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Offline Wiffo

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Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« on: March 22, 2012, 05:25:21 AM »
"ATTENTION ladies of EFW!! Your time in the limelight has, sadly, come to an end. I have arrived, and I have come to end some careers. If your name's on the list, well.... you better start praying.

Allison Brie (F)
Allison Mack (F)
Allison Scagliotti (F)
Amanda Righetti (H)
Anna Paquin (F)
Bianca Beauchamp (F)
Britt Robertson (F)
Cali Logan (T)
Carrie Underwood (F)
Diana Agron (F)
Elisha Cuthbert (H)
Eliza Dushku (H)
Emily Deschanel (F)
Emma Caulfield (H)
Emma Roberts (H)
Emma Stone (F)
Emma Watson (F)
Emmy Rossum (F)
Erica Cerra (T)
Erica Durance (H)
Felicia Day (F)
Gillian Jacobs (F)
Gina Carano (T)
Hayden Panetierre (F)
Hayley Williams (F)
Heather Morris (F)
Jamie King (H)
Jennifer Garner (F)
Jennifer Lawrence (F)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (H)
Jenny Wade (H)
Jorgie Porter (T)
Kaley Cuoco (H)
Kat Dennings (T)
Kate Voegele (T)
Katherine Isabelle (T)
Katherine McPhee (H)
Katrina Bowden (F)
Katy Perry (H)
Keeley Hazell (F)
Kelly Clarkson (H)
Kristen Bell (T)
Kristen Kruek (H)
Kristen Stewart (H)
Lea Michele (H)
Lizzy Hale (T)
Mandy Moore (F)
Mila Kunis (H)
Miley Cyrus (H)
Missy Peregrym (F)
Morgan Webb (T)
Naya Rivera (T)
Nichole Van Croft (H)
Olivia Munn (F)
Penelope Cruz (H)
Rachel Bilson (H)
Sarah Carter (H)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (F)
Scarlett Johansen (T)
Trish Stratus (H)
Vanessa Hudgens (F)
Yvonne Strahovski (F)
Zooey Deschanel (F)

"You don't need to ask yourself why, who's next, or even who's first. All that you bitches have to ASK yourself is.... when.

Not at all sincerely,
Minka Kelly."

(Lil's match request got me a little excited, and then I got to thinking... and more thinking.... and, well... this series? It's gonna be epic. It's going to be my Sistine Chapel. So just sit tight. Things are gonna get fun. :D)
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Offline Jimi

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 07:14:48 AM »
Sweet! I get the feeling this really is going to be epic. Minka Kelly is going to be great to see in action. Looking forward to seeing what you cook up! I feel sorry for these girls already!
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 07:16:52 AM by Sarge52 »
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Offline Wiffo

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 07:20:04 AM »
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be epic. :) 63 chapters/matches. If that's not epic.... I really don't know what is. And... yeah. The other ladies are all gonna be put through the ringer. But, hey.... their pain and pleasure is OUR pleasure, no? :D
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Offline Mr. Bear

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 12:04:55 AM »
Great List Wiffo!!

So I gotta ask. So is it guaranteed Minka will win every match? or is it obviously just her intention to win each one? I only ask as to know if all outcomes are already determined or is the outcome going to be in doubt in all fights? And what do the letters mean next to each name?

Anyways very excited to see some of these match ups.
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Offline Wiffo

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 12:10:45 AM »
Oh, she's definitely gonna try to whoop every one of these ladies ass. Not sure if she'll lose any, buuuuut it is possible. And the letters are their alignment. (F) = Face, or Good Girl. (T) = Tweener, or Neutral. And (H) is Heel, or Bad Girl
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Offline Mr. Bear

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 12:15:23 AM »
Ahhhhh!!!  :D

And thanks for answering my question. I think it's great that you leave it possible that she may lose some of these matches. It will make reading your already awesome stories just that much more engaging! Having to read to the last word to know the outcome!
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Offline Mr. Bear

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 12:17:18 AM »
haha I was also asking cause some of those girls are just begging to get whopped up by someone like Minka and others just make too much of a delightful image toying with Minka!  ;D
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Offline Wiffo

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 12:18:37 AM »
If she loses, she's just gonna try again until she DOES win. :) Also, since I'm pretty damn clever like this, in each match, there'll be a hint to who Minka's next opponent is. :) You'll have fun figuring that out....
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Offline Wiffo

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 12:21:12 AM »
Also... keep in mind. Minka is kind of a cheating bitch. If the odds are against her, she'll do whatever she can to win. :)
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Offline Mr. Bear

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 12:23:26 AM »
I see, Interesting that you would do another match against the same fighter if she lost instead of moving on
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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 12:24:50 AM »
Well... her goal is to beat and destroy each lady on the roster. :)
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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 12:40:48 AM »
Ya know.... since this IS Minka's thread, I feel it's probably necessary to post her bio/move list. Annnnnd here it is.
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Minka Kelly's EFW Bio

Gimmick: Jealous Starlet

Alighnment: Heel

Entrance Music: “Becoming The Bull” By: Atreyu

Ring Attire: Black silk gym shorts and a grey half shirt, hair free and down to her shoulders.

Finishers:

1. Blacklister (Death Valley Driver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30rvV6daIbY&feature=related)
2. Web Of Lies (Face Sit w/ Legspreader and Fingering/Crotch Claw.)

Signature Moves:

1. Scandal Maker (Double Rotation Moonsault : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndr2Q4Hbryg)
2. Malicious Intent (Small Package Driver : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j4UOdy91HBE)
3. Career Killer (Scorpion Rising : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CTTR3h8oVgM )

Standard Moves

1. Sexual Attack/Claw Mastery
2. Kip Up 'rana : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H7odo2JwPIQ
3. Dropkick Mastery (Especially fond of dropkicks to a standing opponents crotch)
4. Snap Half-Hatch Suplex : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-ZFpKVXC_LY
5. Tilt-A-Wirl DDT : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigIfNnwtJk
6. Abodonimal Stretch w/ Crotch Claw
7. Push-Up Facebuster : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_x3OfF4bQU
8. Springboard/Standing Moonsault
9. Jumping DDT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKO7L7YztyQ)
10. Bridging Necklock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYa31W-3YU (0:54))
11. Snacktime Piledriver
12. STF w/ Crotch Claw
13. Hairpull Bow & Arrow
14. Octopus Stretch w/ Breast Claw
15. Slingshot Dragonrana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OXFiL8c6Bg (0:37))
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 10:56:56 PM by Wiffo »
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Offline Brian27

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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 02:25:03 AM »
i like ur storyline here and im looking forward to seeing this matches and i like the move list espically the stf with the crotch claw i never seen that kind of move done in a story before
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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 06:51:33 PM »
I am particularly looking forward to Gina Carano and Trish Stratus' tangles with Minka...giddyup!
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Re: Minka Kelly's Hit List.
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 03:45:46 PM »
Quote from: Wiffo on March 23, 2012, 12:24:50 AM
Well... her goal is to beat and destroy each lady on the roster. :)
Quote from: Wiffo on March 23, 2012, 12:24:50 AM
Well... her goal is to beat and destroy each lady on the roster. :)

Does that mean there is some woman she won't get past if she loses every time? In that case she won't even get a chance to fight let alone beat and destroy each lady on the roster. There are some ladies in her list that would clean her clock every time in my opinion.
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