The results are it. Here is what I observed:
Tuesday Weld 37 vs Sherry Jackson 25: Tuesday gave Sherry a terrible beat down and just missed the 60% mark to be included in the list. Some interpreted Tuesday's eying Sherry as a look of apprehension. In truth she was looking where to strike Sherry with her heavy purse to do the most damage. Sherry called foul later and said Tuesday should have been disqualified. Tuesday said with some glee in her voice "Read the rules, dearie, there are no rules."
Nancy Kwan 23 vs Dian Parkinson 39: Dian gave Nancy an even bigger beating. Dian gave the smaller Nancy no opportunity to use her speed with the exception that Nancy was able to strip Dian nude with her speed. Dian got Nancy down prone and proceeded to beat her senseless from on her back. Nancy had to way to fight back in this position.
Ann-Margret 33 vs Raquel Welch 29: Many thought this was the most thrilling and important fight of this round. It was important as Ann-Margret was trying to move into first place and Raquel was trying not to get knocked out of the competition. As if this wasn't enough, the two women were rivals with no love lost between them. They were competing for Elvis Presley's benefit. It was a very nasty fight with super hairpulling, tremendous slaps, and powerful and particularly vicious holds. Raquel concentrated on joint locks and twisting of Ann-Margret's arms and fingers. Ann-Margret concentrated on punishing Raquel's more slender legs. Both pounded away on the others belly. Ann-Margret prevailed at the end as she knocked Raquel unconscious. Then she dragged Raquel over to Elvis, put her over her knee and spanked her bare bottom. What Ann-Margret did to Raquel after that in front of Elvis is best left as an exercise for the reader.
Adrienne Barbeau 30 vsCassandra Peterson 31: There wasn't a lot of gloating after this fight. It was the closest fight of the round in both sets. Cassandra felt lucky to win and was too exhausted to celebrate. Adrienne was equally exhausted and disappointed after almost beating Cassandra. The surprising thing is the was Cassandra won. The two exhausted women locked up in a bear hug. The toppled to the ground as both were too tired to stand. Everyone thought it was all over for Cassandra as Adrienne's larger boobs would dominate the bear hug. Not so, Cassandra won when Adrienne weakly and meekly gasped "Stop.... you're hurting my breasts. Please..... stop...."
Sharon Tate 33 vs Lindsay Wagner 29: Sharon out gunned (not literally) Lindsay in a close win. After a slow start Sharon has been coming on strong, winning her last three fights. This fight featured lightning fast action as both women are slender and quick. Lindsay's four inches in height proved to be her detriment as she was more gangly than the well coordinated Sharon. Buoyed by her new form fighting abilities Sharon was confident as she kept up relentless pressure on Lindsay. Lindsay fought back hard but the constant pressure took its toll. Sharon forced a submission with a step over toe hold on Lindsay's longer legs.
Britt Ekland 25 vsCathy Lee Crosby 36: The bigger, stronger, more athletic Cathy Lee jumped on Britt right from the get go. Britt was planning on using speed against Cathy Lee. But some hard right crosses made her see stars and took all the speed and the fight out of her. From there on Cathy just played with Britt to humiliate her.
Diane McBain 28 Jill St. John 34: This was an important fight to both women. Jill is still in the hunt, although barely, for the title to the surprise of most. Diane is pretty much out of the title but is just plain mean and loves to torture soft looking beauties like Jill. Jill felt she needed this win to give credence to her fighting abilities and title aspirations. True, she received a beating from Ann-Margret but she won't have to face her again, unlike some of the other contenders. And she has had good wins over Luciana Paluzzi and Joey Heatherton. Apparently the motivation to show she belongs in the list of top fighters was stronger than Diane's motivation to just be nasty. Jill took every nasty and dirty hold Diane could think of and held on. In the end Diane got frustrated and lost her will. That allowed Jill to bend her over in a jacknikfe pin. After her win Jill said "I would like to point out that I am now ahead of that overrated sex symbol, Raquel Welch." Maybe Jill isn't as sweet as she seems.
Pam Grier 38 vs Edy Williams 25: Edy's hair changes all the time. This time she came out as a blonde. That was a big mistake as Pam loves to beat up and torture blondes more than anything else. That is saying something as Pam loves to torture anyone of any race, creed, or color. She is an equal opportunity destroyer. Pam easily pushed the heavier but weaker blonde around. A snap hammerlock followed by arm bars made Edy's right arm useless. Pam then tried to get the biggest beat down of this round and was a little disappointed she didn't achieve her goal.
