It was fight night in the Celebrity Wrestling Federation as they held a special event at the stroke of midnight as all attendees were all dressed up to watch the matches & the ring announcer , Micheal Keaton , wore his Beatlejuice costume & still looked every much like him when he made the movie as he was set to announce the next match , a Ladies Tag Team Match between the favored good girls , Katy Perry & Nicki Minaj , who were facing the jobber team of Lil Mama & Ke$ha who seemed like the only team they could beat all the time was the threesome tandem who comprise of the Young Stars , Selena Gomez , Ariana Grande , & Carly Rae Jepsen , demolishing them in fact to show how jobberific those 3 were , but they have had some upsets here & there , but with another one tonight , Katy & Nicki would of been the best team they beat to date , but they were still the underdogs as Katy & Nicki still had the expreience & fans on their side .
Lil Mama & Ke$ha came out 1st to mostly boos , but like the other pro wrestling feds , there were fans who did like to root for the heels & they just wore their regular ring attire as they wanted to be the buzzkills they are & they just dissed the fans as they got into the ring awaiting their opponents as they had suspicious looking smiles on their faces as they waved to Micheal to go ahead & calle dthe goody goody good girls out , so he did & out they came to a big ovation , Katy appearing on stage in a sexy Toy Soldier costume while on her right side , there was Nicki wearing the sexy Wonder Woman outfit she was famous for & as always , looked super sexy in it as any babe dressed as Wonder Woman never got old & both had apples in their hand & each took a bite of it in a sexy way to keep the crowd going & as they did bite the apples , Lil Mama & Ke$ha high fived for some reason as it was ill timed , but for jobbers like themselves , nothing did make sense .
Katy & Nicki soon were in the ring with the heels after making the rounds with the crowd but as they walked up to the bad girls with big smiles on their faces , they found their smiles disappear as they both felt a little pang in their heads & shook them back & forth real quuick before regaining their focus " what's the matter , somebody ate a bad apple ? " chimed in Lil Mama & Katy & Nicki quickly realized that the special halloween basket in their dressing room may not of been from management & also realized that if it had some sort of sleep drug in it , they would be in for a rough night & had to take care of business quickly & without missing a beat , Katy & Nicki barged forward with no loss of energy & Nicki began to give Lil Mama hard forearms to the side of her head as Katy did the same to Ke$ha as the heels bid a retreat to the ropes , only to have Katy & Nicki stop the forearms & send the baddies shooting off the ropes where on their return , high back body drops had the heels twisting around in the ring like Curly from the three stooges in one of his " whoop whooop whooop " sessions until Lil Mama & Ke$ha finally stood & stumbled around in different direction where Katy dropkicked Lil Mama into the corner & once Ke$ha stumbled around to the right spot , Nicki dropkicked her into a corner & then the good girls charged in , jumped up onto the upper thighs of the heels while grabbing at the back of their heads & then pulled backwards , sending Ke$ha & Lil Mama flying up & over with perfectly executed monkey tosses as the momentum was the best antidote to whatever was in the apples so far .
Lil Mama & Ke$ha slowly got up as Katy & Nicki waited , currently showing no effects of whatever was in the apple as luckilly for them , they did not eat the whole thing & probably did not get a full dose of whatever was in it & could outlast it & as Ke&ha & Lil Mama stood & drifted apart , Katy & Nicki nailed them with dropkicks again, making Ke$ha go towards Lil Mama & Lil Mama towards Ke$ha where the 2 collided & went down as Katy & Nicki were able to smile & slaute the crowd as Lil Mama & Ke$ha again stumbled to their feet , only to have Katy & Nicki charge at them & take them down with flying headscissor takeovers where Lil Mama & Ke$ha went down & slowly crawled into a seated position in the corners trying to call a time out as the fans got a good laugh at their expense " you want a time out " both Katy & Nicki said " ok , you rest & we will rest " & Katy & Nicki rested by parking their backsides against the faces of the heels & giving them a good stinkfacing before breaking away as the ref had to give the good girls the 5 count to break as they were having too much fun , but they broke , brought Lil Mama & Ke$ha up to their feet & gave them running bulldogs & went for the covers , 1-2 but no 3 as both Lil Mama & Ke$ha got their shoulders up , but Katy & Nicki were quick to bring them up back to their feet & rope whip them one more time & as Lil Mama & Ke$ha rebounded back , whatever Katy & Nicki had planned next was put on hold as they both grabbed at their heads again as the drug made a 2nd attack on them & this time , an awkward collision took place between all 4 women , Lil Mama & Ke$ha went down , but Katy & Nicki both backed up with their heads now a bit clouded as the activity was now working against them .
Lil Mama & Ke$ha got up & Katy & Nicki went after them , but took only a step or 2 before their grogginess , quickly setting in , made them stop in their tracks as Lil Mama & Ke$ha slowly got their wind back & gave the good girls hard shoves against the ropes & then followed with knees that connected to their mids that quickly had the drugged good girls in trouble as Lil Mama & Ke$ha got into a rythmn with thier knees as they gave the good girls 10 each & then sent them off the ropes & ran after them & on the return , perfected executed butt bashes to the chests put Katy & Nicki down as the match took a quick turn in favor of the bad girls .
" Well Lil M , looks like 2 kids ate the wrong halloween treat here tonight , huh ? " " oh yes Keesh , kids should always have their treats checked first " & with that , they both brought Nicki up together , whipped her off the ropes & greeted her with a double elbow on her return & after Nicki was down , they followed up with double elbows to Nicki's chest , stood , dropped elbows down again across Nicki's chest & then stood & gave her a 3rd double elbow drop down acoss the Wonder Woman's chest before turning their attention to Katy who wa son her knees looking dazed as the heels got to her & helpled the toy soldier to her feet as Nicki rolled out of the way during that time allowing a lane for Katy to be whippe doff the ropes for a double elbow to her chest to put her down & the heels like they did with Nicki , followed up by giving Katy 3 elbow drops to her chest before they taunted the crowd about how they were supposed to be jobbers & it was the Katy & Nicki getting their asses kicked by them tonight , but yeah , they drugged them .
Both Katy & Nicki were yanked to their feet , backed away from each other & then shoved forward into each other where wonder woman & the toy soldier collided & went down & then brought right back up & snap mared down near different corners & in a complete daze slowly sat in the corner trying to use the ropes as some energy boost or something , but the drug was in full effect as well as the offense Lil Mama & Ke$ha were able to produce now & Lil Mama cried out " thought the stinkfaces were so funnu huh ? , come on Keesh ., let's return the favor " & just like that , it was Lil Mama & Ke$ha now having fun stinkfacing their opponents as Lil Mama gave Katy a faceful & Ke$ha gave Nicki a faceful , grinding their asses back & forth with alot of zest as Katy & Nicki had zero fight in them & it was the ref who had to save them as he gave Lil Mama & Ke$ha a 5 count to break which they did in time as everything else seemed to be being let slide by the ref .
Lil Mama & Ke$ha slowly switched victims as now Ke$ha was letting Katy have an assful while Nicki was getting it from Lil Mama until the ref gave them the 5 count again & they took their times switching yet again & again they let loose with big stinkfaces to the hapless good girls & once again , made the ref count before they broke & switched yet again & let the wonder woman babe & sexy toy soldier get an assful , broke off before the 5 again , but quickly parked their keisters against the faces of their opponents again , broke off at 4 3/4 & then gave them yet 1 more round of stinkfaces , staying with their opponents .
After finally breaking away this time , Nicki & Katy were yanked up & stood out on their feet as they were grabbed around the head as Lil Mama & Ke$ha returned the favor of their earlier bulldogs by bulldogging Katy & Nicki side by side , leaving them laying next to each other , which did not last long as Nicki was dragge dby both heels towards Katy's lower half & they shoved Nicki's face right down into Katy's ass & ground Nici's head back & forth as Nicki now got stinkface dby her own partner & when the ref reached almost 5 , Nicki was dragged away & let free as the baddies now tugged Katy over to Nicki & shoved Katy's face into Nicki's ass & thrashed her head back & forth as Nicki unwillingly stinkfaced Katy as the ref gave them the 5 count to break again , getting some fans to boo as they kind of enjoyed seeing the stinkfacing , they loved Katy & Nicki , but with the 2 fan favorites out of it & drugged , they might as well go with the flow & the stinkfacing was the only thing the ref was stopping .
Lil Mama & Ke$ha gave each other a high five & decided it was time to try to get a win & Lil Mama yanked Nicki up & held her while Ke4ha yanked Katy up & held onto her & looked at each other & upon a nod , they dropped to the mat with wonder woman & the toy soldier delivering textbook DDT's & rolled them onto their backs wher Lil Mama parker her ass right ontop of Nicki's face as Ke$ha parked her ass ontop of Katy's face & each hooked the inner leg of their covered victim & the ref used both hands to make the count on both good girls , 1-2-3 , the toy soldier was pinned & so was wonder woman as the jobbers , thanks to the drugged apple , pulled off the upset & the fans boo'd yet again now that the result was in favor of the bad girls .
