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General Category => Polls => Members Catfight Polls! => Topic started by: stormbolt7 on October 22, 2014, 04:53:56 AM
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WELCOME ..... To the Catfights SCARY corn maze and Haunted hayride!!
We have 9 lovely catfighters, daring to risk the screams and frights ... To catfight to victory Halloween night!!
The soft rustle of the cornstalks, as they approach the maze entrance ... An eerie mist rises, by the entry gates. Maybe the spirits of those gone before them.
The sky darkens, as a blood red moon shines down overhead.
Screams can be heard from ahead of them, as they prepare to enter the corn maze itself. Are they screams of fun or terror in the long rows of the maze?
Jack O Lantern eyes watch them, as they head into the maze ... While other catfighters join them. Which ladies will find allies, frenemies or rivals first??
Which lady will emerge Halloween, as the winner over all other catfighters??
Let us begin .. and as you admire the ladies, having courage to enter. You never know, what haunts, frights or catfights await them this night!!
Storm
LADIES the haunted attraction is now open .. Feel free to add in your costumes photos ... OR other photos of yourself. As the event runs ..
Glasses of hard cider or angry orchard alcohol style drinks, ready for the ladies. Before they head into the maze, and what waits for them inside!!
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The ladies ...
FAWNL ... Arriving costumed as a sexy guard or jungle fighter!!
ANNA.WILDCAT ... Arriving costumed as a sexy batgirl!!
IRENECATFIGHTER ... Arriving costumed as a sexy, dangerous gangsters moll!!
LYANNAPELON ... Arriving costumed as her favorite animae character
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More ladies ...
RAVENKELLY ... Arriving costumed as a sexy devil lady!!
MICHELLE ... Arriving costumed as a sexy, catty pirate captain!!
ASHLEY23 ... Arriving costumed as Michelle she says, not sure what version!!
RAMA ... No costume given as of yet, still she is making the scene!!
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Always finish with a plus ....... one more lady ..
ANNA THE MARINE CHICK ... Arriving costumed as a sexy Sarah Palin!!
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I think I’ll come to the party as my favorite movie character….Rocket Raccoon from “Guardians of the Galaxy”. I always wanted to be a lot shorter and carry a big gun!
Well..it was either that or Xena again and I flipped a coin and the raccoon won!
I’m Rocket Raccoon and I’m the "Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant", an area of outer space sealed off from the rest of the cosmos by the so-called Galacian Wall. I am the captain of the starship Rack 'n' Ruin, and me and my first mate Wal Russ (a talking walrus by the way….DEAL WITH IT!) come from the planet Halfworld in the Keystone Quadrant, an abandoned colony for the mentally ill where the animal companions were genetically manipulated to grant them human level intelligence and bipedal body construction for many to become caretakers of the inmates. It is heavily implied I have obsessive compulsive order…well……FUCK THAT SHIT!
In short…I’m damn special!
As I always say……there aint no thing like me….except me!
I was Halfworld's chief law officer ("Ranger") who protected the colony against various threats. That included the losers that are in this freaking poll…my God what a collection! What is this storm? A work release program?
But I was talking to Peter Quill (he likes to be called StarLord…I know…he has image issues) earlier about this very subject,
Peter Quill: I look around and you know what I see? Losers!... But life's giving us a second chance.
Drax The Destroyer (more about him later): To do what?
Peter Quill: Something good, something bad... a bit of both. Win a Halloween poll maybe!
Rocket Raccoon (that would be me!): Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...
Now if this raccoon costume keeps itching me like crazy I am gonna switch back to being a pirate....much more comfy that way :P
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Pirate or Racoon.....pirate or racoon?
Decisions decisions!!
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Racoon it is!! Although as short as Ashley is...she'd fit in the damn raccoon costume easier.....
I wanna see her in her Michelle pirate outfit though :P
A midget pirate maybe? What is Ash? 4'3"?
Ahoy lil matey!!
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Racoon it is!! Although as short as Ashley is...she'd fit in the damn raccoon costume easier.....
I wanna see her in her Michelle pirate outfit though :P
A midget pirate maybe? What is Ash? 4'3"?
Ahoy lil matey!!
Hmmmm well think the racoon was a space pirate .. So maybe a mix of the two?? ;)
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Damn I wanted to go as rocket raccoon and even had my own costume made and ready to go, but after hearing what my lovely friend Michelle was going to wear I decided to go in a different direction. Considering my love of anime I ended up deciding to go as my favorite character around, Juvia from Fairy Tail, which ended up being paid for entirely by the proceeds earned from selling my well done Raccoon costume to someone with a rather unique fetish :P
With umbrella in hand, a handy weapon for later if needed, I arrive at the maze with my dyed blue hair and ravishing good looks in a dress that shows off just enough to entice the eyes and the imagination but without giving away too much. Have to make everyone else work if they want to see more of me.
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"Oh yeahhhhhhh don't ya know" in my most annoying northern accent, "We hunt lots a rodents up her in Alaska, don't ya know, oh hey look I can see Russia from here! Oh nope, those are just Lyanna's big tits, hey isn't that the blue fairy from the Sparkles paper towel commercial don't ya know!"
Looking frantically for my trusty bear rifle for Michelle.... "Oh shucks! I almost forgot this was a catfight, don't ya know! I guess I will have to claw her up to make a raccoon skin cap!"
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enters the scene with a shudder "was that just sarah palin i saw" :o :o :o :o :o :o *Frowns*
time to move on quickly...as i enter the maze deeper an deeper....suddenly a jungle fighter crossed my path...looks are exchanged...smirks are exchanged....finally claws are raised...it s on Fawn!!!
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Sit on the hay barn rafter doing my makeup and painting my war claws blood red as I look at my master's soul listed as a eat rotting fresh of fallen victims as I wait for Irene to find her way in to storms haunted hay darn :-*
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straight forward voting: Irene (strong appearence), Michelle (strong costume) and Rama ( well, two strong reasons :) )
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Later on, I’m sitting around with my sidekick (Yea that’s right, MY sidekick! The movie got it BACKWARDS!) Peter (Star Lord) Quill as he is trying to give me some ideas on how to win this damn poll and how I might keep from being SKINNED!
Peter Quill (StarLord): I have a plan Rocket I swear!
Rocket Raccoon: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I HAD A PLAN MUTHAFUCKA!
Peter Quill: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say. And don’t call me MUTHAFUCKA!
I won’t be called a MUTHAFUCKA by a “Racoon”!
Rocket Racoon: What’s a "Racoon" you dipshit?
Peter Quill: That would be you short shit!
Rocket Racoon: Shaddap! Fuck this shit! I’ll shoot my way out of this haunted house!
Rocket Raccoon: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan Einstein!
Peter Quill: I have part of a plan. And how many times do I have to tell you its “StarLord”? HUH?
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have StarLord?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer [glares at Gamora]: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm am “on”….. is “not” saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago muscle head!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
Rocket Raccoon: Gamora’s full of it, he get's an opinion…Drax is a member of this team too….just because he kills everything in sight is no reason to not treat him as an equal... What percentage of a plan DO you have Oh Brilliant StarLord?
Peter Quill: I dunno... mebbe twelve percent?
Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent?
[starts laughing hysterically!]
Peter Quill: That's a fake laugh. Now dammit that laugh is like so totally fake!
Rocket Raccoon: It's real!
Peter Quill: Totally fake as Gamora’s boobs!
Gamora: My boobs may be GREEN but they aren’t FAKE!
Rocket Raccoon: Hey Pete!...this is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN! YOU HAVE NO PLAN!
Gamora: It's probably barely a concept.
Peter Quill: [to Gamora] You're taking their side? After I kissed you and felt you up you take the racoon’s side?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Peter Quill: [to Groot] Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.
Groot: [Groot begins to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder]
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Mr storm is my boss and you own him your soul I he to collect you smutty dame as I come down from the rafters you try to kick me but miss as we roll and wrestle in the hay we separate as I click my fingers and jack o latteners light the room as we rise are claws I laugh at your dress be down to your waisti say so you what to fight it out ha ha
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Thanks doc :) :)
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"Oh yeahhh, 12% is just about my approval rating!!! You betcha!!!"
Showing my cleavage to Peter Quill and Drax....
"Why don't you hunky men let me take the little rodent for a scalp...um...err haircut?"
Inching closer to the group...
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GREAT way to start things off .... 6 of the ladies already making some noise...
MICHELLE making her case for raccoons ruling space!!
With LYANNAPELON and IRENECATFIGHTER adding some sexy photos!!
RAVENKELLY, ANNA.WILDCAT, as well as ANNA THE MARINE CHICK showing they are ready for catfight action!! BTW happened to see someone mention Rama having some good reasons to vote for.
LOOKING like ALL of these ladies ... are beautiful, and deserve votes .. plus like a good marine .. Anna has some impressive guns of her own!!
A very fine looking group of catfighters, start to finish ... NOT an easy decision, to pick only 3 faves I know!!
Thin ribbons of spider webbing, glisten, as they hang among the cornstalks. The early evening setting dew upon them.
GOOD GRIEF off to the side among the rows. It is the great pumpkin ... smacking around some unruly children of the corn ... :o
Wonderful start ladies ... Hope we see Fawn, Ashley and Rama add in!!
Storm
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I hope the maze is full of jump scares and people in costume pretending like they will hurt us at any moment, that way I can have fun watching Anna waving her gun around in terror and...on second thought I don't know if she fully embraced the Palin costume and brought loaded weapons so u don't want that!
Anyway voted for my wonderful juvia costume and Michelle since she came as the greatest raccoon ever and she posted one of my favorite conversations in move history...12 percent is indeed better than 11 percent and drax is amazingly funny with his literal self.
Now my costume does come with a few changes throughout the evening, this is up next.
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Seeing all the sexy costumes, looking at my bear rifle and buck knife...
"Nah, I don't need these! Just need the weapons God gave me, you betcha!!!"
Placing the rifle and knife down, slowing staking behind a sexy woman with blue hair, adjusting my big rack with my hands.... Then I pounce right on to Lyanna's back, hands digging into the blue hair!
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I cheer Lyannapelon because I like her as a woman. She is cool chick. However, I'd put money on Michelle. I think Michelle will win this catfight tournament.
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I cheer Lyannapelon because I like her as a woman. She is cool chick. However, I'd put money on Michelle. I think Michelle will win this catfight tournament.
Thanks for cheering me on at least! Though as much as I love Michelle she can't quite top me :P Also...
With Anna suddenly hanging onto my back my first instinct isn't to groan or yell out in pain from having my glorious blue hair pulled it's instead to rub my back firmly against her to give those near to spilling out tits of hers a hard rubbing that's sure to set her nipples on fire! After a few seconds though my scalp is starting to burn a little so I reach behind my back and weave my strong fingers through her lovely brown locks of hair, giving them a sharp yank forward as I lean over and toss her down onto her back with a lovely slam that leaves her costume and hair covered in loose dirt. "Now Anna you know if you wanted a piece of me all you had to do was ask." I laugh before grabbing Anna by those large melons of hers before dragging her over to the watermelon and pumpkin patch. "Are watermelons in season? Oh well doesn't matter, I just like the word play involved with melons and two such well endowed women as us in the chest department."
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Whooooooo.... My world goes topsy turvy as I go over Lyanna's head and into the dirt.... Oh Shucks!!! Laying there for a couple seconds trying to get he breathe back into my lungs... Then two slim but strong hands grab my beautiful, precious breasts pulling me over by the pumpkins... Yyyyyeeeeoooiowww!!!
A few of the pumpkins have been cut open to make Jack O Lanterns.... As I am pulled past I grab a handfull of the insides of the pumpkin, smashing the shredded, goey substance into Lyanna's face.... Reaching out with my hands grabbing at her large hanging breasts!!!
"Two can play at this game Missy!!!"
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I just have to say Anna Palin has me doubled over reading her posts...great stuff!
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Anna The Marine Chick: What’s a raccoon doing carry a giant space weapon for?
Rocket Racoon: That's for if things get really hard core..and I aint talking about dat film Peter….errrr…StarLord….. has of Gamora when she was 19….WOWSA! Some “art” film! Or if you wanna blow up moons. Although I personally enjoying just mooning people, by using the vernacular! I am at a disadvantage in a “mooning” contest unless I have my ass shaved!
Moon blasting calls for this here ACME Industrial Grade Special Spherical Neutrino Blaster and Vibrator!
Anna the Marine Chick: Vibrator? Uh Oh!
Gamora: No one's blowing up ANY moons you midget hairball. And leave your hairy ass out of this!
Rocket Raccoon: God you green boobed hooker! You just wanna suck the joy out of everything for me don’t ya?
You just don’t like raccoons! That’s profiling and I got a damn sexy profile!
Gamora: And Quill, your ship is filthy.
Gamora: [She walks away, quill staring at her green ass]
Peter Quill: [looks over and whispers to Rocket] Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, my carpet would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Rocket Raccoon: You got issues, Quill. Oh…btw…who’s Jackson Pollack?
Peter Quill (StarLord): I think he’s the warden of this prison we’re in!
Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling, you're supposed to be professional.
Rocket Raccoon: I'm only interested in the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt Anna when I blow her away with my gun! She aint never faced vermin da likes of me!
Anna The Marine Chick: NO one has ever faced ANYONE like you! You’re a genetic mutation moron!
Rocket Racoon: Yeah but ya shoulda seen me before da mutation, damn I was hot! Did I tell ya I was almost elected Homecoming Queen of Halfworld High School!!
Gamora [looking at Rocket and rolling her eyes]: You may be a Diva but you are most definitely NOT a Queen!!
Rocket Raccoon: Oh so you with the green tits is gonna be judging da likes of me huh? Maybe you and this Anna Chick oughta get together. You look like her type……Tall, Green and BITCHY! Hey! Are those tits real by duh way? Did you go to Renee Zellwegger’s plastic surgeon? Damn she looks GOOD!! Cept her tits aint green ☺
Gamora: [lunges at Rocket!] YOU TICK INFESTED LITTLE VERMIN SHIT!!!! ANNA CAN’T HAVE YOU!! YOU’RE MINE!!
To Be Continued
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My Money's on Anna. Marine's don't quit, ever!!!!!!!!!!! Simper Fi
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Wait Rama hasn't even picked a costume or shown up and she has votes? I mean we have a Sarah Palin, a Rocket Racoon, and people are voting for no costume?
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Shrieks and screams sound from every area of the corn maze ....
Lyanna, Marine Chick Anna, Michelle and Irene showing some moves and making some noise!!
As the ladies face each 0ther, spine tingling cries rise up in the darkening night. The sounds of large creatures crashing through the maze close by.
Is it another catfighter, maybe some fiendish ghoul stalking prey. Being in Sleepy Hollow .. Maybe even the headless horseman himself!!
Light fog drifts across the eerie flame filled eyes of jack-o-lanterns.
The snap and crackling of corn stalks or maybe Sadie's popcorn stand??
Strange mists and chanting to be heard OR maybe the Purple Vixen using her crystal ball, to make predictions??
Are the ladies heading in the right direction to find the hayride? If not, at least to find another sexy catfighter to tangle with??
More frights, claws and combat ahead!!
Mandy feel free, to stay close ... I hear the sounds of horses hooves making the ground tremble nearby ...
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Found Rocket!!!!
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One soul down next soul is Anna'
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As you may recall, when we last left our much beloved hero Rocket, he was about to get in a galatic mess of epic proportions!
Rocket Raccoon: [pulls two laser pistols and points them at Gamora and Anna, stopping them in their tracks!]
Rocket Raccoon: Keep callin' me vermin tough girl!s
Rocket Raccoon: You just want to laugh at me like everyone else!
Rocket Raccoon: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He really does!
[points to Gamora] Obviously she didn’t read my fucking bio!
Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made!
Rocket Raccoon: I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!
[covers his face with his paws, begins to cry, faking of course as he peers between his claws to see who all is watching]
Rocket Raccoon: He called me "vermin"!
[points to Drax]
Rocket Raccoon: She called me "rodent"!
[points to Gamora]
Rocket Racoon: [snif snif]
Rocket Raccoon: He called me a “squirrel”!! That’s cold Pete!!
[points to Peter Quill]
Peter Quill: [looks startled] You ARE a squirrel DUMBASS!
Rocket Raccoon: You said I was a “raccoon”! Aint you got no knowledge of duh animal anatomy like stuff and biology and metaphysicsical and dat stuff? Fuck Pete, did you even get a GED?
Peter Quill: Its “StarLord” hairball! How many times do I have to ask you to call me StarLord?
Anna the Marine Chick: You do remind me of a certain squirrel now that you mention it! Now I recall, that squirrel who hung out with the big moose!! Rocky the Flying Squirrel!!! I thought he was dead?
Rocket Racoon: Hey!! I aint no fucking nut eating squirrel and I am tired of being compared to that cartoon shithead!! I am a SPACE HERO! All that goof ball can do is wear those stupid goggles and jump from tree to tree!! BIG WOO!! He has to have that big dumb moose Bullwinkle to protect him!! I don’t need no steenkin bodyguard! READ MY BIO!!
Rocket Racoon: [hands out his bio to everyone]
Rocket Racoon: Let me read ya da good shit ok?
“Rocket Raccoon possesses the normal attributes of an Earth raccoon, including speed (which has been additionally amplified by his training), an acute sense of smell, sight, hearing and touch. He is an accomplished starship pilot, an expert marksman with the two laser pistols he carries as well as having an affinity for heavy weapons. He is an expert in many forms of martial arts. He is a master military tactician and leader, attributes that help him take charge of the Guardians of the Galaxy when Star-Lord is unavailable”
Anna the Marine Chick: I think you wrote that yourself! HA!
Rocket Racoon: Hey! Look it up!! It’s in dat Wikipedia thingie!! Dat guy dat what went to Russia, he’s da expert, that Edward Snowden dude! Did ya note da martial arts reference? And that don’t mean painting Sheriffs neither!!
Rocket Raccoon: Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!
To Be Continued
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Hmmmm think I saw that raccoon in the great outdoors raiding a cabin for food.
Your heart races as you run through the corn mazes ..... Icy chills running along your spine. You run through some puddles of a gooey red substance. As you hear screams coming from ahead. You can only hope, it is corn syrup .... Not a messy remain, from someone being dead.
The end of the rows almost in reach .. Yet somehow, it begins to move farther, and farther away ..... Will you ever make it to the hayride??
Ladies in panic, feeling that age old survival instinct ... To run in fright or stand her ground and CATFIGHT!!!
Storm
As werewolves howl, and Jack-O-Lanterns grin, leer, and scowl. SUPPORT your fave catfighters, as they look hauntingly beautiful. While they bring your spirits back to life!!
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..I would like to thank all those who voted for me...
and say sorry for not contributing to this poll as I was used to do and as I always like to do ...
but external factors are keeping me too busy and my mind too far...
Have fun....
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:o :o
forget the ghosts here, the poll is turning out be a shocker :o
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Oh shucks.... This is turning into a scene like the Palin Family brawl... Oh yeahhh we love a good scrap... Too bad Bristol wasn't here, you betcha!!!
Booby grabbing Lyanna, good gravy she has a big rack!!! Imagining she is a blue haired Meghan McCain, I hate that trollop!
Listening to Rocket speak, I should say never seen a Raccoon speak... At least not the one mounted on my wall!!! You Betcha!!! And I thought my unshaved cooter was the only hairy animal here! Don't ya know it gets cold in Alaska!!!
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"I never knew Sarah was as busty as this!" I laugh while squeezing those plump tits of Anna, giving them the attention they deserve with my fingers as I drag her into the pumpkin and watermelon patch. "36D?" I say taking a guess at their cup size before getting a face full of pumpkin guts, licking my lips savoring the sweet taste while shaking my head to clear it from my eyes, gasping as her hands latch onto my tits through my costume. "That was rather tasty, here have a taste." I say before pulling on her tits and swinging Anna towards one of the carved jack o lanterns, driving her head first into the face of the jack o lantern putting her head inside the pumpkin.
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I believe that Lyanna, Anna the Marine Chick, and Michelle are the three Battling Beauties who have my vote!
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Oh what the hairy heck is happening!!!! One second I was squeezing some big melons and now there is darkness and smells like pumpkin.... Slowly getting to my feet I stager around with a Jack o lantern on my head... Spinning it around and stumbling looking like a busty headless horseman... I bump into Drax... Touching his hard abs and muscles... Oh my!!! Then stumbling more, grabbing peter quills "peter" ... Oh my oh my!!! Pushed into a moving tree... Oh my, barky!!! Then I swerve back and forth... Grabbing something hairy!
Wait are those furry boobies?!?
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As some shrieks and screams are heard among the corn rows .... Some headstones begin to appear.
Some of the ladies making it closer, to the hayride.. will they find safety there??
What is that someone is chanting .. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice .... BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Hmmmmm have not even put my fangs in for the costume. Yet have this desire for necking with Irene or Anna Marine Chick. He he he
Fawn take care of what is needed most .... willing to give fangs, for having you around later. ;)
Storm
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Lyanna, Michelle, and ummm Anna move on
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Our heroes are now planning their escape from the haunted house and are in deep discussion on their plans
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill[StarLord]: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 900 times. What is wrong with wood head here?
Rocket Racoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in dat order.
Kinda like Gamora’s is limited to “Fuck You Rocket” and “Oh Kiss Me StarLord!”
Gamora: I never beg for anything you rat faced vermin!!
Peter Quill[StarLord]: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud. It’s a lot like Anna’s bad Sarah Palin imitation!…you pray at some point it just ends!! Is Groot from Jersey too? Elizabeth, New Jersey I bet! A lotta gangsters are from there! He reminds me of one of the Sopranos I still say!
Rocket Racoon: I aint from no Jersey, new or old!
Rocket Racoon: If we're gonna get outta here, we’re gonna need to get into that watch tower, and to do that, I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one. Better make that two. One of you fucking losers will probably break da first one so we need a back up plan!
Gamora: Leave it to me.
Rocket Racoon: Oh yeah, leave to green tits, she’ll seduce him all right [rolls my eyes]. Does he have a green cock? I assume dat would be attractive to ya?
Gamora: Oh I am so going to make you into a raccoon fur door mat when we’re out of here flea bag. Don’t you have something to go fetch? Someone throw a space grenade and ask Rocket to go fetch!
Rocket Raccoon: [glaring at Gamora] I know you think I’m cute so why are ya fightin it? Come on!! Show me those green tits!!!
Rocket Raccoon: [points at one of the guards] That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg for my plan. And no, I am not talking about his cock! Only Groot has a prostectic cock! WOW! A wooden cock, oh well. Sorry Groot!
Peter Quill[StarLord]: His leg? You need a fake leg for this plan?
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah. God knows I don't needs da rest of him. Look at him. He's useless. Kinda like Anna’s tits.
Peter Quill[StarLord]: All right. But this better be good if I risk my life for a prostetic leg!
Rocket Raccoon: And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. You see it?
Peter Quill[StarLord]: Yeah.
Rocket Raccoon: Well, dat aint it moron! HA! [laughs hysterically] Its da red one!! There's a Quarnex battery behind it. Purplish box. Green wires. To get into that watch tower, I definitely need it. I also need 3 tooth picks, 4 rubber bands, last months Playboy magazine, 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, and a Diet Coke!
Gamora: How are we supposed to get that?
Rocket Racoon: Well, supposedly, them bald bodied guards find YOU attractive, God knows why! So maybe you could work out some sort of trade. Those green tits of yours must be worth something!
[Groot suddenly begins plodding towards the panel]
Gamora: You must be joking. What’s the Playboy magazine for?
Rocket Racoon: No, I really heard they find you attractive. Is that so hard to believe because I know Peter …errr…..StarLord did!
And da magazine is becoz of my needs thing!
Gamora: I NEVER had sex with Peter!! And what needs could a little furry shit like you have?
Peter Quill[StarLord]: Hey!! Don’t say it like it would be so bad!! Remind me to never gets the hots for a green chick again!
Look. It's 20 feet up in the air to get that battery and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen.
Rocket Racoon: I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' Quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT! Hey Pete! You big pussy! I thought you were fucking StarLord!! Can’t you do a Vulcan mind thingie on dat battery and like make it like materialize on duh table here?
[Groot removes the panel, which hits a passing inmate on the head and knocks him out]
Peter Quill(StarLord): Well one of those guards is a big rat faced female (I think its a female anyway?), so why don’t YOU go over there and see if you can seduce her. Or maybe she’s a long lost relative?
Rocket Racoon: Are you implying I am rat faced Pete? If you are that’s just wrong on so many levels! Can we get back to it and stay on plan? Come on! Thanks.
[Drax spots Groot trying to remove the battery]
Draz the Destroyer: Oh shit!
Rocket Racoon: Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode and da shit hits da fan. Lights and alarms go off and it gets crazy! Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last.
[Groot removes the battery, setting off the alarms]
Rocket Racoon: Or we could just get it first and improvise. MUTHAFUCKA!!!
Gamora: I'll get the armband!
Peter Quill: I got the Leg!
[Quill has just retrieved the prosthetic leg Rocket asked for in order to break out of prison]
Rocket Racoon: Someone’s got her hands on my itty bitty titties!!! YUM!!
I knew those hormone shots would come in handy….Wait a sec!...I can’t have BOOBS!!!
Rocket Racoon: [Looks at Peter} You actually got it? The leg? I was just kidding about da leg, I just thought it'd be funny! [laughs hysterically!] GOD that is soo cool!!!
[Grabs the leg, turns and cracks it over Anna’s head!!]
Rocket Racoon: Dat one's for my pal Bullwinkle!!!
Rocket Raccoon: Dat’s also for shooting mice from a helicopter and then telling people you’d pay em a $150 for each one they shot! Just coz you were da Guv of dat Alaska place!..…and then you QUIT!! LOSER!! Going after helpless mice from a helicopter??
Peter Quill: Shooting “mice”?
Rocket Racoon: yeah…mice….that’s a buncha mooses!
Peter Quill: A bunch of mooses is…errr….mooses... you moron!
Rocket Raccoon: Oh? Oh fuck!
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As ghouls march, and goblins pillage ... Shrieks and screams echo through the night ... Which lovely beauty, will finish with winning this catfight??
TIME coming to a close.. SEVERAL of the ladies close, and in the running to win!! Show your support, and cast the final votes.. As the poll heads to the finish!!
Storm
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OHH WOWWWWWW;
A TIE between that impressive LYANNAPELON ... Along with the equally outstanding MICHELLE !!!
LADIES your choice .. leave it this way OR do you want a tie breaker?? Let me know ..
GREAT showing for that sexy ANNA THE MARINE CHICK as well .. Hmmm Maybe a three way poll??
IRENE, FAWN, RAMA, and KELLY ... THANKS for always being willing to be part and have fun with these!!
ANNA.WILDCAT .. Loved having you part of things for the first time. Hope you had fun!!
ASHLEY23 You are sexy .. wish you could have spent more time here!!
LADIES great job... Hope it brought more Happy, to your HALLOWEEN !!
Storm