FAMILY REUNION...GONE WRONG!
How the two female members of the Bundy 'family' quarreled about melons, apples, and other juicy thingsBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyActress
Christina Applegate felt very much insulted during a meeting with former co-star
Katey Sagal which was scheduled to discuss a 'Bundy Family Reunion' TV show, planned for A2Z Television.
Soon after the two women met backstage at A2Z Studios Katey (66) suggested to Christina (48): 'Good for you we haven't met for a boobs on boobs squashing competition...you know, when melons fight apples, the apples always get crushed to a pulp.' Katey stepped up close to the eighteen years younger, shorter woman jiggling her impressive bust up and down in her cupped hands, viciously smiling down at Christina.
Christina shot a glance up at Katey which was very much like a poisoned arrow. The next moment, she hissed at her venomously, 'You...fat...old hag! Those saggy, hanging udders of yours? My two beautiful firm girls would pancake them so that you won't recognise them again!'
The verbal battle between them went on for a while; finally, both ladies came to the conclusion that only a beauty competition, arm wrestling, boob vs boob battle, and match in the wrestling ring could settle their quarrel.
KATEY SAGAL: 66 years, 5'9", 66 kg, 34C
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE: 48 years, 5'5", 55 kg, 32C
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