MATCH # 5 -- THE BEACH PATROL VS THE RUSSIANS
The sexy & busty blonde duo of Summer & Sandy came out 1st to the always support of the crowd as the Lifeguards had great confidence that they could take down the favorite on the bad girls side , Colonel Ninotchka & Major Tanya to become the new tag champs & Summer & Sandy once making the rounds , stood there together & held up their bouys so the fans can take pics of them , but Ninotchka & Tanya couldn't wait & like most of the matches in the tourney so far , a quick attack took place as Ninotchka & Tanya came running out without even being introduced & the crowd flirting blondes finally heeded their look out warning a bit too late as they both turned at the same time , turning right into heavy boots connecting with their chests that sent both lifegurads crashing down onto the floor & Ninotchka & Tanya followed up by stomping away at them as the ref tried to restore some order & even without the match officially starting yet , he resorted to giving the bad girls the 5 count to stop their assault , which they did at 4 3/4 & backed away to avoid the preliminary DQ .
Ninotchka & Tanya took the time to switch blondes & brought them up by their hair & dragged them closer to the ring before whipping them hard towards it where the backs of both Summer & Sandy rammed hard into the ring's apron & before they could do anything else , Ninotchka & Tanya grabbed them & drove their backs back into the rings edge over & over again as the ref resorted to the 5 count again , Ninotchka & Tanya broke in time , but the ref told them that the match hasn't officially began & if they kept it up , he would DQ them without ever even ringing the bell to start it .
Ninotchka & Tanya backed away for a moment before grabbing the lifeguards & tossing them into the ring where they brought them up by their hair & whipped them off the ropes & as the blondes rebounded back , both were given High Back Body Drops & as they turned over in pain , Summer was booted from the ring by Tanya who then went to her corner as Ninotchka stayed in with Sandy & once Tanya was set on the apron , the ref called for the bell to start it , but Sandy was already worse for wear & Ninotchka brought her up & Bodyslammed her to the mat & then brought her right back up & Bodyslammed her again & then a 3rd time , then a 4th , then a 5th , then a 6th time before strutting on over & tagging in Tanya who also began to Bodyslam Sandy into oblivion , giving her 7 slams & then bringing her up & with Sandy barely able to keep her feet , Tanya whipped Sandy off the ropes & on her return , Tanya gave Sandy a Spinning Backbreaker & held her over her knee as Ninotchka ran in & jumped up & bashed her balled up forearms into Sandy's wide open chest & mid , making Summer run in as well & attempt a Dropkick at Ninotchka , who was able to move out of the way since Summer was still a bit too slow & after a follow up stomp , Ninotchka brought Summer up & tossed her towards Tanya , who just recently pushed Sandy off her knee after Ninotchka bashed her & Tanya had just enough time to set herself & give Summer a Spinning backbreaker as well & then push her off her knee & out of the ring again as Ninotchka retook her position on the outside of the ring .
Tanya walked over & tagged in Ninotchka who along with Tanya , placed Sandy on the top rope & then together set her up for a top rope suplex & hit it , making the fans feel Sandy's pain from the heavy impact & as Tanya left the ring , Ninotchka brought a limp Sandy up for another suplex & gave Sandy her secondary finisher , a Slingshot Suplex as she dropped Sandy's legs down onto the top rope for momentum & then let the momentum & gravity do the rest as Sandy went up & over & hit hard on the mat , not as impactful as the Top Rope Suplex she just took , but whatever little she had left was taken by the Slingshot Suplex & as the fans boo'd , Ninotchka folded Sandy's legs over & did her legsit cover & just threw her arms up as always as the ref moved in & 1-2-3 & to add some emphasis to it , Ninotchka kept her legsit cover for 10 additional secs before getting up & having her hand raised with Tanya as they made their statement they wanted to as they had just dominated the lifeguards very quickly to advance .
A vignette then took place " Asking Ashley " who of course read some fan mail & offered advice to all but the last which of course was a little bit too risque & made Ashley give a little smile & wave her finger " Uh - Uh - Uh "
MATCH # 6 -- THE BEVERLY HILLS KNOCKOUTS VS THE LUCHADORAS
Beverly Hills's most desirable Bachlorettes , Ashley Cartier & Tina Ferrari came out 1st greeting the fans while flirting with some of the really cute guys in the audience , caring less if they were with another woman or not & also teasing everybody that they they would be the new champions when it was said & done because let's face it " we were born to wear gold " they said & upon entering the ring , did the title around the waist gesture as their opponets from Mexico , Dark Lucha & Crimson Lucha , The Luchadoras came out & even though they were playing the heels & were getting mostly boos , a few small kids still held out their hands for a high five & in true mexican respect fashion , the Luchadoras high fived the kids & whoever else stuck out their hands & they slid into the ring & actually extended their hands as a friendly gesture for good luck & despite everyone saying " No - No - No " Ashley & Tina fell for the age old trick , except this time , the Luchadoras did nothing but have a clean handshake & broke away while nodding respectfully at Tina & Ashley , getting some fans to clap at the display of sportsmanship .
Tina & Ashley turned ready to choose who would go 1st & when they did the Luchadoras now that the pleasantries were out of the way , went into attack mode as yet another match began in this fashion as they Dropkicked the Knockouts from behind , making they flip over the top rope , land on their feet on the ring apron , & had their momentum continue to carry them to the floor below where they fell on their million dollar sexy asses & as soon as they got up , the Luchadoras ran towards them & jumped through the middle rope & collided into them , knocking them to the floor as the luchadoras stumbled away a bit dazed as the impact too a bit from them as well , but they entered the ring & Crimson Lucha stayed in & Dark Lucha went out as they awaited the peeved Knockouts giving them a nasty stare before regrouping & Tina slid into the ring & let out a small smile as she nodded her head in acknowledgment that they got them on that one .
Tina & Crimson locked up & Crimson quickly Arm Dragged Tina to the mat & turned to celebrate with her partner & when she turned , Tina Arm Dragged her to the mat & turned & shook her ass a few times , but by doing so , didn't see the black clad Luchadora quickly dart into the ring & when Tina turned , she was Arm Dragged down yet again & the Black Luchadora tried to mock her & when she was done , Ashley was there waiting on her to Arm Drag her to the mat & as soon as she did her little celebration , Ashley went from " Yahoo " to " Whoa " as Crimson Lucha Arm Dragged her down to the mat & then Crimson was Arm Dragged again by Tina , then Tina Arm Dragged by Black Lucha , Black Lucha Arm Dragged by Ashley , Ashley Arm Dragged by Crimson Lucha & so the cycle kept going as 1 lady hit a successful arm Drag only to get Arm Dragged to the mat in return as the Arm Drag cycle went full & whole 16 times around before Crimson Lucha finally broke the cycle by Dropkicking Ashley as the ref just watched , allowing the match to go by Lucha Libre rules where once the action broke down & all the wrestlers were in the ring , things just went the way things went until there was a finish or someone did something that warranted a DQ , more often than not it was an inept ref who got too close to the action & when a Tecnica ( Good Girl / Face ) ducked a move attempt by a Ruda ( Heel ) he was there to get hit by complete accident & would DQ the Ruda without a second thought .
Tina & Crimson meanwhile stuggled for control as they were locked up arm in arm until Black Lucha ran up to them a kicked Tina in her side when she was not ready which took some ait out of her & they then quickly followed up by whipping her forward just as Ashley stood , making the Knockouts collide into each other & go down to the mat as the Luchadoras then brought Tina right back up & whipped her into the opposite corner & then Crimson Lucha whipped Black Lucha in Tina's direction where she gave the Knockout a Body Splash in the corner & just after Black Lucha jumped , Crimson Lucha ran at Tina also & as Black Lucha stepped aside , Tina was unable to defend Crimson's attack which was a big solid boot to her head that made her fall to the side & through the ropes , onto the apron & to the floor .
Ashley meanwhile went at Black Lucha & was giving her some kicks to her sides until Crimson Lucha gave her a kick right to her sexy ass , making Ashley straighten up & grab at her own ass as a freed up Black Lucha gave an erect Ashley a boot to her chest that drove her back into the corner where Crimson Lucha came charging in & Monkey tossed Ashley up & over & when she got up stunned , Black Lucha gave her a hard Dropkickto her chest that made Ashley crash hard into the corner & stand dazed as Crimson Lucha came charging in & gave Ashley the same straight boot to the head that made her fall out of the ring as Tina came rolling back into it as the match really did have a Lucha Libre way to it now except that usually there would be an extra girl on each side .
Black Lucha grabbed Tina up by her hair as Crimson moved in to help her & together , the Luchadoras gave Tina 3 knees each to her mid & chest area before sending her off the ropes & on Tina's return , she was given a Spinebuster & then quickly placed into a Camel Clutch / Boston Crab combo by the bad girls & even began to get twisted from sided to side until Ashley slid back ito the ring which was seen by the Luchadoras who quickly dropped Tina & gave Ashley a few stomps before bringing her up & whipping her off the ropes & on her return , she too was given a Spinebuster to the mat & then she also was then put into a Camel Clutch / Boston Crab combo & began to get twisted in it as well , but refused to give up as Tina did her best to pull herself up , which made the Luchadoras drop Ashley & return their attention back to her .
Both Luchadoras in tandem gave Tina a big boot to her chest , making her crash into the corner , but they moved her to the ropes & & whipped her together & on her return , Black Lucha gave her a High Back Body Drop & as soon as she hit the mat , Crimson grabbed her by her legs & slowly but surely worked her so Tina was spinning around & around where Black Lucha timed the circling to deliver a Running Dropkick to Tina's head that knocked her out of Crimson's grasp & made her roll out of the ring almost out of it & as she did , the Luchadoras moved in on Ashley as she got to her feet in a daze & after giving her a few chops to her chest , they whipped her off the ropes where this this time , Crimson gave her a High Back Body Drop & as she hit , Black Lucha grabbed Ashley by the legs & worked her until she was able to put ashley into a swing around where Crimson timed it out & delivered her own Running Dropkick to the head of Ashley , making her roll almost out of it out of the ring & to the floor as the ref began to give the Knockouts the ring out count as the Luchadoras seeked the adoration from the crowd which was only a few small smattering of people .
Luckilly for Tina & Ashley , the Luchadoras a few times walked to the rings edge wanting the Knockouts to get back up , making the ref stop his count & get the Luchadoras back until Tina rolled back into the ring , but like a pack of wild dogs , the Luchadoras moved in on Tina & gave her a few stomps before bringing her up & yelled something in spanish at the fans before whipping her into the corner & then seeked the fans endorsement as they set up for another corner assault , wasting time by doing so , but Tina still seemed as dazed as she was when she hit the corner & she remained that way as Crimson propelled her partner towards the Knockout who was there , was there , was there , until Black Lucha was oh so close & out of the blue , Tina was able to move at the very last possible second , making Black Lucha crash hard into the corner & fall onto her knees .
As Crimson Lucha saw Tina move , she charged at her , but out of nowhere , Ashley nailed her with a Dropkick that was almost an instant KO , but Crimson Lucha got up to her feet but was lost in space as Tina & Ashley ran at her a gave her a Double Dropkick that knocked her out of the ring & then they turned their attention towards Black Lucha who was still stunned from her hard hit in the corner from her missed charge & the reenergized Knockouts gave a boots to her chest & knocked her into the corner where they together whipped Black Lucha into the opposite corner & Ashley grabbed her own partner & whipped her towards the heel & gave her a taste of her own medicine as Tina nailed Black Lucha with a Body Splash & instead of Ashley charging in also , Tina sent Black Lucha towards her where Ashley ave her a big Spear to the mat .
Crimson Lucha was standing dazed now on the ring's edge, but Tina ran at her & nailed her with a Baseball Slide , keeping her out of the fray as Ashley brought Black Lucha to her feet & bent her backwards & soon Tina joined her until Black Lucha was bent far back & in a shot , Ashley & Tina sprang her back forward , driving Black Lucha's head hard into the mat with a double Spike DDT which Tina & Ashley called the " Gold Rush " & with Crimson Lucha no factor on the outside , Tina made the cover as Ashley stood guard as the ref made the count , 1-2-3 & the Beverly Hills Hotties were on to the next round .
The California Doll was then in her " Points to Ponder " vignette & when done it was time for the next match in the opening round.
MATCH # 7 -- COLOMBIANA & SPANISH RED VS PALESTINA & NINJIA
Tina & Ashley were still leaving the stage as Colombiana & Red came dancing down it where the 2 teams exchanged hugs , a congratuatory hug for Tina & Ashley & a Good Luck hug for the Latino Hoties who after the hugs , continued their sexy dancing to the ring where they awaited their opponents , Palestina & Ninjia , who like all heels , cared less about being boo'd as Palenstina let Ninjia do tricks with her ninja staff as Palestina just went into the ring & rolled out her prayer rug & did her pre match ritual until Ninjia entered the ring stood guard over her so her prayer time would not be rudely interupted by the Latino's who cared less about her praying thinking more like she would need them to defeat them .
Palestina seemed finall ready to wrap her prayer session up , so Ninjia turned away & taunted the crowd & as she did , Palestina bowed her head yet again for another session & with Ninjia not knowing of it , Colombiana & Red decided to check her out until Ninjia saw it & charged at them to get away from her partner , but Colombiana & Red , who was standing behind Palestina , moved away from Ninjia's wild charge & Ninjia accidentally ran into her own partner , angering the middle eastern that her partner broke up such a sacred ritual , accepting no excuses & they argued until Colombiana & Red dropkicked both from behind sending them out to the floor where they then both argued with each other further as well as yelled at the latino babes for their actions .
Ninjia & Palestina after a few looks back & forth with each other & Colombiana & Red refocused on each other & seemed to make a peace as they walked to their corner , unaware that the ref was counting them out , but Palestina realized it just in time & slid into the ring to face Red as Colombiana left the ring to make it 1 on 1 to get it going .
As Red & Palestina locked up , Palestina broke her hands free quickly & reached up & raked the eyes of Red , making her back up a few steps where she followed up with a chop to the chest & then she sent Red off the ropes where on her return , Palestina bent over to high back body drop Red , but Red somersaulted over her & when a confused Palestina turned back to her , Red was right there to deliver a solid dropkick to the arab girl , putting her to the mat & as she did , Ninjia came in & tried to get at Red , but Red saw her coming just in time & moved out of the way where Ninjia's momentum carried her forward to where Colombiana grabbed the top rope & catapulted herself over , nailing Ninjia with a hard shoulder block that made her go back the other way where she collided into Palestina just as she got back up to her feet , sending her back down as Red teased them with the crowd & watched as Palestina & Ninjia soon got back up & once again began to argue between them until Red rolled Palestina up from behind with a schoolgirl , getting almost a 3 count , Palestina kicking Red off just in time , but Red while flying backwards ,, had the presence of mind to deliver a little mule kick to Ninjia who was still standing there & it made her go backwards right into a dropkick by Colombiana , making her stumble backwards a few steps before going down to the mat where she landed right onto Palestina & Red quickly jumped onto the pile , but got only a 2 count as the ref counted anyway , the combined kick out by Palestina & Ninjia made Red go flying backwards , but her partner was right there to keep her from going down & as she made the save , they turned the save right into a salsa dance as they danced with each other for a few secs as Palestina & Ninjia while down , began to fight with each other again as they grabbed each others hair as their communication was still on completely different frequencies .
Palestina & Ninjia got to their feet & were still going at it as Colombiana & Red broke up their lovers quarry by dropkicking them yet again out of the ring where Palestina landed on the floor first & Ninjia followed shortly therafter since she grabbed at the ropes on her way out delaying her fall until Colombiana & Red pried her hands off the ropes , making her complete the journey where of all the places she could land , she landed right on Palestina who again once she got over the initial daze , again got angry that Ninjia hit her yet again & as Ninjia once again tried to explain herself , Palestina wasn't listening & gave Ninjia a chop to her chest & Ninjia chopped her back & from there, they exchanged a few more chops before going at each other while all the while , Colombiana & Red laughed & danced as the ref began to count them out again & did this time as it took security stepping in to pry the eliminated bad girls apart as their teamwork this night was like water & mud & the segment ended with Colombiana & Red bringing in small kids to dance with .
A " Dancing with the GLOW Girls " segement / vignette was next & once again , we got more of Colombiana & Red as they led some more GLOW Girls in learning some more moves , even a few bad girls joined in for comedic relief , but harmony & friendship ruled the day as the good girls helped the clumsy bad girls & at the end , they all were dancing as 1 single solitary group .
MATCH # 8 -- THE HEROINES VS CHAINSAW & SPIKE
The last match of the opening round arrived & there was room for just 1 more team & out first , hoping to be them was the Heroines , Fire & Ice , Fire of course in her red outfit & Ice in blue , ready to continue their momentum on their debut victory & ready to take down the GLOW veterans Chainsaw & Spike , now known more as The Goth Sisters than the Heavy Metal Sisters & with Spike & Fire in the ring ready to go , the ref called for the bell & the last leg of round 1 was underway .
The heroine & goth locked up & struggled fro control until Spkie grabbed a handful of Fire's hair & backed her up to where Chainsaw was where Chainsaw grabbed her hair & pulled her back & held her as Spike tried to hit Fire , but Fire was able to break free & Spike came all so close to hitting her own partner but held up in time & after what happened with Palestina & Ninjia moments ago , Chainsaw & Spike were going to show all they they were indeed a unified team , not a rougue one like Palestina & Ninjia were & to show it , they hugged for a few secs before Chainsaw broke the hug off & said " now go get her " , but when Spike turned , Fire was there to take her down with an arm drag & then when Spike got up , a dropkick drove her back into the corner where Fire followed her in , jumped up on her upper thighs , & grabbed her by her head as she went backwards , taking Spike down with a monkey toss & as Spike scrambled on her knees to seek the comfort of her partner for a few secs before tagging her in , Fire cartwheeled to her corner & tagged in Ice & both heel & face entered at pretty much the same time .
Chainsaw climbed through the ropes while Ice grabbed the top rope & leapt over the top rope into the ring where Chainsaw telegraphed the fact she wanted to clothesline the heroine & missed as Ice ducked her attempt & took her down with an arm drag & when Chainsaw got up & charged at her again , ice again , arm dragged her to the mat & as Chainsaw got up again , a bit slower this time , Ice initiated the offensive attack by running at Chainsaw & leapt up & grabbed her by her head & took her over with a flying snap mare to the mat & when Chainsaw got up in a daze , Ice dropkicked her into the corner & then followed up with a monkey toss of her own , just like Fire did with Spike moments ago , making her roll out of the ring to break the momentum & drop to her knees to rest as Ice struck a heroine pose & tagged back in Fire who then stood with Ice & they both did the same heroine pose before Ice left the ring as Fire walked around & clapped , trying to get the fans involved a bit more as Chainsaw cleared her cobwebs & climbed back into the ring .
Chainsaw & Fire locked up & battled for control until Chainsaw yanked Fire down by the hair & then gloated to the crowd , mocking Fire's clapping she just did , but Fire was up quickly & when the gloating heel turned , Fire was right there to greet her with a dropkick that drove Chainsaw right back into a corner where Fire charged in , jumped up onto the upper thigh of the big heel & for the 2nd time in the match , Chainsaw went sailing up & over via a monkey toss & went stumbling into another corner where Fire came charging in again , wanting to monkey toss her again , but Chainsaw this time time as she felt Fire's momentum beginning , held onto the ropes & Fire slid off of her & hit her head on the mat below .
Chainsaw stumbled forward & brought Fire to her feet & then charged with her to the corner where Spike was & Spike watched as Chainsaw appraoached & rammed Fire's head into the turnbuckle , sending her down yet again before Chainsaw tagged Spike in who brought Fire up & instantly put her back down by pulling her towards her & clotheslining her to the mat & then did it again , & then a 3rd time , then a 4th , then a 5th clothesline had Fire in big trouble as Ice began to stomp the mat with her feet & clap , trying to rally the fans around her partner as Spike brought Fire up yet again , this time whipping her off the ropes where Spike bent over , possibly giving Fire an opening to avoid it , counter , & tag in Ice , but instead , the rally attempt did not come in to play this time as Fire hit Spike's back who then lifted her body up & sent the heroine up & over with a high back body drop & when Fire slowly got to her feet , Spike charged & gave the heroine a big spear to the mat where Fire lay dazed as Spike tagged in Chainsaw & the bigger of the 2 came in looking to finish the heroine off .
Chainsaw brought Fire up & whipped her off the ropes , somehow the heroine stayed up & when she rebounded back , Chainsaw caught her a carried her sideways & went for a sidewalk slam on the heroine & as she began to do it , Spike , who had yet to leave the ring , ran off the ropes for momentum & as Chainsaw dropped Fire to the mat with the sidewalk slam , Spike added extra pain as she added a guillotine legdrop to the sidewalk slam before leaving the ring as Chainsaw moved in for the kill & brought Fire to her feet & lifted her up by her arms while stretched overhead , looking like Razor Ramon as it looked like a razor's edge was coming Fire's way , but instead , Chainsaw began to spin around & around & around & getting close to getting dizzy before releasing Fire who flew through the air while spinning down to the mat & hit hard on the mat as Chainsaw carried out her goth drop finisher & with Fire for the most part in the bad girls corner , Chainsaw made the cover & the ref began the count & with the distance needed to travel & with Spike keeping her away long enough , Ice culd not save her partner , it was up to her to summon her inner heroine powers to kick out , but they were as dizzy as the rest of her & with the fans booing , the ref made the count 1-2-3 & that was all she wrote for Fire as good lost to evil this time around as Chainsaw & Spike made it to the next round .
