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General Category => Celebrity Fights => Celebrity Fights- Polls => Topic started by: herboyfriend on December 15, 2014, 04:14:49 AM
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Two skinny, flat chested chicks are at it full force...
This feud started with a faux pas by Keira Knightley who, after receiving a compliment for her beautiful but not too well known work as a song recording artist commented, '...at least, I could prove that you don't need boobs to sell singing skills. A task which Taylor Swift wasn't able to complete - she's got neither...'
Taylor Swift was so angry at Keira's unwanted ridicule that she challenged Keira to a singing contest...
Taylor Swift: With her voice she wants to show that Keira can't compete with her... http://youtu.be/UVmirU4X4O4
Keira Knightley: She is confident that she sings Taylor to shame with her own voice... http://youtu.be/-M4zDCMQwbw
The battle between Keira and Taylor, however, doesn't end there - Keira, finally, challenges Taylor to fight her in a ring.
Shortly after, the two skinny wildcats stand in front of each other under the cheers of their respective friends.
Their modest busts clashing, the girls initially compete in a boob fight, four inches shorter Keira jumping up at Taylor's tits to hit them with hers.
Soon, however, they viciously tear each other's hair, each girl scattering handfuls of her rival's on the ring's floor, while spitting at, and slapping, each other's faces.
Wrapping their arms around each other, Keira and Taylor both attempt to crush the other girl's bony body in a bearhug...
...and finally, only one girl will be the winner in this hate driven catfight of jealousy...
Keira: 29 years, 5'7", 54kg, cup A
Taylor: 25 years, 5'11", 59kg, cup A
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The girls trying to outdress each other...
Above: Keira wearing her sexy gold dress in her attempt to outshine Taylor
Below: Taylor showing almost all in her version of a gold dress, hoping to put her rival Keira to shame
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Independently from each other, Keira (pic 1 & 2 below) and Taylor (pic 3 & 4 below) would mostly avoid the embarrassment of any boob comparisons, and are not known to flex their thin arms, but thrown together in a ring none of them is too shy to proudly jut out her breasts and test her strength against the other girl.
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What a nice war of weakling here!
I bet frail Keira couldn't win vs anyone in the world. That's why I do love her! ;D
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Wow a real clash of the titans here! This might look more like a slow dance than a catfight. ::)
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Taylor of course wins the singing but I would think Keira wins all fight challenges.
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Taylor of course wins the singing but I would think Keira wins all fight challenges.
I picked these two together thinking there's really a 50/50 chance in a full on fight, it could go either way - but also I would give my vote to Keira's singing, her voice is so expressive, with a haunting warm quality which I totally miss in Taylor's performance.
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I see a lot of rolling around and weak slaps from theoir little paddy-hands, until after about half an hour an exhausted Keira comes out on top of an a little more exhausted Taylor.
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This an interesting match up that I hadn't thought of for Taylor. I wonder what everyone thinks would be results if got more sexual i nature between them. But titfight wise there are probably a # of guys that could have a better matchup.
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At first thought I would think Keira is more athletic - even if she toned down from her acting beginnings like in Bend It Like Beckham. On the other hand as a singer Taylor also needs some stamina for her concerts as you need stamina for those.
In the end - as already said - I would go with Keira :D
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I think Keira and Taylor are the cute image of fraility and weakness.
I bet a more womanly girl, like Kim Kardashian, could take both simultaneously.
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Pretty evenly matched girls. I think Taylor's longer legs will be her main advantage. They don't seem too strong, however they are so long, that once she wraps them around her opponent, there is no way out.
Taylor Swift wins by a body triangle. She squeezes the fight out of Keira.