I walked in the pouring rain, stepping in a puddle that was much deeper than I had first thought, the holes in my shoes soaking in the bone chilling water. Not owning a car, living at home with my mom, and not having much money wasn’t the best combination for a guy in his early twenties. So like every Friday night, I found myself walking to the comic book store to grab some weekend reading material, and maybe grab a few 40 ouncers of Olde English from the gas station. This fucking rain was pissing me off and I quickened my pace, my sock now sopping wet and my shoe sloshing with each step I took…these fucking comics better be good this week. The run down comic shop was just ahead, now sprinting, my mood turned even more miserable as the Wizard’s Emporium was totally dark.
Fuck! Bang, bang, bang. I pounded on the door, where the hell was Frank the owner? Bang, bang, bang. Three kicks had the door shaking like it was going to go down. Finally a light flipped on in the back room, I knew good old Frank wouldn’t let me down! The rain hammered down on my head now totally soaking me, and after what seemed like an hour the main display area lit up. About time! The door swung open, and there filling the frame was someone other than Frank. Who the fuck was this dude?
“What do you want…we ain’t open for business yet…I am still setting up shop!” The overly round, bald elderly man snarled. Wearing a Rolling Stones T shirt that was 4 sizes to small for his bulging gut, his man boobs bounced as he swung his arms up and down, “I said what do you want boy!”
“Where’s Frank…I need to get some new comics…Dude let me in out of the rain for fucks sake!”
The rolls on his chin jiggled, the side of his mouth opening slowly exposing his yellow teeth that had a chunk of food stuck in his gums, “Frank…oh no he’s not here anymore. I own the place now, and this ain’t a comic book store any more…oh no this is the Adult Emporium…and I am the finest purveyor of hard to find, rare, unique and unreleased DVD’s and Blu Rays!”
“DVD’s and Blu Ray’s….dude it’s 2016 and there is this new thing called the internet…if someone wants porn they open their laptop! You are going to be out of business in a week!
There was that smile, yellow teeth glistening in the light, “Ohhh noooo…not at the Adult Emporium…the things I have I can assure you aren’t on the Internet, in fact hardly anyone else has seen what I have to offer my customers…I have special…let’s say connections!”
“Dude…I just want comic books bro…the things you have are useless…I can Google any of this crap and…and where is your inventory?” I asked in shock, the realization that the store was almost empty save a few small tables. Each table maybe had 3 or 4 movie cases on them.
Rubbing his hands together feverishly, “Ahhhh…but you’re clearly wrong in that regard, like I said a moment ago…my movies are special…most of them never having been released to the public.”
“You have like 30 movies here…at 10 or 20 bucks a movie even if you sell them all you can’t make enough money to buy a burger at McDonalds!”
“Again you are wrong….for my movies don’t have a cash value…I am a barterer often trading for what I require in return!”
I laughed, “Barter…like you want me to trade you something?” What the fuck was this guy thinking?
“Yes…for instance tell me what turns you on?”
This got real weird, reeaaaalll fast, “Dude what the hell is wrong with you bro! I just wanted a few comic books to get me through the weekend…not to tell you my fantasy you sicko!”
“I only ask so I can show you the rarity of my merchandise! Please humor me for a moment and prepare to be amazed!” The fat man exclaimed with a bow, the lard ass almost tripped forward.
What fuck did I have to lose? “Well…I guess…I guess if I had to pick a turn on it would be hot chicks in catfights!” Let this joker find a movie that I haven’t seen before. Joke is going to be on him because when you live in moms basement you have a good 6 to 8 hours a day to watch porn on the internet…and there ain’t a catfight I haven’t seen!
“Ahhhh catfights, foxy boxing, hair pulling etc etc etc….hmmmm!” Waddle, waddle, waddle he stumbled to the first table, then not finding what he was looking for went to the next. The process went on and on until he held up a thick bundle, “Ahhhhh yes! A ten pack of catfights on Blu Ray that I assure you Karsa that even you have never witnessed, nor even heard of!”
“Doubtful amigo! I am a member at all the catfight sites, and hack into shit like it’s my job! I bet I seen all of them…at best you got one in the ten I ain’t seen!” Wait, how did this fat fuck know my name?
His eyes widened and he waddled to the front door, locking it behind him. “Karsa this here, yes…this is quiet a treasure of unreleased and unseen footage!” He placed the bundle on the table in front of me and unwrapped it. My eyes grew wide as I glanced down at the covers of the Blu Ray cases…holy fuck! I felt my heart start pounding, and a tingling in my cock. My eyes scanned all ten cases, the pictures on the front of the Blu Ray’s not looking like any fight I had seen before. He flipped one over showing me each Blu Ray had a short description of the match on the back of the case. My hands were sweating as I grabbed the first Blu Ray case starring open mouthed at the two Goddesses’ on the front cover.
LINGERIE SHOOT
Decked out in lingerie, the bleached blonde and sandy blonde haired beauties looked mouth watering, and the tension was quickly escalating. The photo shoot had been going on for a few hours, and the comments between the two busty Goddesses were getting cattier with each passing second. When the photographer leaves the room, the unfiltered insults fly back and forth, and the girls get physical. Starting with a shove, followed by a two handed push, the catfight erupted and the days pent up anger spilled out like a geyser bursting. Luckily the video camera was still running and all the incredible action was caught on film as Emma and Leah went at it. There was no love lost between these two, and the girls tore into one another, both going for the others long hair. Screams fill the air and the girls go around the room wildly engaged in an all out hair pulling war. Standing eye to eye, both hands tightly wrapped in the other’s hair, the girls went wild yanking and pulling around the room. Neither warrior backed down, the hellcats putting everything they had into pulling the others hair out. The war waged on, and soon strands of bleached blonde and sandy blonde hair begin covering the floor as the two gals held nothing back. After almost two minutes of non-stop hair pulling, punches began flying looking to turn the tide of the battle. Now their incredible bodies were being hammered with blows, the girls trading back and forth closed fisted shots. Stomach, ribs, and breasts were hammered, and it didn’t take long for one sexy combatant long to lore her bra as they continued to swing wildly away at one another. Both fake titted beauties then turned their attention to the others chest, and now both topless the hellcats began grabbing, clawing, and scratching at each other’s fleshy orbs. Unable to take the painful breast attack, one gal’s balled up fist smashes into the other beauties face. The punch to the nose turned the tide of the catfight for good as the staggered beauty broke off her attack screaming in pain. The other wild cat didn’t stop the beating, and the aching Goddess’s face was blistered with closed fisted punches. A few more strands of hair were pulled out of the sobbing hottie and the loser’s lower lip was busted open by a nasty right cross, leaving the limp beauty lifelessly sprawled on the floor left in her thigh highs and thong. Fans of two of the hottest woman in lingerie catfighting will want to check this one out as the loser looks oh so sexy in defeat!
CHARITY MATCH GONE WRONG – A FACIAL
Beauty pageant winner Christy gets far more than she bargains for at the local State Fair entering what was supposed to be a scripted wrestling match for charity. The blonde with the face of a model, the body of a Centerfold, and the personality of a diva goes one on one with a psycho in black in a match that goes awry from what was supposed to be a scripted plan. Beth, having a lot of in ring experience, didn’t hold back on any of the wrestling moves she administered. The wild brunette took it to the blonde from the bell and began beating the blonde senseless and kicking her ass around the ring, painfully executing skilled move after skilled move on the tiny beauty. Christy was powerbombed, body slammed, suplexed, and had her body methodically taken apart by the veteran. Smacks to the face, elbows to the tits, and fists to the stomach were more than the blonde could take. Pain filled her tiny frame and the blonde had little left in the tank when she was put in a camel clutch, the busty babe screaming her submission again and again. The ref did little as the psycho Beth turns up the damaging camel clutch sliding the blonde’s arms over her knees. With both hands free, Beth begins ripping away and gouging Christy’s China doll face attempting to mar her good looks. Nails ranking across Christy’s skin, the blonde screams as her cheeks are being scratched painfully. The psycho’s nails gouge up and down raking the blonde’s skin, her nails leaving red welts and scratch marks covering the beauties face. Changing tactics, the in charge wrestlers fingers begin prying apart the blonde’s mouth, the sick brunette was out to make a statement against the beauty pageant winner. Once the camel clutch is broken, things get no better as poor Christy is then stripped naked in front of the sold out Fair audience. With D Cup breasts and a neatly trimmed bush, fans are screaming seeing the helpless hottie dominated. More power moves are executed, as the now naked babe is body slammed again and again in the center of the ring. Christy’s impressive breasts quiver, the babe left spread eagle gasping in pain. Yanked to her feet by her hair, the crying blonde could do little as her tiny body was paraded around the ring, fans snapping pictures of her exposed breasts as she was walked from side to side held in a Full Nelson. Fans of a blonde beauty getting beaten for real won’t want to miss this slaughter!
HAIR TODAY…GONE TOMMOROW
This wild catfight is captured backstage at a strip club and definitely doesn’t disappoint. Petra debuted at the strip club and was instantly an audience favorite, with 36D tits, long golden blonde hair, a tiny waist and a picture perfect face it was easy to see why the other strippers hated her. June, a veteran dancer at the club, has had just about enough of the new busty slut, the bleached blonde bimbo stealing all the guys’ attention and getting all the lap dances. About to go on stage, Petra was dressed in 6 inched black-heeled boots, black thigh highs, and matching black bra and thong, but was cut off as June stood blocking the doorway from the dressing room. June got in Petra’s face, her tiny tits brushing against Petra’s much bigger melons, the brunette bumped forward screaming at the blonde. Petra didn’t back down, the blonde stood her ground and in seconds a catfight explodes and the girls went to the ground ripping away at one other’s long locks. Screams fill the dressing room, the girls wildly tugging and yanking away at each other’s wild manes. Strands of blonde and brown hair are yanked free and the wild action goes back and forth, the other strippers watch in awe as the fight turns really violent really fast. Punches hammer into faces, tits are gouged, and faces scratched as the two strippers are hell bent on fucking one another up. After almost two minutes of furious fighting the fight becomes one sided and one girl totally takes control of the action. The brutality is shocking as one girl is pinned to the floor and her face is used like a punching bag, the other girl not stopping until her hands can’t take any more. Now topless, and with clumps of her hair ripped out, the beaten beauty is dragged out the backstage door of the club, her beautiful face used like a battering ram to smash the door wide open. The attacker pulls the beaten gal up by her long locks where three other strippers get in on the action clearly jealous of the loser’s good looks and bitchy personality. Kicks, stomps, and punches all hammer into the losing girl until she is beaten senseless and then the ultimate humiliation is done to her as one of the strippers comes out with an electric shaver. Held down by two gals, the sobbing stunner has her head shaved bald ensuring she won’t be dancing at the strip club ever again.
SLING SHOT SET UP
Spring Break catfights are always fantasized about, and rarely seen yet somehow this classic was caught on film. Coming back from the pool wearing a one piece spaghetti strap sling shot thong bikini Renee had no idea there was someone following her to her hotel room. Pissed off Pam jams the door open behind Renee, and forces her way into Renee’s room shoving the brunette stumbling forward. Renee had one to many cocktails at the pool, and the guy’s girlfriend that she was hitting on was now inside her room with her. Before the beautiful brunette could get a word out her face is crushed with a knuckle sandwich. The brunette spun on her heeled shoes, when Pam’s bigger frame drove the beauty face first into the wall. Renee screamed as her face exploded with pain, and down to the ground she went. Pam was furious and latched onto the back of the thin straps, pulling and yanking away like a wild woman tugging at the string. Renee shrieked in pain, the material digging into her suddenly aching crotch. Her fake tits almost pop out of the tiny bikini, her torso jostled back and forth, the attacking woman with a death grip on the slinky material. The red bikini bottom is tightly wedged into Renee’s crotch and the brunette can only wail in pain as she is violently lifted upward. Screaming, Renee frantically paws at the string, but her attacker stood over her working the elastic material deeper into her abused crotch. The brunette begs for release but gets no reprieve from the pain, her attacker pulling and yanking away at the material unsuccessful in her efforts to snap the swimsuit. Renee tries fighting back, but a few punches to the head slow the brunette babe down. After almost a minute, the material snaps, leaving Renee naked, save her heeled shoes. Renee tries to scramble to her feet, but Pam goes on the offensive again, hammering away with flying punches. Renee’s beautiful face is crushed, and Pam pounds away at the beauty knocking her around the hotel room. When the brutal beating is done Pam screams at Renee about hitting on other girls men, and takes her sling shot bikini as a trophy. Poor Renee is forced to spend the rest of her spring break in her hotel room recovering from the ass kicking she underwent.
FOXY BOXING - BOXED OUT FOR THE NIGHT
Boxing fans are surly going to love this classic lingerie clad bout featuring a busty Swedish stunner, Natacha going up against a taller and much more skilled competitor Victoria. Having no background in boxing, busty Natacha tries relying on her speed, but it’s not long before the punches start hammering into her incredible body. The beauties tits are used like punching bags, her model like face blasted with hooks and jabs and the Swedish Centerfold spends the first round on the defensive or lying on the mat. Round two is a carbon copy of the first, and poor Natacha should have stayed on the canvas as the heartthrob spent more time getting her face and midsection blasted. The Swedish stunner looked drunk stumbling around the ring, using the ropes for support as her body was hammered, the ref doing little to stop the beat down. Clearly, Victoria’s power is too much and things begin to get out of hand, and the third round is one of the more brutal displays witnessed in foxy boxing. In way over her head, Natacha’s face was brutalized by an onslaught of punches, and by the end of the round her angelic face is swollen and battered. Round 4 is when all hell breaks loose and the gloves come off – at least for Victoria who dominates the Swedish stunner in a full minute and a half of a wild catfight. Natacha screams and shrieks, strands of blonde hair litter the mat as the ref let Victoria beat the shit out of the Swedish stunner. Victoria drags the Swedish stunner around the ring like a dog ripping away at her bleached blonde locks, while hammering her body with fists. The round comes to a close and Natacha was left a sobbing mess crying on the canvas. The fifth and final round goes right back to catfighting, still gloveless Victoria goes on attack and Natacha never made it to her feet. The blonde getting dominated, her bra ripped off, her tits hammered, and her model like face busted up. The bell rings to end the fight, but Victoria chooses not to stop the brutal beat down, ripping the blonde around the ring, leaving more clumps of long golden locks in her passing. Natacha was sprawled spread eagle in the center of the ring, and Victoria straddled her waist going to work on rearranging the Swede’s once beautiful face. This one ends horribly for the former model and fans will need to see it to believe how badly it turns out for poor Natacha as the after fight last almost as long as the match!
FUCKED LIKE A DOG
Black vs. Blonde, and what a sexy contrast between fighters, making this match a classic for fans of interracial domination and one-sided action. Ultra busty, bleached blonde heart stopper Page is in way over her head and is almost immediately stripped from her lingerie, and dominated from the word go. A Playmate in the making, the blonde should have stuck to modeling rather than enter this horrific slaughter. Attacking at the bell, Mona takes the fight to the blonde, yanking her around by her long bleach blonde hair and shaking the busty babe around. Mona shows no remorse as she hammers away at the blonde’s body, targeting the twin towers of silicone. Barely able to block a punch, Page’s body is hit again and again, the sexy blonde moaning and groaning in response to the pulverizing punches. Never having experienced pain like this, Page is on the defensive the entire match and finds herself getting beaten like a drum. Mona is almost sadistic in the beating she dishes out as the blonde tried submitting time and again but the black woman never stops the abuse. Gouging her breasts, squeezing and scratching Mona wages war on poor Page’s fake mammaries and the blonde can only cry in anguish. After taking a pounding, Page is in for a finish that neither she nor the viewers will ever forget as Mona comes back with a huge strap on dildo. Page’s eyes go wide, but the battered blonde is helpless to stop the black woman’s sexual advances, the blonde on the receiving end on the big thick shaft. Fucked again and again, and then taken doggystyle with her hair pulled the entire time, the blonde Goddess is sexually dominated into orgasm not once but twice. A must see for any one with a pulse!
MISTRESS NO LONGER
Lisa had a feeling her man was fucking around behind her back and the brunette set up a few hidden cameras in her house. A few hours after she pretended to go to work, the brunette watched the cameras capturing a stunning blonde beauty enter her bedroom dressed in little more thank clack lingerie. Blood boiling, the pissed off brunette charges into her home to find her man in bed with Cindy, a bleached blonde fake titted tramp. Lisa shows neither her man nor Cindy any remorse and the brunette goes on an ass-kicking rampage. Cindy’s bra is ripped from her body, exposing her silicone enhanced D cup melons, but that would be the least of the blonde’s problems as Lisa destroys the home wrecker teaching her a lesson she would never forget. The brunette went wild beating Cindy from room to room of her house leaving a trail of broken items in her passing. The home wrecking blonde never had a chance as her face was used to make a few dents in the plaster walls. After beating the blonde beauty senseless the brunette decide to leave the tramp with something to permanently remember her by. Grabbing a sharpened spiked ring from her pocket, the brunette throws her wedding ring at her husband and slides the new one over her middle finger. Using it as a weapon, Lisa mauls Cindy’s tits leaving gouges and huge scratches down both of her prized breasts. The blonde is crying like a baby, but her sobs are soon cut short as the enraged brunette’s fist thuds into the beauties face. Poor Cindy’s angelic face is wailed upon and after taking punch after punch, the busty babe’s eyes are swelling shut, her cheeks lumpy, and nose trickling blood. Ready for the coup de gras the brunette placed the spike from her ring on the blonde’s swollen cheek and violent rakes it right across her right cheek leaving a huge 3 inch long gash that the blonde would see every time she looked in a mirror.
NIGHTY NIGHT
Blonde vs brunette in a wild catfight that breaks out backstage at a bikini contest that starts out hot and gets hotter. Big titted blonde Goddess Kim was flaunting her D cupped melons around in front of Rachel’s man and the brunette had more than enough. Winning the bikini contest added more fuel to the fire, and Rachel began making nasty comments about Kim fucking the judges. Starting with a smack across the face, the action intensifies in a hurry as the blonde doesn’t back down and returns a smack firing across Rachel’s face. Back and forth the battle goes, the blonde and the brunette wage an all out war on one another really trying to inflict some damage as the slaps become punches. Suddenly, hair is pulled, tits are grabbed and even more wild punches are thrown leaving both girls wounded and aching. Neither girl gives an inch, and back and forth they go, yanking with one hand and punching out with the other. Both gals trade wild punches blasting into each other’s stomachs and midsections. A sudden simple twist of the ankle instantly turns the tide of the fight and one unlucky beauty goes down screaming in pain. The other girl is quick to capitalize violently kneeing the fallen beauty in the face again and again. The downed beauty’s hair is pulled and her nose is blasted again and again by the attackers knee. Finally to weak to fight back, the beaten babe slumps down on all fours and the now in control girl slaps a choke on the fallen beauty, sliding her arm around her neck that eventually sends her to dream land. Passing out proves to be costly as the unconscious beauty is then stripped and tied up with her own bikini top. To complete the humiliation, the loser’s thong is jammed into her mouth leaving her tied up and naked where the winner drags the beaten gal from the backstage area and displays the now naked beauties body out to the crowd.
MAMMARY MAULER
An apartment catfight in bikinis that quickly becomes an interracial domination match between a beautiful young busty blonde and a muscular black Amazon. Liz is making her debut to the catfighting world and starts the match in a leopard thong bikini, but the blonde doesn’t wear it for long. The black warrior starts the match in control and has no problem wearing down the tiny woman who did little more than run around the apartment. A few punches to the stomach slow the blonde cutie down and Beth targets the blonde’s top ripping it away in one quick swipe. Big black Beth has no problem subduing the much more inexperienced beauty in painful submission holds listening to the helpless hottie scream. The fight was over almost as quickly as it began, but the blonde was forced to endure hold after hold, with each painful move accompanied by tit mauling. The one sided beating went on and on, and the black woman’s entire focus seemed to be destroying the young beauties tits. Hunched over in a side headlock, Beth’s free hand ravaged the blonde’s tits, scratching and gouging her sore mammaries. Trapped with arms against her body, held against the floor in a schoolgirl pin, Beth’s fists thudded down into poor Liz’s breasts. Crying, screaming, and begging were the theme of the short fight as Liz’s breasts were destroyed. Fans of boob pounding, breast mauling, and good ole fashion titty twisters are not going to want to miss this!
PORN STARS RETIREMENT
Crissy Moran retired from the porn scene but no one knew why…until now. Here is the video of Crissy’s last scene in the business and it’s anything but porn. Crissy, dressed in black lingerie, was doing a scene with an unknown brunette when things went terribly wrong for the brunette. Instead of a lesbian scene between two sexy girls, a wild catfight broke out and Crissy was on the receiving end of a bad beat down. The sexy brunette was thrown on the bed, and the crazy woman’s mouth clamped down on her breast, the attackers free hand began gouging away at Crissy’s crotch. Crissy wildly shrieked while her right breast was eaten like a drumstick, her nipple almost chewed off, the sexy brunette punching away at the crazy woman. Breaking free, the brunette tried to get away but never could, and the unknown woman continued beating her senseless. The fight raged on across the bedroom, and everything seemed to be used as a weapon against poor Crissy. Fingernails raked her pussy savagely, the brunette shrieking in agony as the torment went on and on. Crissy’s face slammed into the wall, was banged against a night stand and a glass lamp shattered on her head busting her forehead wide open. Crissy’s tits were ravaged, her already raw right breast stuffed inside a dresser door and repeatedly slammed, the implant going flat and possibly rupturing. This unedited film shows the beat down in its entirety and fans wondering what happened to the porn star will surely want to check this one out as it’s the last time the hottie was seen in film.
I put down the last Blu Ray case, my cock rock hard from the excitement…I hadn’t seen any of these fights! Holy shit! “How…where…where did you get these?” I looked around the store…where the hell did he go? “Hello…where are you?” I yelled out, just now noticing the back room light was off. What the fuck? I looked around and all the other tables had no Blu Rays anywhere…what was going on. I grabbed the treasured ten pack, scooping them up and yelled out again, “Where did you go…what’s going on?” No response. I scanned the now deserted room, knowing I had to have these! Clutching the ten pack I hurried into the back room, it was totally empty, no signs of anyone having been here at all. I looked down at the Blu Rays I was holding trying to piece together what happened while I was zoning out reading each ones description. Stacked together I suddenly noticed a sheet of paper sticking out of the Blu Rays. I grabbed it and unfolded it,
A DEBT OWED KARSA
A DEBT WHICH I WILL COLLECT UPON
A BARTER IF YOU WILL
ENJOY THESE FOR NOW
My skin had goose bumps as I ran from the store. What the fuck just happened in there, I couldn’t explain any of it, but I looked down at my hands that held the Blu Rays. I was shaking as I ran as fast as I could, half scared, and more than excited to get these gems home and into my Blu Ray player to watch!
