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General Category => Catfight Connection => Topic started by: Dionysus on October 26, 2010, 01:22:11 AM

Title: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: Dionysus on October 26, 2010, 01:22:11 AM

One rather spiffing chap with a rather impressive large bushy moustache from England, willing to view altercations of any type between busty attractive jaunty trollops. Will pay a fee of precisely £4.80 + bus fare and supply unlimited amounts of Battenberg cake plus a nice cup of tea as payment. If interested, please contact my Aunty Mavis on 020 7837 7324, (before 9pm).

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: Brit_Brat1 on October 26, 2010, 07:48:23 AM

Quote from: Dionysus on October 26, 2010, 01:22:11 AM

One rather spiffing chap with a rather impressive large bushy moustache from England, willing to view altercations of any type between busty attractive jaunty trollops. Will pay a fee of precisely £4.80 + bus fare and supply unlimited amounts of Battenberg cake plus a nice cup of tea as payment. If interested, please contact my Aunty Mavis on 020 7837 7324, (before 9pm).

Unlimited supply of battenberg cake and just one cup of tea? No deal! Shame I didnt see this until after 9pm as Iam sure I could have negotiated five cups of tea.......... I am rather expensive on sugar tho, three spoons in every cup

Now the £4.80 + bus fare? What about train fare instead? The money sounds good but the travelling......... A first class ticket to London with unlimited underground now that would be a deal. Room for negotiation?

Brit

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: Brit_Brat1 on October 27, 2010, 12:44:51 AM

Lol yeah wot KC said

the cost has gone up to £4.85p and rising by 5p per day!

Aunty Mavis will just have to cut back on her dolly mixtures to pay for it!

Brit 

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: joe_brown on October 27, 2010, 03:49:10 AM

Quote from: Brit_Brat1 on October 27, 2010, 12:44:51 AM

Lol yeah wot KC said

the cost has gone up to £4.85p and rising by 5p per day!

Aunty Mavis will just have to cut back on her dolly mixtures to pay for it!

Brit  

How about £4.90 and lashings of ginger beer?

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: Brit_Brat1 on October 27, 2010, 09:14:54 AM

Wow,

The offers are raising, £4.90 plus lashings of ginger beer! mmmmmm but what about the train ticket, unlimited underground and the battenburg cake? and just as an added extra, enticement just one bar of galaxy chocolate........ I would die for that!

Brit

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: joe_brown on October 27, 2010, 12:56:46 PM

Quote from: Brit_Brat1 on October 27, 2010, 09:14:54 AM

Wow,

The offers are raising, £4.90 plus lashings of ginger beer! mmmmmm but what about the train ticket, unlimited underground and the battenburg cake? and just as an added extra, enticement just one bar of galaxy chocolate........ I would die for that!

Brit

Deal!

Title: Re: Jaunty trollops wanted.
Post by: Brit_Brat1 on October 28, 2010, 09:14:38 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhh the temptation!!!!!!

I really will hafta book a day in my diary its getting better by the day :D ...... betta than going to the Queen's tea party :)......... just dont forget the battenburg cake

Brit