[sinclairfan]

Setting:  September 1983.  No cellphones, no internet, no Facebook.

The only way to stay in touch was by word of mouth.  From a communications technology perspective, it might as have been 1283.

Pamela, Stephanie, and Angela are all 43 years old and are all school mom's at an exclusive New Hampshire Catholic School.

All 3 are MILFs.  They're vain about their looks.

Or, in Stephanie's case .... she WAS.  Her husband got a job transfer to Ohio.  And Stephanie has moved away.  Pamela hasn't heard--she spent all summer on Cape Cod.

She drops by Angela"s to get caught up on the news.

P:  Angela, ..... , I'm having trouble processing this.  Did Stephanie know she was moving in May?  Before school let out for the summer?

A: Well, I suppose she could have been playing coy with us.  Her kids must be mortified at having to move at that age.

P:  But .... but she didn't trust us to keep the secret???  I don't understand, Angela [becoming agitated] .....

A:  Ok, Pammie, Pammie, ... I need you to calm down .... you're semi-hysterical ..... I know the 3 of us were like ghe 3 Musketeers .....

P: [chuckles]

A:.... Remember calling ourselves that? ....

P: Actually, I think it was one of the bitch cheerleader Mom's who called us that ....

A: .... whatever ....if they did, they were jealous .....

P .... bitches.....

A: Anyways,.... what are you gonna do, right?  C'est la vie.

P: I suppose.... but ....

A: But, what?  Pam, you're getting that look.

P:  What look?

A:  Your trouble-maker look.  Are you gonna tell me what has you in hysterics.

P:  Well, it's just .... did she leave you a number?  A forwarding address?

A: [blushing]

P:  Ok, Angela .... a-ha!  busted!  .... YOU're giving a look now.  A fucking guilty look!

A: Guilty about what, hun?

P:  Gimme Stephanie's damn phone number!!!!!

A: Hun, hun.... I can't even tell if you're angry or joking .... Pam, uiu need to calm down, my kids are upstairs.

P:  You have Stephanie's new number .... GIVE IT TO ME.

A: Pam, ok, first .... don't bossme in my own house.  And second ... I can ASK Stephanie if she'd like to talk to you.  But I need the reason.  What am I telling her?

P:  [blushing]

A:  Hin, I don't judge, trust me .... but is there a girl crush between you and her.  Because I never saw Stephanie reciprocate with you .... you might be barking ip yhe wrong tree ....

P:  Watch you mouth, you ignorant bitch.

A: [gets up and grabs Pam's wrists, escorting her to the door]....ok, sweetie,I warned you .... NO ONE ...  not even my bitch sister in law... talks to me like that in my own home .... you need to leave .... we can talk with cooler heads tomorrow, ok?

P:  Fine.  But tomorrow ... I want Stephanie's number.

A:  I'll ask her .... BUT WHAT EXACTLY AM I TELLING HER?  That's so damn important that you need to talk to her so bad.

P:  Ok, fine, you nosey bitch.  Tell her I need to talk to her .... about finishing that catfight she and I started .... but never finished .... that night in April I caught her fucking my son.

To be continued....

[sinclairfan]

Later that night, Angela phone call to Stephanie

S:  Hello?  [It's 1983--getting an answer when you call someone .... on a landline .... is a hit-and-miss crap shoot.]

A:  Stephanie!!!! OHMYGAWD OH MY GAWD You're never gonna fucking believe what Pamela just told me!!!

S:  Angie Angie .... good to hear from you, BUT ..... WATCH YOUR MOUTH, girl!  Don't take the Lord's name in vain!

A:  Ok, screw you, Holy Roller .... [jokingly .... or was it???] ...   first .... YOU FUCKED Pamela's son?? .... and second ..... you and Pamela were gonna catfight??

S: Ooooo, that bitch .... I could just strangle her ..... Angie, you didn't actually believe her, did you?

A:  Well??  Should I?  I don't wanna know what didn't happen ....  I wanna know what DID.

S:  [breathing]

A:  Stef..... you gotta admit you headed outta Dodge pretty damn quick ....

S:  Ok ok .... Time Out .... the easy one first .... Angie ... Pam's horny son has been hitting on me .... you .... wvery woman in town .... since, what? .... age 14? ..... married, single, in a relationship .... he never gave a crap, right?  ..... I was just trying to ..... I don't know....

A:  Stef?....  trying to fo what? ....

S:  Just trying yo get the inevitable over with ...  OK? ..... It was gonna happen eventually .... I just wanted him to stop creeping on me, ok?. ..... ok?

A: Stef ...  that is SO GROSS .... Stef ... no wonder Pam came at you .... I might have to.

S: Oh, stop .... you're just fucking jealous ..... thst he went for me first.  That I fucked a 19 year old.

A:  Stef .... fuck you .... I coulda had him multople times, ok???  Don't flatter yourself.

S:  Fine.  Fuck you, too, then.  I'm not telling you about Pam.  [hangs up]

A:  Fuck.  Fuck!  She hung up!  That's it.  I'm giving Pam her number.  Those 2 bitches can have at each other.

To be continued....