So many stories spring to mind when considering this thread.
A lot of people use this site for fantasy and I have no problem with that. Just be good at it.
My own favourite is the ever-changing profile pic. A couple of the ladies on here have made medical history by having the world's first, and to my knowledge only, successful head transplants. Unfortunately, so giddy were they at having made medical history, they forgot to edit the comments section in their profile and so one is greeted with the picture of a buxom brunette only to scroll down and find potential rivals calling out a 'skinny blonde b*tch'.
There's also the people who have those pesky real life fights with other members. Then announce that have decided to 'finish' things in cyber so they can reveal the result of the real fight, dependant upon who wins the cyber fight. Huh?
And there are the people who just are bad at lying, not even on topic. Many years back, when these chatrooms were in their infancy, I met a lady who claimed to be a lawyer. Given that her grammar and spelling were so poor, I took this to be a joke on her part and accordingly lol'ed at her comment. She became enraged at the suggestion that she might not be a lawyer and challenged me to throw any legal question at her and she would answer it, including, in her own words, explaining what an 'after david' was.
I could go on but I think I hear someone on the stairs...