forum who have also not filled in their forum profile because they couldn't be arsed. But please do tell us why it is a sin in your eyes.
Oh, by the way, I'm definitely open-minded. I'm not easily offended either. But I don;t believe that everyone's 'opinions' are equally valid. For instance YOU. You display homoerotic pornographic images of men's penises on a message forum devoted to the interest of female fighting. Now, I'm being honest with you when I say that image looks fucking awful, I mean, the poor guy ain't that well endowed, the pubic hair would make most women vomit, and the whole image is definitely more suited to a gay porn website rather than a 'FREE CATFIGHT FORUM'. Now, this I would say is a very good point I am making. I'm not opposing you getting off on rubbing your penis against another guy's penis or posting photos of such intellectual activities on the internet. But don't you honestly think there are a huge variety of websites more suitable for that interest out there than here at Debee's Catfght Forum.
On the matter of the ugly mature porn photo of the botox blonde chick. Well, yeah, she is fucking awful looking, I will have to admit that. Plus it's a well known photo used by a guy based in the UK who is terrible at impersonating a woman in his style of writing.
So, that is why I posted my initial post, because this message thread is bad on two points,. i.e. you and your ugly penis photo, and the dog tired pic of the granny. Julie is OK though.
There you go straight up honesty for you. But I'm sure you won't be happy a second time with what I've said. In a way though, your reply now makes this thread interesting as it gives me an opportunity have fun talking to the weird guy with the ugly penis photo avatar, which is quite funny and entertaining for other people reading this.
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Now, now boys steady on, we don't want to read about your differences, it is rather boring. I do not however agree with Andre, everyone is free to express their opinions equally, I for one enjoy this particular matchup despite Andre's feelings, if you aren't comfortable with an open style of forum I suggest you go elsewhere, I am sure you wouldn't be missed
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I ve actually spoken to DurbanBlonde so I pick her to win this fight.
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So you actually want to fuck me in my ear now. That is amusingly strange.
You seem to be getting the word ‘offended’ mixed up with someone asking you why you are posting homoerotic images of men’s penises on a forum populated by heterosexual men whose interest is catfighting. I don’t have to be offended to find that image of two men’s cocks rubbish and unappealing. Stop being such a bigoted right-wing fascist expecting over 6000 people on a catfight forum to suddenly and magically become interested in your non catfight related gay fetish of seeing two men’s cocks slap against each other. It’s not ‘offensive’ it’s just badly located on the wrong forum on the internet.
Also, you’ve had the lack of taste to post what is truly a fucking grotesque photo of two particularly ugly men’s cocks with mingy red pubic hair. Yeah. I really am the bad guy for not liking that photo aren’t I you fucking idiot!
Also, this is not an ‘open forum’ as you allege. What this forum is however is a forum run by people who are liberal minded about what people write in their posts related to women fighting women, or perhaps mixed wrestling too at a push. What that does not mean is that any clueless fuckwit can start posting images related to his self orientated fetish that has nothing to do with catfighting.
Yeah, of course you’re right, it’s an open forum so let’s open this forum for people posting on any given subject of interest.
“Ooh, look. I’m a guy who is really obsessed with the Wankel Rotary engine:”
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“...Don’t you go telling me that I can’t post photos of my obsession about engines on a forum section entitled ‘General Discussion about Fem-fighting’, or I going to start getting pissy with you and quoting my civil rights of free speech.
HORSE FUCKING:
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“Oh how I love to wank off to fake photos of horses fucking women and love to post them on a section entitled: ‘General Discussion about Fem-fighting’ on a forum dedicated to female fighting. But don’t you go telling me I can’t talk about horse fucking or I’ll accuse you of being a bigoted Nazi fuck who threatens the freedom of speech.”
You dumbass! It’s got nothing to do with being ‘offended ‘. It’s about pointing out to a dumb fuck like you that there are other more appropriate websites and forums for you to indulge in your gay fetish about men’s cocks. What kind of reaction did you expect from us here? Did you expect to be applauded for posting photos of men’s cocks that no one here has an interest in?
On the subject of the ugly granny photo. Are you implying that I am prohibited from having the freedom to say that I find her fucking ugly and that the photo has been lifted from a granny porn site by a British guy who impersonates women on the internet? So how is prohibiting my freedom of speech compatible with your idea of an ‘open forum’. Didn’t think that one through now did ya.
Re: Catfightfan36. So please do enlighten us all. In what way did you actually ‘speak’ to Durbanblonde.
Re: Meady – You seem to be getting the freedom of speech, (an over generalised American concept, it has to be pointed out that does have certain flaws in its universal application) mixed up with allowing inappropriate images of men’s penises to be posted on a forum dedicated to people who love female catfights. I define ‘inappropriate’ here as inappropriately placed on the wrong type of forum for a group of people who have no interest in homoerotic gay porn. This is due to the reason that the majority of femfight fans are heterosexual men who are attracted to women. Why do we want to see men’s penises? I mean do you get turned on by looking at a photo of two men’s penises, one sporting grotesque red pubic hair? Forums are contextually topic orientated on the internet; it does not breach any freedom of speech virtue to say: ‘This is a femfight catfighting forum, why are you posting gay porn images that have nothing to do with catfighting.’
Before anyone else jumps on the ‘everyone has a right to their own opinion’ dumbass shit bandwagon and starts spewing out a lot of pre-packed clichéd waffle about open forums. Just stand back and think why are you defending the right for a bloke called ‘cock-duel’ to post images of grotesque penises on a forum dedicated to female catfighting? Why does he not just maintain his freedom of speech, and go post his fetish images on a forum dedicated to that subject which Debee’s forum is quite clearly not.
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Wow! That's an entire post you just wrote where you seem to deliberately avoid intelligently engaging with any of the points I've made.
Is there a reason for that (other than mere rhetoric), or are you just avoiding engaging in an intelligent argument because you are fully aware that I have made a series of perfectly good points that you are unable to comeback with a valid answer to?
Instead of intelligently dealing with my propositions you've lapsed into the following ad hominem rhetorical language:
'wounded little animal'
'madman'
'hides behind his mothers skirt'
'childish'
'idiot'
'I feel sorry for you'
'your dick, it must be microscopic '
Is that about the best comeback you can muster. It's not very witty or intelligent is it. I thought gay men were far wittier than that.
(1) You still seemed to have failed however to explain why you have a homoerotic image of two men's penises on a catfight forum dedicated to female vs. female fighting. How is that relevant to the subject matter of this forum?
(2) You've failed to support your contradictory wish to prohibit my freedom of speech whilst maintaining that said freedom of speech is important.
(3) You've failed to propose a valid reason why a catfight forum should encourage gay porn images, images of Wankel Rotary Engines, and Horse fucking not in anyway related the true subject of this forum, i.e. catfights.
In fact, nothing in your message even vaguely addresses how I have fundamentally demonstrated how most of what you are saying is ill thought out spurious rhetoric.
And you're calling me uneducated. That's ironic.
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I disagree with cock_duel trying to discuss anything with Andre the fuckwit, the only thing he would understand is the direct approach
Andre you are a boring cxnt, no one here is interested in what the fuck you think, now fuck off you are not welcome here, if we want to discuss freedom of speech we will, without asking your permission you cxnt
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I think you forgot to proof read that first sentence, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, it's a grammatical mismash. Which leads me to believe with your lack of a grasp on the English language, your fervent desire to look at photos of men's penises, and defend the right to do so, even if it means looking at men's cocks on a forum devoted to catfights, you're not exactly the man for the job when it comes to defending the freedom of speech via images of schlongs.
Perhaps I am a 'boring cxnt' to you personally, as you so eloquently put it, because I am criticisng the display of two ugly cocks on a forum devoted to catfights. A photo perchance you get a personal stimulation from looking at?
And if you are not 'interested in what the fuck you think', why then have you been motivated to post a comment? Anyone who couldn't give a fuck, wouldn't even be bothered to write something or get involved. So that's not entirely believable now is it.
Also, can you answer me this simple question: where have I demanded that if anyone wishes to discuss the topic of the freedom of speech, they must first ask me permission? It's just that I don't understand what you mean by the following comment you made:
if we want to discuss freedom of speech we will, without asking your permission you cxnt. [Zulu]
You really are going to have to put more thought into your writing before you commit to typing it out on a keyboard Cock_Duel.... sorry I meant Zulu.
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Hear, hear, well said CD, most of this board is behind you
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Ah, but you've tried that one before. Merely lapsing into the tired old 'I'm not responding to you because you are an idiot' line is merely an obvious ad hominem way of getting out of engaging in an intelligent argument. It's like a lot of people saying "we refuse to talk to you because your argument that the world is round is stupid and therefore you are an idiot not worth bothering with".
If I am an idiot which you allege I am, why do you so obviously fear to engage any of my points. If I truly am an idiot, it would be quite easy to prove my points wrong being the intellectually superior person you present yourself to be, albeit with a couple of cocks to signify your online personality.
Also you've lapsed into cliche speak again instead of thinking up your own original sentences. Why can't you think for yourself instead of using other people's cliches. The problem with cliches is that they reply upon 'common sense' which much of the time is an expression of an institutional but not necessarily intelligent line of thought. For example your statement:
I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how idiotic it is
So you believe that someone has a right to rape a 4 year old child, kill it afterwards, and then bury it in a shallow grave without telling anyone?
Well of course you don't, but effectively, when you say: "I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how idiotic it is'. you are basically endorsing anything, even child rape and murder... why? Because of the following:
Let's take the example of Brian. Brian is a person who holds two very strong 'opinions'. According to you, Brian is entitled to his opinions no matter how idiotic they are. Here are Brian's two strongly held opinions:
1) Brian believes that there is nothing wrong with raping a 4 year old child and then murdering it.
2) Brian believes that all opinions should be acted upon in the real world.
That means according to you, Brian is entitled to both opinions, as you say: 'everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how idiotic it is'. Now opinion 1 & 2 are both opinions. So basically the logic of what you are saying is that you would defend Brian's right to hold and act upon the opinion to rape and murder 4 year old children.
Because if you disagree with what I'm saying, then that would entail that you do NOT believe that everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how idiotic it is.
Now, this is me, (the idiot) thinking for myself here, and by so doing utilizing simple logic and reason to analyse an ill thought out cliche that you have just used. Now I'm not expecting you to respond or in any way engage with what I have just intellectually demonstrated. You'll probably just side step it and throw a load of insults as you only know how. But this is a demonstration I've just provided of how to think for yourself in a independent and philosophical manner as opposed to lazily using cliche speak that can easily be proven at fault.
Yes, you are correct that you are free to choose an avatar. And I'm free to criticise said avatar as a vulgar grotesque image that has no relavance to catfighting, and just acts as an unpleasing image for real catfight fans who come here to read and look at photos of women fighting instead of other men's ugly cocks. And your point being?
I don't think I am 'smarter than everyone else', but I do believe I have an ability to be more rational and intelligent in my argumentation process than what you have demonstrated so far in your childish insults and side-stepping rhetoric to avoid engaging several of the fair points I have made.
You are also not 'obliged to answer me', you can freely choose not to. But when you reply with smart ass comments attempting to seem superior to me and failing terribly in the process, don't get all pissy and start quoting your human rights on a catfight forum because it makes you sound ridiculous and farcical. I'm only too happy to show you up for this when you act the smart ass with me. And I think you realize now that I can give back far better than what you are throwing at me.
Also, you seem to repeatedly misjudge my education level in an attempt to insult me, this time after time after time fails to strengthen your rhetoric as it only gives me an opportunity to write in a way that demonstrates the erroneous nature of what you allege.
Very little of what you are saying is formed in intellgent argument and you seem to instead rely upon cliched tired old insults to try and impress people which you are embarrassingly failing to do so long into this message thread. At least there is one thing you said earlier that turned out to be the truth, as demonstrated by the fact that you are still 'trading words' with me. Think about it.
I will waste no more time trading words with an idiot. [cock_duel]
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Hear, hear, well said CD, most of this board is behind you
Well I'm certainly not!
And who gave you permission to speak on my behalf?
I must say that watching young Andre at work here is non-disimilar to observing a sprightly mongoose dance around a rather confused looking fat cobra.
Well said Andre! When I come here to view sexy young ladies tussling with each other and to read the discussions of catfighting, the last thing I want to see is a graphic and awful photo of two men's cocks with surrounding pubic hair suddenly appearing on my monitor screen. If I wanted to view such homesexual images, I'd go to a flipping gay porn website not Debee's Catfight forum.
I will also note that Andre's arguments have been entertainingly precise, clear and logical as opposed to 'cock_duel's' tendency to just attempt insults and behave like an absolute petulant arse in response.
I don't want to look at men's cocks on this forum, that's off topic and unrelated, it's also bloody well ugly to boot.
And if we are to do a hijack of this forum to force people to look at photos of elderly ladies. Then let's at least utilize images of women who have dignity, decorum, and Empire:
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This one is easy.
Julie looks lethal, her eyes have got that "true fighter look".
DurbanBlonde just looks...well...
My guess is that Julie will have DurbanBlonde crying out her submission quite quick.
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P.S: If you are going to write under the pseudonym Dionysus using a pompous British writing style at least also alter the Andre style of embedding images in your waffle and referring to them during the waffle you have just written as Dionysus, maybe consider changing your name to Mr. Andre no mates...once again you have given us all a good laugh in trying to support your Andre opinion with that of your alter ego opinion Dionysus..not very subtle but then again what would you expect from an uneducated imbecile [cock-headed twit]
Hello Mr Cock_duel,
May I introduce myself. I'm Dionysus, I've been posting on the interent on femfight message boards since 1998 back in the days of Barb's board along with other notable contributers such as Sketche Artiste, Legion, Hutch, and Barry the Penguin, (alright, the last one was a made up name). In other words, anyone whose been on the internet since the late 90's will recognize my name if they frequented Barb's fine message board.
Now you seem to have jumped to the incorrect conclusion that Andre and I are the same person based on the logic that anyone who embeds an image in their message is obvioulsy Andre. Oh, by the way, here's a link to a forum, albeit ghost forum I host:
http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=50531 (http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=50531)
Quite obviously you've made a mistake here, a particularly dumb mistake too I must add, in fact a mistake only an incredibly dumb and clueless halfwit would make, ooh that was an embarassingly dimwitted thing to do, daft as a monkey, a true twit in fact, as you've assumed that anyone who speaks as intelligently as what Andre does must be him. So me, being also from the United Kingdom, which I assume Andre is too, and my good grasp of the English language appears in your limited capability brain as the same person.
But please don't make such a mistake as it does show you up for being quite a dumb person.
Now, the reason that I posted my message in support of Andre is because you're acting like an insecure idiot, you can't engage intelligently with anything Andre says to you, you throw insults with the skill of a 6 year old, and have a god awful and inappropriate avatar featuring two quite horrible men's penises.
In other words, quite simply, you're a closet gay man with homoerotic tendencies posting on the wrong board on the internet but is too dumb to realise this.
You're not very clever, lack any noticeable wit, all you can do is write in a vulgar vernacular.
The only reason I posted in this thread was because it became entertaining in the way that Andre absolutely owns you in conversation, he makes you sound like someone with learning difficulties in comparison.
So please do attempt to insult me now if you wish, I'm sure you will, and I'll be glad to intellectually humiliate you for the next 100 message replies if that is your fancy you pathetic twit.
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Good grief! You truly are a tedious bore repeating the same old thing again and again and again like a record player with the needle stuck in the desperate hope that you are impressing someone. As Andre pointed out earlier in this message thread you never seem to listen or engage with what the person you are speaking to is saying. It's like a one way performance with you, albeit a rather dull and unintersting one where you keep being outmatched at every turn by a more intelligent group of speakers.
I will respond to your questions though. Yes the actor Stephen Fry is gay, but I'm not entirely sure how relevant this is to what you're saying. Do you believe I hate gay people? If so the answer to that question is no, terrific bunch of chaps in the main.
And no, I'm not Andre as you are fully aware. If you had been on the internet as long as I have from back in the days of Barb's board then you'd take a look at the link I provided which you so conveniently ignored. Anyway, haven't you noticed that embedded in these message posts there is a tag (bottom right corner) that says: 'IP logged', if I was Andre, there would be identical IP addresses showing in that part of the message for any moderator to view, you utter twit!
I do find that avatar of yours unsightly and innapropriate for a catfight forum though. You seemed to have ignored my reasons for this, which are as follows: I want to look at photos of women tussling with each other, if I wanted to look at gay porn, I'd go to a gay porn website. The reason why I'm here is because I'm not really into gay porn. Hence, my wish, Andre's, and several other people's wish that you utilize a more suitable avatar related to catfighting instead of being such a selfish spiteful little shit which is the way you have been conducting yourself throughout the entirety of this message thread. It truly is an unsightly unpleasurable pornographic image to force people to look at on a catfight fan's forum when they inadvertantly clcik on a message thread that contains conributions from you, and I am surprised one of the moderators have not deleted it yet as they would any other postings of pornography on their website. This is after all a femfight website and unsightly avatars like yours turn people's stomachs. It would be fine on a forum populated by gay men, but on a catfight forum populated by predominantly heterosexual males, you know you are in the wrong .
Also, you attempt to explain that you have been toying with people. If that is the case, why do you keep being owned big style and having what you say completely torn apart by better writers every time you post a message?
You also accuse others of being off topic, this coming from the guy who has done nothing but throw a load of abuse at someone for two pages of messages and ignores members wishes not to see a graphic photo of two ugly men's cocks everytime they look into a message thread such as this. Again you seem to have a tendency to undermine your own words with your action. But then again, it's obvious from reading you that you have very little concern for reasonable or rational dialogue, just an incessant need to have the last word.
Also, is this not the second time you've promised that you are not going to respond to any more messages in this thread? Are you planning a third comeback after this supposed final message of yours?
I do find amusing the arrogance of where you apologize on someone else's behalf, that's laughable.
So anyway, looking forward to your next predictably stupid half assed message where you desperately try again to get the last word and present yourself as the clever man with the pubic cock avatar. You really don't see the ironic humour in this now do you minky?
Toodle pip
Dio
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What was this thread about anyway? This sounds like a lecture I heard once about something I didn't care about. You guys are giving me a headache. Why don't you two or three guys argue about this through e-mail or snail mail. I would assume the rest us are getting weary of this spat, I know I am.Now, take it out side.
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Thanks for your support Dio. Nice to see you posting here again.
Yes I think we both are aware that the ironically named 'cock_dual' is truly the text book definition of an 'internet prick'.
Obviously nothing that is said to him is heard and all you get from him is absolute abuse and poorly thought out cliched ranting.
And Roadie, if you are not interested in this discussion, just freely choose not to read it, no one is forcing you to click on the link to this message thread. :)
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I agree with Roadie, why don't cock_duel and Andre take this totally irrelevant childish banter elsewhere, so the rest of us can enjoy this forum instead of it being highjacked by an arseholes like Andre and cock_duel, and for the record I also believe Andre is Dionysus. Their writng style is exactly the same, unless of course he thinks everyone reading these posts is a complete jackass
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No, not everyone is a jackass Meady, just obviously you. But then again, you are cock_duel's second account aren't you? Because you speak identically to cock_duel. [see how easy it is?]. It's as if you're speaking to yourself now isn't it. I like the way you insulted yourself by the way, to make it sound more believable, nice touch.
Cock_duel, this is the third time you've comeback after saying you're not going to post any more.
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LOL, nice try Dionysus, just because you have been exposed as being Andre doesn't mean everyone else is someone else, stop trying to muddy the waters Andre, you have been caught red-handed as being Dionysus as well. In an earlier post you said Zulu was CD, which is it, me, Zulu or both of us, maybe you are just paranoid. I must however publically admit to being someone else, I am in fact the Pope. Seems you have even stopped posting with your pompous British responses as Dionysus now you have been exposed Andre, interesting, thanks for the confirmation
Was wondering Andre, you aren't a closet gay by any chance are you, seems we have already established CD is gay, was wondering if you are the same.
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Yeah, lol ol' Dio is definitely me. I mean if two people on an internet message board both come from England and write intelligently, they obviously have to be the same person now don't they. That's just amazing logic you have used there Meady/cock_duel.... You dumbass!
Actually Meady, if you read his message more carefully, he doesn't actually think you are cock-duel. He's actually demonstrating how stupid your comment was. But you seem to have completely overlooked that aspect of his message interestingly enough.
And Dio, it's a pleasure to finally see someone with a bit of witty intelligence writing in this message thread. Thanks for the support, your comments were most welcome and very funny to boot. I do recognize your name from years ago by the way, obviously these two pricks don't, but far be it from me to prevent either Meady or his boyfriend/alter ego from digging their own graves which they both seem to be doing an excellent job of so far.
In answer to your enquiry about homosexuality Meady, no unfortunately, I'm not gay. Were you asking because you were interested in a bum session or something? By the way, you're not asking me this question with the implication that there is something wrong with being gay are you?
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There is an old saying that goes like this: " You can always tell an Englishman, but you can't tell him much. " Pip, pip. Carry on. Let me know when the 'witty intelligence' part starts. All this is turning my rye to water. At least this entertainment is free. BTW What does ' toodle pip ' mean? Who ever answers this, please keep it short and to the point. We all don't need to read a multi-page narritive on what ever it is you are talking about. ' Toodle pip ' ????
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Hey Roadie, seems you are looking for the wit in Andre aka Dionysus's post and I am looking for the intelligent bit, seems neither is apparent. Must also confess to not knowing there were actually two intelligent Englishmen in the world let alone in this forum, not fair I suppose, there was one intelligent Englishmen, the one who made the phone call across the pond to have those English butts saved during WWII otherwise Andre aka Dionysus would be writing in German right now
Seems Andre aka Dionysus is as fickle as ever, now trying to be the defender of gay rights after previous homophobic postings in this thread, seems the split personality pair have opinions but if you don't like those they roll out a completely new set in an effort to win favor with whoever they can in the forum, pretty shallow in my book
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I suppose, there was one intelligent Englishmen, the one who made the phone call across the pond to have those English butts saved during WWII
Ooh, kudos on the McHistory lesson there you stupid fat Yank schizo fuck!
Would that perchance be the phone call made on 1st September 1939, to which Poland, Australia, France, New Zealand, Indian Empire, Crown Colonies, Newfoundland, Nepal, South Africa, Canada, Czechoslovakia quickly responed to........
But it took the USA until 8th December 1941 to pick up the phone and answer. Because in the meantime you bunch of pansy arsed chicken fuck 'sit on the fence', 'we don't want to be killed by those bad Nazi/Jap guys until we really have to' compelled you to join in.
Oh yeah, and Russia's massive involvement and support of the Allied Forces was not a factor then you dim witted, ill educated, fat assed Yank tit!
It's as if you've learnt your WWII history from the side of a Happy Meal box you total arse wit!
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It looks like ' the professor ' blew the whole book of ' put-downs and insults ' in his response. It took over two days to come up with that??? We all expected something a little better; perhaps at least a two page response on how the English banished the colonists from their country so they had to find ' the new world ' . Don't bother. No one wants to read it anyway. Fact is, the US thought you could handle that little conflict on your own, but when they witnessed what a mess you where making, the US had to step in and clean it up for you. Now, that is a history lesson. Maybe you could fix a few other problems in the world when the steam quits coming out of your ears.
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Europe gave in to the Kaiser before WWI, Europe caved to Hitler prior to WWII, Europe also tried to appease Milosovich in the 1990’s. Each and every time America had to go half way around the world to bail your pathetic asses out.You’ve got a hell of a lot of nerve bad mouthing my country!!! Where would your candy asses be today without the USA ?
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Points well made, short and sweet, Norm. That, Dionysus, is a history lesson. No put downs or lame remarks; just the facts. You can now thank the USA for all of your freedoms that you and I enjoy. Democracy, ain't it great!
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Roadie,
I’ve disagreed with things that have been posted on this site in the past, but I’m never critical, and always respectful of other people’s opinions. UNTIL NOW !! Sorry, I love my country, and I won’t sit back and listen to this elitist, British, bullshit !! Sounds like you feel the same way.
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Oh, shut your mouth Roadie you petulant little twit! Good Lord, reading a message like yours in this thread is like walking in on a special needs history lesson where Brian the shaved head 42 year old fat American retard is trying to give a speech on WWW II whilst eating a frikkin Twinkie Bar.
The fact is you can't come back with a sensible reply for why your fathers and grandfathers were too chicken shit to get involved in a World War immediately against one of the most denagerous political movements the last two centuries has seen, the Nazi regime.
You cowardly pissed and whined for several years before it took a Jap bombing of Pearl Harbour and the killing of some of your own people to make you realize you were truly in danger from this threat you cowardly trembling monkies.... ha ha! At least historically many nations can hold their heads up high without shame with regards to that piece of history compared to the Yanks late arrival. Thank God Canada had the decency to help us out immediately without question. They make your sorry nation seem like a bunch of yellow back scary monkies in comparison. You poo pooed your pants at the thought of going to war... admit it, you redneck twits!
Reading the last few messages, was, by the way, absolutely fucking hillarious to witness how backward a country the USA is with regards to its people having a poorly educated knowledge of history. It's as if you assume every history text is subtitled 'How America saved the world' you rabble of cock holding fat nationalist right-wing pricks!
You got your asses embarrasingly kicked in Vietnam by superior guerilla warfare, slaughtered hundreds of innocent women and children in Somalia and Seirra Leone, end up killing hundreds of your own troops in Iraq via 'friendly fire', and have now completely made a fuck up of your 'War for Oil' in Afghanistan and Iraq and are pulling out with an embarrasing amount of shit on your faces. Purely based on the fact that your monkey brained dim witted President Bush didn't like Saddam because he tried to kill his Daddy. For fucks sake you morons! Can't you get anything right.
And Norm, you sound like your typical Redneck pig fucking halfwit with two brain cells to muster together in order to blurt out some jumbled ill thought out nationalist codswallop. You country is known worldwide for being anti democracy. You're the most anti-democratic nation on Earth next to China you silly little piss ant. Your last President came to power via the negation of democracy if you didn't know.
And don't quote 'facts' at me and then spew out an ejaculation of spurious hegemonic clap trap propaganda. I'm British, I don't take such obvious made up Government crap without question.
Total nitwits!
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What more can I add to that? The UK must be proud to have you as a citizen, Dionysus. I know I am glad you are not one of us. Thanks for the lesson, professor. God must be checking his drawings to see what he did wrong when He built you, or did you evolve from something else? Your knuckles don't drag along the ground, do they?
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Great reply Dionysus.
I’ll print it and use it to wipe my ass !!!!
Are you a moron or just too fucking stupid to realize that this is a CATFIGHT FORUM and the people who frequent it don’t give a rat’s ass about your perverted views of the world, past, present, or future. Do us a favor and find yourself a forum that caters to idiots and assholes.
You claim to be British. The U.K. and all of it’s good people are one of America’s closest allies.
It’s hard to believe that you’re one of them. You sound more like a refugee from a mental institution !!
And yes, brave soldiers from the UK and USA have stood together, shoulder to shoulder, on some of the bloodiest battlefields in history, fighting to keep a worthless piece of shit like you, safe and secure from tyranny. Makes me think that many of them died in vain.
If you really are British, then my sympathy goes out to the Queen and the rest of the British people.
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Meoooooowwwww, Andre aka Dionysus, great work on your internet research on WWII by the way, for your next trick if I throw a stick will you go and fetch it or will you continually just sit in the corner licking your balls proving yourself to be as stupid as you sound? I just love it when we find the right button to push and some lame imbicile bites
For your next internet homework assignment can you succinctly explain how the once British Empire has somehow now been reduced to a pissant little island that is the laughing stock of Europe, or B) How after the Boston Tea Party a group of untrained militiamen somehow wiped the floor with the regular British army and chased them out of America with their cowardly tails between their legs, or maybe C:) How at the battle of Isandlwana Lord Chelmsford's well trained regular army was thrashed and routed by a bunch of savages, please try and be succinct in your reply as marks will be deducted for your normal waffle.
Failing to answer the questions above, could you perhaps explain why in light of your previously homophobic postings you have a picture of a gay actor, Stephen Fry as your profile picture, seems your attention to details is appalling or maybe it is that you just aren't very bright
Toodle Pip Old Chap
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just love getting a rise out of you guys. It's so easy, and so much fun to watch. Like running up and down oitside a zoo cage rattling a stick on the bars. I don't even mean half the things I say, but it's worth writing them anyway just to see the predicatable redneck nationalist knee jerk response which I will admit is very funny to observe.
The formula is as simple as this:
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Now, dance for me minkies...
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My goodness he IS Andre! The collage of Bush and his mother is so like Andre's juvenile and O'Reillyesque diatribe in the infringement thread. Once again this guy has eloquently and cleverly proved that he cannot not distinguish between his asshole and a hole in the ground.
Now I understand how Andre can be so ignorant and yet so certain. How many other personas does he have here? How many in the real world, assuming he actually exists in flesh and bone and blood?
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Oh, shut your mouth Roadie you petulant little twit!
Oooooh Dionysus,
You petulant little twit !!! Are you gay? What the fuck is a petulant little twit ?
Roadie, you better be careful. I can’t figure out if he’s insulting you or if he’s trying to pick ya up.
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Yes! Yes! I also believe that Andre is Dio too.
Yeah Andre, you double dealing dual personality duplicitous dastardly dude! Admit it, you are me.
By the way hello Brucey, how you been doing. I remember your name from back at Barb's Board in the late 90's remember me? Surely you do? Sketche Artiste, Legion, Hutch, Barb, Ajax, Dionysus.....
http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=50531 (http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=50531)
http://vote.sparklit.com/comments.spark?contentID=736231&page=25&pollID=690192 (http://vote.sparklit.com/comments.spark?contentID=736231&page=25&pollID=690192)
Prod, prod, memory sequence initiated.
You still selling that wrestling stuff of yours you filthy little perv? ;)
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Of course I recall!
I was wondering if you were the same Dio!
Back then I seem to recall finding much of his commentary crisp and insightful and just plain fun! What happened?
I guess one of us got old and cantankerous!
Know where Sketche is hanging his poisoned pen these days?
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Well of course I'm the same Dio you fool! Isn't it obvious? ;)
I can go over to my message forum and post a message if you really need ID verification. But it's not that important now is it.
And I'm still crisp, insightful, but I don't think I'm just 'plain fun' far more colourful than that.
And what do you mean old and tankerous, I've always been old and cantankerous you colonial bounder!
I do know where Sketche is, but if I mentioned where, Chin operatives would immediately seek him out and force him to watch several series of Friend's as a form of interrogative torture.
Now.... be quiet... I have work to do here.... there's some half witted obese morons to upset even more by insulting a specific geographical land mass location. That's the great thing about America: variety, even though I get along fine with absolutely loads of Americans, I do love getting a Pavlovian reaction from the chubby redneck nationalist loons who amusingly seem to drool every time I ring my bell.
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Ok.
Keep you sense of humor if you must just try not to give legal advise
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'legal advise'? I'm afraid you've lost me there?
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The rest of us figured it out, Einstein. How come you are lost? Millions of sperm and you are the one that got through. Amazing!!
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The rest of us figured it out, Einstein. How come you are lost? Millions of sperm and you are the one that got through. Amazing!!
Oh, jolly good then. If you've 'figured it out' then I'm sure you'll be more than happy to elaborate on what you've figured out Mister Einstein. Carry on then, tell me what you've figured out, and how my lack of 'figuring it out', indicates a lack of intelligence on my part.
Chin chin
Dio
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I just love getting a rise out of you guys. It's so easy, and so much fun to watch. Like running up and down oitside a zoo cage rattling a stick on the bars. I don't even mean half the things I say, but it's worth writing them anyway just to see the predicatable redneck nationalist knee jerk response which I will admit is very funny to observe.
Now, dance for me minkies...
LITTLE THINGS AMUSE LITTLE MINDS !!
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The rest of us figured it out, Einstein. How come you are lost? Millions of sperm and you are the one that got through. Amazing!!
Oh, jolly good then. If you've 'figured it out' then I'm sure you'll be more than happy to elaborate on what you've figured out Mister Einstein. Carry on then, tell me what you've figured out, and how my lack of 'figuring it out', indicates a lack of intelligence on my part.
Chin chin
Dio
No response yet Roadie? How interesting that is for someone who frequents a message board so often. Ooh by crikey! I think I've figured YOU out. You dont actually know the answer do you? Now how stupid would someone have to be to attempt to ridicule someone else for not being able to figure out something that they themselves are unable to figure out. And how easy would it then be to trip that person up.... you nitwit Roadie.
LITTLE THINGS AMUSE LITTLE MINDS !! [norm74]
Did you think up that original sentence all on your own? Or is it one of those soundbites called a cliche that some people have to utilise when they are incapable of original thought?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just love getting a rise out of you guys. It's so easy, and so much fun to watch....
I rest my case... anyone who gets off doing stuff like that is no better than a poser...
Nothing better to do in life than start arguments, insult people, ect...?
I actually pity you...