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General Category => Celebrity Fights => Celebrity Fights - General => Topic started by: Gent on March 30, 2009, 07:31:27 PM
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Hey guys sorry i dont know how to post pictures yet but if someone could post one of each or even a story then it would rock!
I will try writing one myself too, who do you think would win ?
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
LINDSEY LOHAN
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Lindsay is sexy as hell in her leather, but that heavy cigarette habit is going to hurt her in a fight!
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smoking again
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always with a cigarette!
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Wow nice find, didnt know she smoked, but naked, body to body, who would win, tryin to find some nice bikini shots to add, any help would be great ;)
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Smoking in a bikini
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Boob shot
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The 128 KB limit makes it a bit hard to post a ton of photos.
Check out here for more of Lindsay in smoking in leather, smoking bikinis, etc. including some of her running in a bikini with a cigarette.
http://www.smokingcelebs.com/l/lohan.html
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Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson each accepted roles in this blockbuster movie before they knew the other had. If either had known, maybe it would have been different, but maybe it wouldn’t have, because this was going to be a big hit.
They had met each other before, but were not friends. Lindsay was 24, two years younger than Scarlett. They had each dated Jared Leto in the past, Scarlett first and Lindsay later.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/scarlett-johansson.htm
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/lindsay-lohan.htm
That was a big part of the animosity between them, but it grew on set. Scarlett was a diva, and she knew it, but Lindsay took it to a new level. Lindsay brought constant drama, and it all appeared in the tabloids. Most of it dealt with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, and her weight, which seemed to be sinking endlessly. Scarlett was very small according to real people standards, but curvy by Hollywood standards. Lindsay was a rail, and bordered on looking “heroin chic.”
Despite her diva status, Scarlett was fairly professional on set. She didn’t want to be there any longer than necessary and so worked hard to be ready at her appointed times. Lindsay was not that way; she was constantly late, often hung over or over-tired, and needed break after break. Even her cigarette smoking became an issue, as she could not go more than two or three takes without calling for a smoke break. If a shooting day went 10 or 12 hours, which it often did, Lindsay would go through more than two packs of Marlboro Reds, very strong cigarettes. More than once, Scarlett was heard to say, “Shit, I like to smoke too, but she can’t go a minute without a fucking cigarette!”
The feud erupted during one of Lindsay’s many cigarette breaks. Her role had her as a biker chick, so she was in her full leather regalia, painted on leather pants tucked into knee high boots, a leather vest, and her leather biker jacket. She called for a break, immediately lit up a Marlboro Red, and took her cell phone from her “assistant.” She was talking to her girlfriend Sam again, as she did dozens of times per day. She was loudly complaining about Scarlett, saying, “Jared told me she was a bitch, and he was right!”
Scarlett wasn’t far from Lindsay at the time, and overheard this. It infuriated her and she attacked. The two actresses were behind a trailer at the time. Scarlett charged up behind Lindsay and grabbed her by her long hair. Lindsay dropped her cell phone and her cigarette as Scarlett easily pulled her backward to the ground.
Lindsay crumpled awkwardly. Scarlett grasped her thin neck with both hands in a choke. Lindsay’s hands went to Scarlett’s wrists but she was too weak to protect herself. Lindsay’s eyes were wide with fear and her tongue was out of her mouth as she gasped for air. Scarlett taunted her: “What’s the matter, slut? Can’t breathe? Are you glad you smoke like a chimney now?”
Scarlett let go and Lindsay’s hands went to her throat and she was hacking horribly as she tried to get air to her smoky lungs. Scarlett started pummeling Lindsay’s chest and midsection with kicks. Lindsay squirmed but could not escape as Scarlett’s shoe landed hard on her soft body. Lindsay’s boots kicked weakly a couple of times and then she ran out of energy and tried just to endure the attack. Scarlett sat down violently on Lindsay’s midsection, crushing Lindsay’s diaphragm, preventing her from getting any air.
When Scarlett grew bored of this attack, she got off Lindsay. Lindsay was wheezing and coughing and her arms were around her burning chest. Scarlett paced a little bit, flipped Lindsay so she was laying on her back, then saw a metal trash can cover which she picked up. Scarlett put her foot on one of Lindsay’s boots, pinning her ankle to the ground. She sneered at Lindsay: “Think all that leather is going to protect your skinny leg?” She then jammed the trash can lid into Lindsay’s knee. Lindsay screamed with pain, and Scarlett jammed the lid into her thigh. Lindsay managed to gasp: “You’re breaking my leg! You’re breaking my leg!” Scarlett then jammed the lid into Lindsay’s leather covered crotch, left it there, and applied pressure, grinding it into Lindsay’s womanhood. Lindsay could only groan with the pain. Scarlett taunted her: “I bet there have been a lot things between these slutty little legs!”
After grinding the lid into Lindsay’s crotch, Scarlett tossed it to the side. Lindsay was writhing in terrible pain. “God, I’m hurt. You really hurt my leg.” Again Scarlett stalked like a lioness on the hunt. She straddled over Lindsay again, then knelt down, putting her knee right between Lindsay’s soft, leather covered breasts. She ground her knee into Lindsay’s vulnerable breastbone and Lindsay was screaming in pain. Scarlett added insult to injury by slapping Lindsay’s face several times. Scarlett then pinned both of Lindsay’s shoulders to the ground with her knees and again applied a two hand choke. Lindsay’s chest was on fire from the pressure of Scarlett’s weight and being strangled. Scarlett screamed: “Think Jared or your girlfriend would think you’re real sexy now??”
Scarlett finally got off Lindsay and left her on the ground, writhing in pain and gasping for air. Lindsay was coughing terribly and her leg and chest were injured. Her assistant finally came around to her and as soon as Lindsay could talk, she wanted a cigarette to calm herself. Lindsay was hurt, but of course she milked it, being taken to a hospital in an ambulance. Filming was halted for weeks and the tabloids had a hayday. Still, Scarlett didn’t regret a thing.
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wow great story fflint100 ! very cool, and thank you :)
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I agree with you guys. Scarlett easily kicks Lindsay's very nice ass !!! Two smokin hot,evenly matched babes. Scarlett is 24 years old, 5'4" tall and Lindsay is 22 years old, 5'5" tall. I couldn't find their boob sizes published anywhere, but Scarlett looks a lot bigger than Lindsay.
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Scarlett battles Lindsey in my post Battle Royale for those interested. Thnx
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Lindsay hears scarlett call her a bitch. She grabs scarett's arm & she spns her around to face her screaming, "what was that." Scarlett screams, "keep your hands off of me you spoiled bitch," as she pulls her arm away from Lindsay. Lindsay smacks the open palm of her hand hard across Scarlett's face, spinning Scarlet sideways. you can see a bright handprint right acrss Scarlett's face. Scarlett is enraged & she punches Lindsay right in her nose, swinging her head back. Lindsay raises her fists up screaming, "alright, you wanna fght, you really wana fight, i'll fight you Scarlett." Scarlet starts to rase her fists up too, but as she does Lindsay punches Scarlett right in her stomach. she knocks the air out of Scarlett, & Scarlett doubles over in pain gasping for air. LIndsay leans forward & wraps her hands right through Scarletts hair & she shoves her head down hardas she raises her right knee. Scarletts jaw smashes rght into Lindsays rising knee, but Lindsay is crazy & she's really pissed off. she starts shoving Scalett's head down as she raises her right knee. she's bouncing her jaw off of her knee over & over again until first Scarlett starts to see stars, & then her knee's just buckle under her & she falls right over onto her hands & knee's quite dazed. Linsay stands over Scarlett screaming, "get up bitch. i thought you were so fuckin tough." Scarlett is a little dazed, but she's really pissed off too. slowly she gets up onto her wobbly, rubbery legs to fist fight Lindsay again, but just as she does Lidsay grabs the top of her low cut dress & she shoves Scarlett back hard. Scarlett's dress rips rght off in LIndsays hands as she stumbles backwards on her high heels & she almost falls over again. Scarlett is just standing there in her huge sexy white push up bra & little white lace panties in front of everyone & now the crowd is really cheering. Scarlett's face is beet red as she holds her hands out in front of herself crying out, "alright, enough, pleasestop" but Lindsay is starting to get off on humiliating this big titted bitch & she won't stop." She grabs Scarett's huge bra & she rips it right off of her chest. the crowd is really going crazy at the sight of Scarett's huge firm breasts. Lindsay raises er fists up like a man screaming, "i beat you up Scarlett, & now i'm going to beat you fat cow tits up." she starts pummeling Scalett's big tits. She's using her big, heavy breasts as punching bags. The crowd is really loving it. Scarlett starts crying & begging Lindsay to stop, but Lindsay is crazy & she won't stop. She pummels Scarletts huge breasts until her breast are all swollen & black & blue. Lindsay screams, "alright, you want me to stop beating you up Scarlett, then tell everyone which one of us is the bitch." Scarlett is knocked senseless. She's all pummleed & she's weak . Lindsay has punched all the fight out of her, & Scarlett can't do anythig to stop Tough Lindsay from beating her up, & she cry's out, "i'm the bitch." Lindsay starts laughing as she screams, "now tell everyone that Lindsay Lohan is a lady, & you are a worthless, pathetic whore bitch." Lindsay is completely in control of Scarlett, & scarlett is scared & she's shaking in fear & crying like a little girl as she cry's out, "lindsay Lohan is a lady & i'm a wothless, pathetic whore bitch" lindsay screams, "now get on your knee's bitch." scarlett gets on her hands & knee's right in front of Lindsay. Lindsay lowers her panties & she screams, "now lick my pussy clean bitch." Scarlett has no choice & she is forced to lick & suck Lindsays pussy in front of everyone.
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Scarlett is definitely too much woman for Lindsay. Scarlett would win this one
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I think that Lindsay beats right out the shit of Scarlett, she's much wilder and stronger as her opponent
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a clear win for Scarlett
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Britney Spears-Lindsay Lohan "Family Feud" by C@tfightlover/Michael
Has anyone heard the rumors of a Lohan-Spears Family Feud catfight involving Britney and Lindsey? Supposedly, it was fueled by their mothers who were trying to get a certain famous agent to represent their daughters. According to the story, both Lynn Spears and Dina Lohan were trying to get their daughter a guest appearance on the Disney hit “Hannah Montana” but that the executive producers nixed the idea. Both were convinced a certain famous Hollywood agent could make the deal which could boost their daughters’ declining career. They knew their younger daughters may also benefit from the cross promotion of their new TV series and albums.
I’ve read online that there was a confrontation between Britney and Lindsey at a Playboy Mansion Halloween party, but that Hef’s 'Girls Next Door' kept them from a full fight. The mothers weren’t present, or the sisters but it was suspected that Dina and Lynn had stoked the fires of the feud and confrontation. Lindsey’s gal pal Sam Ronson was a witness, but wasn’t directly involved. Rose McGowan was there with Robert Rodriguez, and Scarlett Johansson was there with her husband. Jessica Alba arrived in a blue bikini, showing off her newly toned booty - but she just watched from the crowd; clearly cheering on Britney.
Britney was dressed as the schooldirl vixen from her first video, although her breasts were a size or two larger. Lindsey was in a slutty beach bimbo bikini bottom with a wife beater top, with Sam dressed as a butch bodyguard. Of course, someone with a cell phone fed the confrontation to one - or both - mothers!
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Jessica Biel rubbed her bare soles across the face of the kneeling Cameron Diaz who was in the submissive “bottoms up” pose Biel’s gal-pal Scarlett Johansson had put her in shortly after arriving at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party. “See, my Mom used to be a model, and she taught me how to dominate rivals so completely they’ll never even THINK of a rematch,” Johansson boasted to Biel, who was sitting with Diaz’ former lover Justin Timberlake. Diaz’ face was beet red after the embarassment of having to lick and kiss the feet of Timberlake’s new gal and also from paying homage to Johansson’s "lap of luxury" and her “treasure chest.”
“She certainly does know her place, doesn’t the baby?” Biel taunted, tweaking Diaz' nose with her toes.
A murmer passed quickly across the room as Lindsey Lohan entered on the arm of her partner, DJ Samantha “Sam” Ronson. Lohan stared directly at Johansson and her lips set in a frown, lower lip slightly jutting out. Ronson held her by the arm to make sure her “friend” didn’t rush over to confront Johansson, who had hooked up with Lohan’s first serious boyfriend Jared Leto.
Leto had later dumped Diaz for another romp with the buxom blonde, and Lohan had consoled Diaz in her heartbreak, offering to set her up with one of Ronson’s lesbian mentors. Diaz was reluctant at first, but soon became the devoted “friend” of a lesbian talk show host.
Lindsey was dressed in her signature beach bimbo bikini, a Girls Gone Wild Cancun t-shirt and Raybans. She was at the party to schmooze Mr. *******, a powerful agent who she believed could land her a guest spot on Disney Channel’s megahit “Hannah Montana”, potentially reviving her singing and acting career which had suffered since her manic partying and brief incarceration.
Many at the party presumed that the jailhouse tats Lohan sported were part of the costume, but they were actually the property markings of a certain Latina gangster Chica who had won her from the blonde porn star who tried to protect Lohan from the jails rougher elements, to no avail.
The crying heart tat on Lohan’s right cheek and the lipstick kiss on her left made Lohan blush deep crimson each time she put on her panties, thong or boy shorts. She fought back tears at the reminder of her long days and nights serving her Latina Mistress.
Lohan gave Johannson and Biel a dirty look and headed over to Mr. *******, who was sitting next to the host, Mr. Hefner. Hefner had offered Lohan $1 million for a nude pictorial, which she declined. She was still self conscious of her tattoos and the butch haircut she had been forced to endure in jail. Having her head shaved by her cellmate was bad enough, and now that her hair was almost grown back she was starting to feel her sassy self.
But as she approached Mr. *******’s table, she felt a tap on her shoulder and felt chills when she heard a familiar voice say “Not so fast, girly girl.”
Lohan spun and was bitch-slapped twice rapidly by Britney Spears, who was dressed to thrill in her trademark Catholic Schoolgirl Vixen outfit from her first video,”Hit Me Baby (One More Time)”
“Well if it isn’t old Firecrotch”, Spears teased. Lohan teared up at the use of her jailhouse "bitch name" - one a Latina gangstress had given her. Spears smiled, happy that the money spent on her jailhouse snitch had paid off handsomely. Lohan was sniveling like a girl bullied after Sunday School.
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Angela D’Angelo was interviewed by AVN recently and spoke about how she coached her daughter Ice La Fox on how to break a little Caucasian fire crotch like Lindsey. Angela had owned a petite redheaded wife who was thrown in her jail cell. She knew how scared and frightened they were, the little redheads. She kept seeing her “wife” after they both got out. And she was much younger, but tougher.
Angela’s voice froze Lindsey, it was so much like her daughters. The crotch of her bikini was suddenly drenched and she found herself crying silent tears. Scarlett smiled as Katie Perry knelt at her side, gazing up rapturously. “She kissed a girl and liked it, too, Miss Scarlett.” Katie cooed.
Sam stepped away as Angela stepped forward and grabbed Lohan by her hair, yanking her backwards. Lohan stumbled and fell out of her sandals. Angela slapped the pricey Raybans off Lohan’s face.
“That’s one dumb bitch,” Katie said pinching and pulling Diaz’ nipples casually, almost without thinking of what she was doing. “What’s the matter, Princess; these mosquito bites itch? Hmmmmmmmmm?”
A boombox brought by Britney began the opening to “Hit Me Baby” and Spears began dancing toward the struggling Lohan.
At home Lynn Spears and Jamie Lynn cheered Britney’s entrance while across town at the Lohan household, Dina and Ali taped a live PPV and hugged each other; quietly sobbing much as Linds was. “Looks like mascara runs in your family, baby.”
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Scarlett leaned over and whispered to Biel, “Here’s the thing about a fire crotch like Lindsey; you have to show her you’re a woman and she’s just a freckle-face, little, weakling. See, deep inside she’s still a flat-chested, skinny, runt who’s embarrassed to get changed in the locker room in front of the other girls. Well, young women, let’s see..who has the more womanly figure?” She crossed her arms under her voluptuous cleavage, smiling. “In her heart, Lindsey just never did outgrew the Itty Bitty Titty Committee; she keeps losing boyfriends to me and...” she glanced down proudly. "...my charms; my feminine wiles.”
Angela dragged Lindsey across the room by her hair and served her up to the waiting Spears. Two slaps brought a bright red glow to Lohan’s cheeks. Spears patted Lohan’s cheek, then moved down her chest, tracing a finger over her noticeably pierced nipples. Angela leaned over Lohan’s shoulder as she held her in a Full Nelson, smiled at Spears and licked the inside of Lohan’s left ear, then bit her earlobe causing her to moan.
“What’s this? A present from your boyfriend Sammy” Spears toyed with Lohan’s belly piercing, jerking it hard enough to send a jolt of pain through Lohan’s midsection.
Lohan’s Latina mistress bent down, picked up the Rayban sunglasses that had been slapped from Lohan’s face and put them on, smiling. “Muchos gracias, chica.”
“Awwww, poor baby lost her sunglasses? I know what we can do! Give her some new ones. Would you like a raccoon mask, princess?” She used a handful of Lohan’s hair to male her nod weakly. Lohan’s tears made an almost audible sound as they dripped from her cheek onto Spears stripper heels.
In a blur, Lohan staggered backward, her hands flying to her eyes. Spears bobbed and weaved, snapping two quick jabs to Lohan’s eyes. She darted back in, slapped Lohan’s guard away and landed two more lethal jabs that had the starlet seeing stars as she turned away - only to be recaptured by the Latina ex-con.
Angela and Britney marched Lohan over to Mr. *******’s table and demanded, "Tell him about your great idea for 'Hannah Montana' during sweeps week, Lindsey!”
“Go to hell, you bloody cxnt!” Lohan spat. The room fell silent.
Scarlett smiled and stood up slowly. “Jessica, would you please put Carmen’s nose and tongue to good use for a minute...I've got to take out the trash!”
“Here kitty, kitty,” Biel taunted the submissive Diaz, pointing to her lap. “You need to show me what a cunning linguist you are. Scarlett tells me you’re fluent in French - and Greek!”
Scarlett coolly straightened her gown, adjusted her “girls” and moved to Mr. *******’s table. “What a mouth. You kiss your Daddy with that mouth?” She grabbed Lohan’s tongue with her thumb and index finger. “Oh, wait, I think I see what the problem is...”
An ungodly shriek filled the room as Lohan's tongue stud was pulled up and down rapidly. “Ohgodogodogodogod...leeeh eeee go ewww itch.”
“I seem to remember you writing on a bathroom wall that I was a...what was it...a bloody cxnt? Well, my dear, I think you meant to end that sentence with...”
“UNNNNHHH…” Scarlett’s knee shot up; connecting solidly with Lohan’s crotch.
“...a period! Did THAT feel like a period to you? I did to me. Well… dearie?”
Lohan slowly slid to the floor; hands cupping her aching pubic mound. Johansson and Britney high-fived.
Spears explained that she and Lohan were going to guest star on “Hannah Montana” as rival singers being produced by Billy Ray’s character. Spears would get twice her usual appearance fee - since Lohan was agreeing to donate all of her salary and residuals to “Britney’s House” - a foundation to assist singers and actresses to dominate their rivals sexually, publicly and emotionally!
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In a related development: Reports out of Hollywood state that Catherine Zeta Jones and Catherine Bell (among others) have been quite generous with contributions to what their publicists are referring to in releases as, “a worthwhile endeavor”, “a cause long overdue for support.”
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt issued a joint press release saying that Ms. Jolie, “…supports the efforts of women in the third world to achieve the same level of dominance over their rivals as their counterparts in developed countries enjoy. I particularly want to point out that today, worldwide, blondes are a distinct minority yet they still hold most of the ‘power positions’ in the entertainment industry. I hope my small contribution will help to redress that imbalance.”
Charlize Theron and Sunny McKay have been uncharacteristically silent; neither returning our calls while their publicists have issued a terse, “No comment” and refused our requests for interviews.
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… i dont know how to post pictures yet...."
1. Find a picture you want to use
2. Copy the URL (that http://www stuff...)
3. In the SECOND ROW of the "stuff" above the message window, find the first one (pic of a camera)
4. Paste the URL into the window opening when you click on the "camera" icon (Insert Image)
5. Then click on the PREVIEW button. If you like what you see, click POST. IF NOT, go back and try again until you get it right. (That's how I finally learned....trial and error and error and error...etc)