I'm surprised that nobody in this forum has latched on to the latest cattiness coming from the Trump family, namely Wife #1 (Ivana) referring to herself the real first lady, and the subsequent response from the current First Lady, Melania. The fact that Melania has ignored the pettiest criticism from the press, but chose to fire back at Ivana speaks volumes about what's important.
Kind of reminds me of the classic exchange between ex-wife, Suzanne Pleshette and new, young wife Rosanna Arquette in the made-for-TV movie, One Cooks, the Other Doesn't.
Pleshette (Wife #1) - "He used to call me 'Lovey Toes."
Arquette (Young Wife #2) - "You mean that you were Lovey Toes too?"
Pleshette - "No darling, I'm Love Toes One; You're Lovey Toes Two."
No doubt the Donald is eating this up. I can hardly wait for his latest Tweet on this high priority issue.