Quote from: simcock on October 18, 2012, 07:35:24 PM
Are men . . . just selfish uncaring a**holes?
Not all men.
I can think of one, though.
Who? Yourself? The guy who's married to your sister? Who? You're a moderator, I hope you don't mean me, even as a joke. Especially as a joke since previously you've deleted some of my jokes as trolling. If you are calling me an asshole we should sort it out by......
Cock fighting. A fully nude, oiled up, pubic hair-pulling, dick-bending cockfight! Not so much Mano et Mano as dicko et dicko. We can film it too in order to prove it really happened. Take a picture of yourself nude holding a piece of paper with the date and freecatfights written on it to convince the forum. Post it. Then arrange a date to cockfight. Tell everyone 'this is it. The fight is this weekend.' build up everyone's hopes then when the day comes just go quiet and don't respond to anyone's messages. It'll be fun.
I'll pit my three and a half inches of hard, hungry, spitting mad cock against your nine inches of weak, flabby, spineless gristle in a cockfight any day.
It's not the size of the cock in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cock!