Keira Knightley (29) has challenged Alexa Chung (31) to an armwrestling match. However, Alexa has made it known to her that with this alone she won't be satisfied: 'OMG, you poor little waif! Of course I'll armwrestle you if you need your paper thin little hands crushed! But are you brave enough to step into a ring with me and face me for a real wrestling match?'
Keira doesn't think this to be much of a threat to her: 'Oh, wow, that's more than I hoped for from you, cute little skeleton!'
Alexa laughs: 'Skeleton?? You've got the nerve to call me that, you starved, emaciated little girl?'
Keira keeps teasing Alexa: 'Look at yourself, what are you anyway? Are you sure you're a woman?'
Alexa: 'I'll show you how much of a woman I am, you scary example of malnutrition!'
Keira: 'You've got such a big mouth, be careful that you don't swallow that tiny rest of you with it!'
Alexa: 'Oh, shut up, you pathetic heap of small bones!'
Keira: 'When I'm finished with you you won't have a bone left which isn't broken in halves, skinny goat!' ...
Keira Knightley: 29 years, 5'7", 54kg, cup A
Alexa Chung: 31 years, 5'8", 56kg, cup B
