It's Otto & it's PPV time here from Munich , Germany & we start out with some Bad News , or Good News , whichever way you want to look at it , but apparantly , Marianna & Valerie were traveling her together yesterday , ot were slated to & were involved in a Car Accident , they are both OK as it was a minor accident , but authorities would not let them go on their own accord & they had to go to the Hospital to be cleared where they waited for a while & missed their flight here , so they will not be facing Jule & Zule tonight & has been rescheduled for tommorrow night on SWF Monday Night , still here in Munich , that is of course if Jule & Zule are still the Champs after tonight where I hear Marianna & Valerie's replacements are WWE Divas , Naomi & Cameron , known as the Funk A Dactyls or " Those Chicks that dance with Brodus Clay " & for their sake , let's hope they wrestle as good as they dance , which is unknown since the WWE doesn't let them wrestle at all & based on the last Divas here who were Dominated to their utmost delight , if Jule & Zule do the same to Cameron & Naomi tonight , their might be major celebrating since this is taking place in Jule & Zule's hometown , which of course is Munich .
1st though , before the official PPV starts , it is Dark Match time & Ingrid Ink is heading to the ring alone , requesting a Singles Match as she wants a break from Tatty , who has been costing them alot of matches as of late & Ingrid will be taking on some stripper turned wrestler who is making her debut , Carla Corvette , sounds like she is using her stripper name , but bravo to her for wanting to change her life & speaking of Carla , I can see her going to the ring on my monitor & stripper or wrestler , she does look good as heads to the ring wearing a red bikini top that is secured in back with a checkered flag fastener & has a smaller checkered flag in the front of her bikini in the midle , she has checkered wristbands , red short shorts with a checkered flag sash & checkered flag leggings over white boots , a rather sexy wrestling outfit , so she is at least dressed as a wrestler .
Once Carla enters the ring , she takes a seat on the top rope & then leans backwards , " OOH that's Hot " & as she leans back , she moves her hands in a circular pattern , doing a " Rev it Up " thing to get the crowd going as Ingrid makes her way to the ring as Carla leans back & is still sitting pretty as Ingrid enters the ring & once Ingrid is in the ring , Carla stands on the middle rope & does her " Rev it Up " 1 more time before jumping down onto her feet & does a quick stretch before the bell rings to start the match .
As Ingrid & Carla move at each other to lock it up , Ingrid moves back suddenly & does her own " Rev it Up " thing , asking Carla " what is this " as she copies Carla's hand gesture & makes Carla reply " I'm revving myself & the fans up for your ass kicking " but as soon as she finished replying , a clothesline from Ingrid drops Carla to the mat as Ingrid's question has her showing the classic naive new girl is distracted thing which allowed Ingrid to hit the Clothesline on Carla .
Ingrid brings Carla up by her hair & wastes no time in pulling her towards her & Clotheslining her down again & then brings her right back up , only to Clothesline her down a 3rd time where Carla lays on the mat winded as Ingrid shouts out " Hey Tatty , watch & learn " as she leans down & plants her shin across Carla's throat & chokes her , wanting to show Jule & Zule that she is worthy as Carla's checker flag legging clad legs kick wildly as 3 times , Ingrid chokes away at Carla until the ref is forced to give her the 5 count to break where she breaks before the 5 count , but quickly reapplies her shin over Carla's throat until after the 3rd break where she brings Carla up & drags her over to the ropes & chokes her over the top rope & by the time the ref nears the 5 count to break count , Carla is bouncing kind of limp as she has little air flow to work with right now & after breaking before the 5 count , Ingrid pulls hard on the ropes & sends Carla back down who right now probably is wishing she was working with a pole & not Ingrid .
Ingrid takes a break while scolding her partner who is not even here tonight , just happy that she is not here to cost them a match & after then taunting the fans , Ingrid attempts a Legdrop but misses as Carla was able to move from Ingrid's delay , but Carla shows how green she is as she is undecided on how to follow up & as Ingrid stands up , Carla attempts a Schoolgirl from behind , 1-2 & that's it as Ingrid kicks out strongly at 2 & gets to her feet quickly as well as Carla attempts a Dropkick , but Ingrid moves & Carla crashes & burns & her momentum is done just that quickly as Ingrid attempts a Legdrop again , this time she hits it though & Carla once again is in deep trouble .
Ingrid brings Carla up & gives her a big Bodyslam to the mat & as she does , I can see Carla's thigh tense up , she does look strong , but needs alot more ring time as even though Ingrid has been around for about 6 to 8 months , Ingrid is clearly ahead of her & brings her up quickly by the hair & Bodyslams her a 2nd time , then a 3rd time , then a 4th time as Carla's engine is on empty .
Ingrid has things well in control as she brings Carla up again & dumps her upside down on the top rope & charges in a nails Carla with a Tree of Woe , the force knocking Carla free & down onto the mat , but Ingrid quickly stands her up & with Carla standing rubberlegged , Ingrid pulls her down forward so Carla's chest impacts with Ingrid's knees , a Chestbreaker & as Carla then falls backwards , Ingrid is able to go behind her & follow up with a Backstabber as this time she drives her knees into the small of Carla's back & as Carla falls to the mat , Ingrid lays across her & hooks a leg & shouts out " Look Tatty , this is called a win " as the ref makes the 1-2-3 & to enjoy the moment , Ingrid holds the leg hook she has on Carla for a few extra secs before letting Carla's leg drop to the mat & Ingrid stands to enjoy the sensation of having her arm raised in victory again .
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Now that Team German Muscle has a victory in the bag from Ingrid's earlier victory over Carla Corvette , we are halway through the PPV now & Techno dance music plays as Cameron & Naomi go out to their own music & not the music people are used to hearing when they are with Brodus Clay in the WWE , so for you WWE fans out there with the ability to see this PPV , remember this music & you will know that the WWE will finally be letting Cameron & Naomi wrestle for a change , considering they will be going to 3 hrs of Raw every Monday now & really have NO EXCUSES for not having the Ladies on , but as they do when they are with Brodus , Cameron & Naomi are dancing up a storm , except this time , their sexy dancing will not be ruined by some 300 lb guy dancing with them & Cameron & Naomi dance their way all the way into the ring as they get a lukewarm reception as they are not your typical WWE Divas since they are trained wrestlers , but the WWE has not had them wrestle yet & don't forget , this is Munich , home of Jule & Zule , German Muscle , the SWF Ladies Tag Team Champions & this crowd will care less if Jule & Zule are Rulebreakers , they will be firmly behind the Hometown Heels so Cameron & Naomi better hope upon all hope they can wrestle as good as they dance .
Cameron & Naomi are still dancing as German Muscle's music plays & for the 1st time ever , the crowd goes nuts like Jule & Zule are 110% legends who are making an appearance as you can not hear any boos at all & the cheering finally ends the dancing of Cameron & Naomi who then talk with each other as the whole place erupts with " Jule & Zule " chants the entire time they make their way to the ring & once in it , they continue " Jule & Zule " but even louder as Jule & Zule play to the crowd , enjoying the moment until they are ready to kick some Funk A Dactyl ass .
The match is ready to begin & with Cameron & Naomi not really getting alot of ring time , the 2 talk it out & Naomi decides to go 1st for her team as Jule & Zule watch the 2 Ebony Babes high five & watch as Cameron begins to climb out of the ring & Jule & Zule can't believe what they see & go on the attack quickly as Naomi is busy watching Cameron leave the ring & looks up in time to see Jule & Zule on her & take quick control as they both boot her in her mid , doubling her over & quickly send her off the ropes & follow forward after whipping her & give her double kicks to her mid , doubling her over again & follow up with Double Kneelifts to Naomi's chest that puts her down as Cameron is confused at what is going on " Anything Goes - No DQ Sweetheart " Jule & Zule is quick to tell her & Cameron realizing the mistake , of course quickly enters the fray , but as sson as she is in the ring , Jule & Zule are on her & grab her by her arms & back her into the corner & hold her in place with their combined power as they give Cameron a serious workover in the corner with Chop to her chest , Knees to her chest & mid , & Punches into her mid as the " Jule & Zule " chants again ring out loudly around the arena .
Cameron gets the corner beatdown until Naomi is just back onto her feet & at that point , Jule & Zule whip Cameron hard right at her & Cameron crashes into her partner where the force makes them run together a few more inches backwards where they crash into the corner together & fall together as Naomi falls right onto Cameron & they both wriggle around to get free & it looks kind of sexual as the Funk a Dactyls just barely separate when Jule & Zule bring them up roughly by their hair & in tandem , Jule & Zule charge forward a bit with a good handful of hair & then toss Cameron & Naomi forward by their hair , giving them both Hair Beils that have them spinning around towards opposite corners as the fans cheer loudly .
Jule moves in on Cameron & Zule moves in on Naomi & they put them into dual Camel Clutches & shake them side to side as the " Jule & Zule " chants again rain down as Cameron & Naomi use their legs to kick away at air as Jule & Zule taunt them " what's the matter , you Divas not used to matches going longer than 45 seconds ? , your torture will be , so don't worry Sweeties " & after keeping the Funk a Dactyls in the Camel Clutch for a full min , Jule & Zule let them go , rolled them over & made the covers , 1-2- but no 3 as Jule & Zule lifted them up out of the pins , of course after what they just said , they were not going to end it that quickly now & with Cameron & Naomi offering no resistance at this point , Jule & Zule pushed them back over onto their fronts & now put them into dual Boston Crabs & bent the very flexible dancers to almost an insane angle , making Cameron & Naomi both instantly start to tap out furiously as the ref started to call for the bell .
Jule & Zule quickly released the Funk a Dactyls & quickly asked for the Mic from the Announcer & said " These people did not come here to see the Divas take the quick & easy way out by tapping , anybody can do that to save their asses , hell , tapping out means nothing , the person tapping couldv'e actully Dominated the entire match & the other person got lucky & was able to trap them in 1 move & the person had no choice to tap , we are the champs , we make our match rules & we don not accept their taps as our way of winning this match & since we can make the rules , Double Pin only right now is the only way to end this , let them tap all they want , now ref , this match is NOT OVER , what do you think Munich ? " the crowd of course wanted more & the ref had no choice in the matter anyway since Cameron & Naomi were moving & not KO'd & 100% helpless despite the fact they were at this time & restarted the match since Jule & Zule did not accept their victory .
How much of what was just heard by Cameron & Naomi were unknown , but Jule & Zule were able to quickly reapply the Boston Crabs & bend the Babes at the same awkward angles , making Cameron & Naomi quickly tap out again & again & again , but with " Pinfall only " now in effect the Taps meant nothing & Jule & Zule actually did not expend alot of energy using the Boston Crabs once Cameron & Naomi faded & it was only when they couldn't tap anymore than did Jule & Zule release them from the Crabs as " Jule & Zule " chants still rang out throughout the crowd .
Jule & Zule released the Divas when they got bored & just eyed the Ebony Beauties laying face down on the mat where they then placed a foot on the fine asses of the Good Girls in a victory pose as the chant of " Jule & Zule " changed to the clapping rythym thing of " German Muscle " & after soaking in the love for a change for 20 secs , Jule & Zule gave the Funk a Dactyls a little boot to their sides to put them on their backs where they lay at an awkward but sexy way as Jule & Zule then planted a foot on their chests as the ref moved in , 1-2- but no 3 as Jule & Zule removed their feet , not allowing the pin yet as they were having too much fun at this point to end it .
A Big Heavy Stomp by both Jule & Zule into the mids of Cameron & Naomi actually perked them back up & they knew they still in deep trouble as they were aching in pain as Jule & Zule brought them up by their hair & decided to show off their dancing skills while also adding some Humiliation to the Divas as they began to dance with them , holding them up as they danced & where the Funka Dactyls followed them around rubberlegged but made unwilling dance partners anyway , that was until Jule & Zule danced them near opposing corners & then danced forward & then changed the tune by whipping the Ebony Babes towards each other who crashed into each other & went down again due to the unplanned Slam Dance as Jule & Zule planted their feet on their chests again for the pin , but again removed their feet before the 3 count to keep it going .
Jule & Zule then soaked in the love again as the fans went from either " Jule & Zule " chants to the clapping " German Muscle " thing as they brought Naomi to her feet together & held her up by her arms as they brushed her hair for her to add some insult to injury a bit further before whipping her off the ropes & upon Naomi's return , Jule & Zule began the process of hitting 1 of their trademarks , The Double Backbreaker as they grabbed the returning Naomi & spun her around & dropped her back right perfectly right onto their waiting knees , as an extra loud cheer went up from Naomi's pain & after they pushed her off their knees , they brought up Cameron who lightly slapped at her tormentors as they brushed her hair also before sending her off the ropes & upon her return , the fans now began to get up onto their feet as Cameron was spun around & bent devastatingly over the knees of Jule & Zule & upon hitting the Double Backbreaker on her , the crowd went from standing to jumping in celebration as they displayed the dominated diva over their knees for a few extra secs before pushing her down onto the mat as the fans began to chant " 1 more time - 1 more time " & they responded by holding 1 finger up & nodding as they brought Naomi back up & whipped her again , how she stood & was able to be whipped was anyone's guess , but she again found herself being spun around & being bent wickedly over the knees of Jule & Zule as the crowd continued to celebrate & after they pushed her off " 1 more time " was heard again & they complied by bringing Cameron up 1 more time & brushed her hair again & when satisfied they could whip her , they did & gave her a 2nd Double Backbreaker on her return as the fans cheered wildly .
Instead of pushing Cameron off their knees , Jule got up as Zule pulled Cameron squarely onto her knee & held her as Jule dragged Naomi up & dragged her over Cameron & slowly positioned her so Naomi was laying on Cameron & both were now spread over Zule's knee as Jule then sat on the Ebony Babes & posed cockily as some pics were taken & then after Jule stood , she got down & put her knee out where Zule showed her power by shoving Cameron & Naomi over onto Jule's knee , making the transition so Naomi's mid was on Jule's knee & Cameron was stacked on her as Zule took a cocky seat & posed as the fans were loving it until their viewing pleasure was interupted by the site of Marianna & Valerie , who were their scheduled opponents came out & it seemed would be their opponents tomorrow night now to try to assist the helpless Funk a Dactyls as they came to the arena straight from the airport & apparantly arrived as Jule & Zule were dancing with Cameron & Naomi to humiliate them & upon seeing Marianna & Valerie , Jule & Zule quickly stopped smiling & dumped their victims to the mat & got up & stood at the ring ropes & eyed Marianna & Valerie for a min as the 4 ladies exchanged glances & finger pointing .
Jule & Zule then screamed out " This will be you Tomorrow " as they grabbed at Naomi & split her apart by her arms & legs while sticking their feet in her ribs as they applied the German Stretch on Naomi & then screamed out " Take this Marianna " & they jumped & pulled hard , finishing off Naomi with their German Bomb move & then they moved over to Cameron & quickly had her in the German Stretch for quick spell of pain before yelling out " Take this Valerie " as they then wiped out Cameron with their German Bomb & then Jule & Zule positioned Naomi & Cameron so they were side by side with their feet pointing in the direction of where Marianna & Valerie were standing & just knealt over them & placed a pinky on the foreheads of the divas where the fans continued to show Jule & Zule their support as shouts of " 1-2-3 " were heard as the ref made the 1-2-3 & after having their arms raised in victory , Marianna & Valerie slowly went to the ring to tend to Naomi & Cameron as Jule & Zule slowly left the ring & the 2 teams exchanged ill intented glances the entire time as Marianna & Valerie entered the ring & tended to Naomi & Cameron as Jule & Zule made their way to the ramp as the fans still shouted out " Jule & Zule " until they left , leaving alot of tension for now tomorrow night's Tag Title match .
I personally would love to say this night ended perfectly , but unfortunatley , there was 1 major hiccup as Maritza Martini defeated Monster Nakano to stay the Ladies Champion , tomorrow should be interesting .
