2018, BACK WITH DAVID AND KYLIE
During the second half of 2017, Karen moved away to New Hampshire and started divorce proceedings with David, but there was very little left for them to fight about: some Dell Computer deferred comp of David's, the proceeds from the house David and Karen shared which David sold after he and Kylie moved into my Framingham place, and Kylie's 529 college savings which we all knew would never get used for their originally intended purpose but which don't need to be cashed out until Kylie turns 30.
David and I got sexually reacquainted, which was absolutely divine once he dropped his pride and started taking his Viagra regularly. But what I enjoyed even more than that was spooning with Kylie, the two of us naked in bed, my chest facing her back, my arms wrapped around feeling her 20-something breasts, my nose in her long, straight, thick blonde hair, which was getting 2 or 3 shades lighter every year.
One warmer-than-usual January night in 2018 (New England's winter weather was odd in 2017-18: January and February were quite mild, but then we had 5 Nor'easters in March and April), Kylie and I were spooning in her bed, talking about my fight with Karen that won me back my family.
K: What was it like getting bit that many times by Karen?
D: Hey, wait a minute?!? I bit her way more than she bit me! Why don't you ask about that, baby?
K: Oh, I .... I know, you totally won the fight .... all's I meant was ... who .... escalated the fight that far? Did you hurt her so bad because she bit you?
D: Well, to be fair ... our fight had .... our entire relationship had ... been escalating .... or at least brewing .... for 10 years .... we kind of put our differences aside ... ignored them, squashed them, whatever .... but we never accepted each others' roles ... she thought the ex-wife gets married, turns lesbian, whatever it takes to go away .... and I wasn't sticking around to be a pain in her ass, trust me, I'm not that insecure or contrary ... I was living my own life ... butbif part of living thst life involves you and David .... like, if that just ORGANICALLY happens .... then she needs to deal with it .... and couldn't ... and, what's so funny?!?
K: Mmmmmm ... Mom .... did you say ORGANICALLY or ORGASMICALLY
D: Ok, well, given that I didn't even know ORGASMICALLY is a word, I couldn't have meant that .... snd are we having a silly conversation or a serious one??
K: Mmmmmm ... that's what I loved about the... hate .... between you and Karen at the end .... it was so raw, I just loved .... watching it .... feeling it .... the tension ... just waiting for things between you and her to .... explode, I guess...
D: Who did you think would win?
K: I thought ... knew ... you would win Mom .... but you scared me ... the middle fight you and her had ... the second one ... when she won ...
D: How DID she learn to fight like that?? Was she practicing??
K: With my friends ... when we'd be with her, drinkin', smokin', whatever ... She'd pick out a girl and asked if they wanted to go a round with her ....
D: Any other ways? Or just your friends?
K: Just my friends .... that's all I know of, at least .....
D: Dif you watch the fights? How were they?
K: Well, if the girl she picked had just been smokin' weed .... pretty bad .... But if the girl she picked had just been DRINKIN' .... the, Pretty. Damn. Awesome.
D: Like, ... what? Punchin' Hairpullin'
K: Punchin'. Blood. Kickin' . More blood. Scratchin'. More blood. Vicious.
D: Did you get turned on watching?
K: If I liked the other girl? Hell yeah.
D: What did you like better? Karen winnin' or losin'.
K: As she get better at it? Winnin'. Then, when she got cocky at it? Well, then I just wanted a long fight.
D: Let me guess ... long enough to cum.
K: Basically. Just like fuckin', right??
D: Right. Or ... spooning?
K: Maybe.
D: Show me.
K: Show you what?
D: How long is .... enough.
K: Keep rubbin' like that for two more minutes.
D: Here??
K: Higher ...and faster .... and harder.
D: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
K: Yesyesyes yes yes yes....
D: aasDCcfgdaaahg.jg.j?!$#?&@!
To be continued.....