Here we go , it's Selena Gomez with the cover on Miley Cryus & 1-2-3 , " Holy Shit Bombs , I Can't believe this as for the 1st time EVER , Selena Gomez & Ariana Grande , the Celebrity Wrestling Leagues biggest JOBBERS EVER has won a match , how could this happen , they have never been in any match they have been in , every match they have been in has been a complete MASSACRE ? . "
" It doesn't matter how it happen , the fact is , it did & look at Miley Cyrus , she just got her sorry ass pinned by Selena Gomez , one of this league's all time weakest & pathetic wrestlers as Ariana , while being just as pathetic , has not been around as long & although Miley has lost way more matches then she has won , she is a total jobber herself , but she should be able to defeat someone like Selena & Ariana , probably by herself , let alone tonight here inb a tag match as Miley is beside herself right now & I can't blame her , SHE GOT PINNED BY SELENA as she is yelling at her tag partner , Hayley Williams , blaming her for this as their frustrations are showing as not did they just lose to wrestling BIGGEST JOBBERS EVER , they have been losing alot themselves & now Miley has asked for the mic & is talking " Hayley , it's YOUR FAULT we lost tonight , your fault , we have been losing alot of matches & I think that it has been YOU that has been dropping the ball in the contributiuon to our teams lack of success " & with that , Hayley tugged the mic free from Miley's hand , " Miley , i'm not the problem , your the problem , let's face it Miley , you have been a Jobber here from day 1 & now your pissed because you got pinned by THE ULTIMATE DOORMAT JOBBER , I mean Selena Gomez , you were in the ring & got in the situation you were in on your own , Selena & Ariana NEVER go on the offensive against anybody , but they did tonight against your sorry ass HANNAH MONTANA " .
Miley , always ticked off now when people call her Hannah Montana , ripped the mic away from Hayley who joked , that's the best power move you have ever done Hannah Montana " DON'T CALL ME HANNAH MONTANA YOU BITCH , YOU DROPPED THE BALL TONIGHT , YOU COST US THIS MATCH , YOU COULD OF HELPED ME ANYTIME TONIGHT & YOU DIDN'T & I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP " & with that , Miley stepped froward & nailed Hayley across her forehead with the mic , knocking her to the mat & followed up by continuing to smash the mic into Hayley's forehead as Miley yelled at her before leaving the ring as Hayley lay dazed & lightly bleeding , but Miley got to the top of the stage as Hayley grabbed the mic , cursed Miley , & challenged her to a match for ther next show , in which Miley accepted as the Miley Cyrus / Hayley Williams Tag Team was officially over .
Both ladies were introduced , the ref having to constantly hold Miley back who wanted at her ex partner & show that she was not the weak link of the team , although she mostly was on the losing end for her team , but as soon as the bell rang , Hayley began to smile as she quickly began to clap her hands & since she was now the good girl , in this match at least , the fans joined in & clapped along & when Hayley also began to say " Hannah Montana " so did the crowd in that clapping pattern who always hear , making Miley stoem arounf the ring , holding her ears while shouting at the fans to shut up , which only egged them on more & louder .
Hayley eventually got the crowd to quiet down when she then pointed to the jumbo tron which came on & showed Miley getting pinned by Selena as the play by play guy was heard saying , 1-2-3 , Holy Shit , I can't believe it Selena Gomez has finally won a match Selena won a match as she has just pinned Miley Cyrus " & with that , it all of a sudden repeated itself , & repeated itself , & repeated itself over & over as Miley stormed to the ropes closest to the jumbo tron & yelled at whoever would listen to turn what was on off & as she bitched away , Hayley finally got the action started as she ran up behind Miley , grabbed her , & tried a quick rollup , but Miley kicked out at 2 & frustrated about everything , got up & charged at Hayley , who clotheslined her to the mat & when Miley got up , she was clotheslined right back down & when she got back up , was clotheslined down again , this time she stayed down & rolled out of the ring , a bit stunned but more ticked off that things were not going her way , making her slap her hands on the ring apron as she threw a small tantrum .
The tantrum Miley was throwing suddenly ended as Hayley ran at her & did a baseball slide , ramming her feet into Miley's chest , sending her down onto her ass where she again threw a small tantrum as Hayley slid out of the ring to keep her advantage going & as she reached down for Miley , Miley reached up real quick & was able to rake the eyes of Hayley , making her back up , rubbing at her eyes as she backed up as Miley got up & taunted the crowd real quick before she charged at Hayley , but the eye rake was a temporary distraction & as Miley charged , the irritation the eye rake caused disappeared , & Hayley dodged Miley's charge & at the same time , got her hands on her & made sure her momentum continued forward where Miley's head hit the steel ringpost , dropping her to her knees where Hayley backed up , grabbed Miley's head , & backed her ass up into Miley's face & rubbed her ass back & forth to add some humiliation to Miley who was not backing up her tough talk so far .
Miley scrambled away after Hayley freed her face from her ass , but Miley scrambled right into the padded wall , bumping her head lightly & when she turned , Haley was right there to give her another stinkface until Miley mustered enough umph to push her away , but Hayley didn't go far & turned very quickly & kicked Miley right upside her head , almost ko'ing her as Miley fell forward onto her front where Hayley kicked her onto her back & sat her ass right back down onto Miley's face as she gave her another stinface , this time doing it for a full minute as Miley was going nowhere as the kick in the head almost ko'd her & the stinkfacing was not allowing any free air to come to the pop princess who once again seemed to have yet another loss on her record soon upcoming as according to the standings in this league , there were only 3 wrestlers worse then she , Selena Gomez , Ariana Grande , & Carly Rae Jespen , who incidently earlier , all 3 were DEMOLISHED in a 3 on 1 handicap match vs Charlize Theron .
Hayley stood up & yanked a limp Miley to her feet , but Miley stayed up long enough so Hayley could walk her ringside & roll her into the ring where she followed her in & since Miley was near the corner , Hayley just sat her in the corner , pulled up he bottoms a bit & stinkfaced Miley yet again , doing it for a full minute , pulling away for a few secs here & there before parking her ass back on Miley's face again & after about a minute , haylet walked forward & slowly rolled Miley to another corner , put her into a seated position & stinkfaced her again for another minute & then rolled her to another corner & stinkfaced her yet again & then rolled her to the last corner so all corners were visited & all the fans got a different look of Hayley stinkfacing Miley as she just bumped & grinded away as Miley sat out of it & once Hayley stopped the 4th corner stinkfacing , Hayley taunted the out of it pop princess before dragging her to the middle of the ring , putting her up on her knees where Miley stayed up although out of it as Hayley ran off the ropes & when close enough , jumped & turned , ramming her ass into Miley's face & knocking her over onto her back where Hayley stood over Miley & sat her ass right down fully onto Miley's face & thrust it back & forth as the ref moved in & made the count , 1-2-3 as Miley went down in defeat yet again .
