(My apologies for the tardiness in getting this posted.)
Kaley Cuoco
Jennifer LawrenceThe Four Corners Match is simple enough to describe: in order to win, a wrestler must tag the top turnbuckle of all four corners within sixty seconds, while also holding onto their opponent. For Kaley, it seemed an easy enough stipulation to win, particularly since she was just coming off of a victory over Katie Holmes in just such a match.
Where the blonde's calculations failed her, however, was in anticipating that it might just be her opponent doing the buckle tagging.
To be fair, as the match progressed, it looked very much as if Cuoco was sailing toward another triumph. Although Jennifer had controlled much of the action early in the fight, Kaley's skill and stamina began to win out, and for the last few minutes she had been clearly in command. Ironically, it was her own success that undermined her; on a roll, she decided to go for a big pop from the crowd with a high risk move. As the dazed Lawrence lay prone upon the match, Cuoco carefully climbed up the turnbuckle of the nearest corner, precariously balancing herself upon the top ropes, intend on splashing down upon her adversary and wiping her out.
Unfortunately for the fan favorite, her victim wasn't quite as dazed and helpless as she had presumed. Before Kaley knew what was happening, Jennifer was up to her feet and chopping at her opponent's ankles. Cuoco's feet were knocked from the ropes, and gravity did the rest...her eyes crossed and she let out an agonized moan as she was crotched upon the steel turnbuckle. With a wicked gleam in her eye, Lawrence then spent the next several minutes punishing her foe, slamming her from pillar to post, and taunting Kaley and her fans alike for the embattled blonde's seeming haplessness, all as a chorus of boos cascaded down upon her.
Finally tiring of her domination, Jennifer grabbed her opponent my her matted flaxen mane and dragged her on wobbly legs to the first corner, where Lawrence made a big production of slapping the turnbuckle. Chuckling and wearing a supremely self-satisfied smirk, Jennifer then dragged the stumbling Cuoco to the next corner and repeated the action, and then once more at the third. Turning her attention to the fourth and final corner, Lawrence flipped her middle finger to the jeering fans, who were noisily protesting the impending defeat of their heroine.
However, just shy of the corner, Jennifer was halted in her tracks. Looking over her shoulder, she sees Kaley desperately grasping the top rope. Looking back at the corner, Lawrence reaches out with her free hand, but her fingers fall nearly a foot short of victory. She then turns back to her adversary, violently pulling her hair to try and pry her loose from the cable before the sixty seconds expired, and they would have to do it all over again. "Let go, you cow!" Jennifer hissed, as she kicked up with her right leg at the rope, trying to knock it loose from Kaley's grip.
Cuoco did let go with one hand, so as to catch Jennifer's ankle in mid-kick. Now left hopping on one leg while Kaley held her other up, Jennifer could offer no practical defense as her opponent decides...not without good reason...that what's good for goose is also good for the gander. Snapping her right foot up, Kaley punts a wicked kick squarely into Jennifer's womanhood. The dirty blonde's mouth falls open as her eyes go wide, but only the barest squeak escaped her throat as she collapses to the mat, her hands clutching her aching groin.
Although in desperate need of time to fully recuperate, Cuoco knows she can't afford that luxury. And so, drawing upon her last reserves of strength, she grabs her adversary by the hair and hauls her back up to her feet. She then drags her over to the first corner and slams Jennifer's face into the turnbuckle. The maneuver is repeated at the following corner, and the next, and finally at the last corner. Kaley makes a point of putting some real effort into this one, and Lawrence's body careens backward from the impact, leaving her spread eagled upon the canvas, glazed eyes staring up uncomprehending at the arena lights.
Strutting over to her fallen foe, Kaley impishly plants a boot upon the heaving chest of the beaten woman and allows the referee to raise her right arm in victory. "Not so tough when you don't have your bitch friend watching your back, are you?" she sneers down at Jennifer, referring to Lawrence's controversial recent win over Scarlett Johansson.
Then, blowing kisses to her many fans, Kaley climbs out of the ring and saunters up the aisleway.
