Hey folks , sorry I have not been writing in a while , but it has gotten to that part of my life where once again pro wrestling has los me , this time most likely for good .
The WWE lost me when the Undertaker lost at WrestleMania , a streak that should of never ended & I did hear it was his choice , why , I have no clue , but it made me stop watching the WWE coupled with the fact that when it came to the Divas , since I love of course the beauty vs beast squash match , there are no squashes in the WWE or beasts to do any squashing & with my belief it was a joke anyway , that was confirmed at that time I stopped watching in the fact that their longest reigning ladies champion was a tiny cute girl who SKIPS around the ring , the only women they had capable of being that dominant beast is Tamina , but they were too busy having her lose to Eva " can't wrestle my way out of a paper bag " Marie , what happened to her by the way , the most recent match on YOUTUBE you can find of her is like from 14 months ago & getting pinned by JoJo 10 seconds after Natalya bodyslammed her in a Survivor Series rematch .
For Impact Wrestling , who at least might have a squash here & there , they lost me after switching channels with them already on the hot seat at the time as it is , The Knockouts matches were almost all good girls win / bad girls lose matches & when monster eel opportunities knocked on the door , they were not home , all they really did with Lei'd Tapa was have her stand outside the ring watching Gail Kim's back & clotheslining ODB after matches that Lei"D Tapa was not in & all that time she was there , she was in like what , 5 matches , including two tagging with Alpha Female where they won one & lost one , having Alpha Female go down in match 2 & taking away any credibility she could get as well as credibility they could be a monster heel tag team , & lastly , Havok , they spent all that time hyping her & did squat with her , no squashes of Brittany , or local wrestlers Chelsea Diamond or Justine Silver , or other pros like Shanna , Cherry Bomb , or Veda Scott , instead , they showed us how bad ass Havok was by having her BARELY defeat a one armed Gail Kim in a hellacious match & then what do they do , Havok vs Kong , beast vs Beast , goodbye Impact Wrestling
Then we had Lucha Libre , Lucha Underground , no thanks , 2 ladies does a ladies division not make & the other Lucha show , CMLL , too many of the sexy babes losing matches where they have to get their hair cut instead of having their opponent being unmasked & speaking of masked , ho about Sexy Star of Lucha Underground , I have seen her without the mask & she is BEAUTIFUL , but all that has made me stop watching that , the best looking girl they have in this genre was Goya Kong , who weighs like 400 lbs with 340 lbs of her weight being below her chest .
Even in the Indy feds , I see the same crap over & over , good girls win / bad girls lose , size , strength , & experience means squat , yes , the same crap you have read about me rambling about before .
But , I still love searching for the good old fashioned beauty vs. beast squash match & yesterday , I tested one of my theories , I watched a whole collection of mixed matches , keeping score of who wins the matches & I finally stopped after the score was insanely lopsided in favor of the ladies picking up the wins . PLEASE don't get me wrong , I have nothing against ladies winning these matches , but when the matches see a barely 100 lb girl who knows nothing beating a much bigger & experienced guy , it does make me say " see " that is another thing wrong with wrestling & why I can care less anymore , to me it takes away the credibility of both the guy & woman herself , it's one thing if it's an Isis the Amazon , Awesome Kong , Havok , or Sara Del Rey defeating small puny masked guys , but again , small girls defeating monster guys is a horse of a different color , they can let the woman fight the good fight & pull of wins , but when the woman won like 16 out of 20 matches , this coming after a guy won like 3 in a row in this collection which WAS undersized women defeating anything but puny guys , I stopped & said " another point proven " why I stopped watching & please , please , please , PLEASE let me reiterate this is NOT a macho guy thing , it is a reality thing of how can we take this guy seriously as the champ when he was recently defeated by the ring girl , even with outside help .
But with this ramble done , here was my idea , I want to basically do stories about 2 guys , known as The Despicables , who routinely come out to the ring & destroy a female tag team or even ring dancers or special guests like hootersgirls or local dancers who are there tossing out freebies to the crowd & keeping them entertained between matches unaware that the Despicables are there to be just that , so I was looking for female members who might want to be victims of the Despicables or offer simply any thoughts on this as it would be something new
