Trish Stratus never believed that wrestling would have to be her avenue in life , she started out as a bikini/lingerie model , popular and in high demand , even for many years with one of her best pals , put out a sexy calendar that was found everywhere calendars were sold and those did not last to the 50% / 75% off times either.
Trish then moved to the WWF , which during her time became the WWE , a time which really saw her get very well known as a household name and as a wrestler , saw her blossom from a pretty face who could not wrestle her way out of a paper bag to one of the most talented and formidable ladies ever to step into the ring by the time it was time for her to explore more in life while she was still young and in good mind and body.
Trish did yoga stuff and business stuff , her name she made for herself assisted in her business success while wrestling was still always dear to her heart , she of course made a few more WWE appearances since leaving , having a few special matches , the big one is where she teammed with Snookie to face MIchelle McCool and Layla at a PPV and where WWE Uncreative of course once again dropped the ball by having a non wrestling celebrity defeat one of their WWE Divas when Snookie pinned MIchelle McCool , so much for her being credible again and one person behind the scene that was not happy with that was Victoria , Snookie was not a wrestler , Trish was not a full time player anymore , there was no reason why they could not of had Trish clean house mostly , Snookie somehow get in some offense , but in the end , hook and crook could of been had to put Snookie down for the 1-2-3 instead , this way the WWE Divas show why they are the pros , in fact , 1 of the reasons Victoria did fall out of grace with WWE brass was when another celebrity who could not wrestle her way out of a paper bag was allowed to defeat WWE Divas on 3 different occassions in 3 tries , Maria Menonous and next thing you know with Victoria , it was loss after loss to the new kids on the block , The Bella Twins , now in the top fed you can get in after taking the very 1st step into a ring at wrestling school , but it was still Student Show Wrestling School tricks with The Bellas doing the switcharoo match after match and Victoria having to go down to the Twins via a lame ass rollup every time as well until the day came when Victoria showed up and once again saw the match roster board and there it was , her vs a Diva that had no business being in the ring with her yet , the other girls name circled meaning that the circled wrestlers name was to win and next to that was how and it was written " Roll Up " Victoria had enough that day and quit before the show , WWE's answer was to erase her name on the board and replace it with another Diva no problemo , and seeing now later on after she left , on a PPV Trish and Snookie winning a match against established WWE Divas further left a nasty taste in Victoria's mouth , she still loved Trish , but somehow also had some desire to want to kick her ass one day as well , her WWE theme song was perfect for her .
Trish though through her outside ventures once leaving the ring , did very well for herself and besides a few special appearances here & there for the WWE she never expected for wrestling to ever again be relied upon to make her way , but 1 bad business move , hiring a new accountant who was a very shifty con man , Trish lost it all when the villian cleaned her out and went on the lam, he was caught rather quickly though , but her assets were frozen due to all sorts of investgations that were being done due to the American / Canadian issues to it all , so Trish needed to do something to support herself and wrestling was the easiest thing for her to get back into and when her old WWE pal , Victoria called her to let her know she heard what happened and what a shame it was and if Trish wanted to make money in the ring until her assets were restored , she could get her a sweet deal in the Indy fed she was in and Trish was quick to accept , the sooner the better to earn money and get her mind off the jerk who cleaned her out for now , she knew she would get her nice fortune back , but right now it was not there and accepted Victoria's offer and it took no time for Trish to join the fed and ready to make her debut .
The arena was packed to see the blonde beauty give them some " Stratusfaction " and facing the masked heel jobber , The Masked Assassin , Trish worked out a few kinks in her easy defeat of the outmatched heel opponent and gave a huge smile for the crowd as she prepared to show them some Stratusfaction and then hit her finisher to put the Masked Assassin away for the easy win in her return and in the next show , Trish this night teammed up with Victoria as they scored a win over The Goth Girls as Trish gave 1 of them some Stratusfaction while Victoria gave the other a Widow's peak in unison as they got a double pin for the win , Trish feeling better in the ring and asked the promoter to amp it up a bit , so he told her sure , next show he would put her in a Hardcore match and Trish told him that that was more like it , she was in the groove and had some frustration to work out and a Hardcore match would help her do so .
For match 3 , Trish arrived knowing that she was having a Harcore Match that night , she stilll did not know who she was facing though until she arrived in the hall ner the dressing rooms that had an erasable board that had the match line-up , the wrestlers who would win would be circled and below that a quick descritption of how thay wanted to see the match go and when Trishmchecked , she almost began to laugh , she was facing the Masked Assassin , the everyday generic masked heel jobber that exists in every fed & while there was nothing circled for who wins , under the comments it just said " no brainer here " .
While the matches were going on , Trish hung out with Victoria watching the first few matches and after Victoria left for her match , the Assassin stopped in for a quick chat on the match outline before Trish was left to take a quick power nap before her match.
Trish stretched a bit before her match and chatted a bit more with Victoria before it was time and Trish made her way out towards the ring and waited as her music began to play while getting in some last minute stretching , she carried no weapon on her as she was told that they would be in the ring already for her & The Assassin to grab when able , and then she heard it , Trish Stratus , yes , her name , it was time for the fans to see her once again and out she came & stood & paused for the crowd to get the newest pics of her in all her sexiness that she still had
She took in the spotlight once again before heading towards the ring smiling widely as the fans took picture after picture of her , she was so rapt up in it and given also she was facing such a generic jobber in the Masked Assassin , what came next was a shock to everybody as the Assassin emerged quickly from behind the curtain and whacked Trish between her shoulder blades with a Kendo Stick , a whack that made Trish fall to the floor chest down in shock & pain.
The Assassin quickly pounced and put the Kendo Stick against Trish's throat and bent her backwards camel clutch style with it & choked away at her as Trish's legs flailed wildly for escape for close to 30 seconds as the fans were stunned to see the Masked Assassin in a state they never saw her in before.
The Masked Assassin released the choke & stood up as Trish coughed for air and it was then when the Assassin stood up , some people began to notice something strange , the Assassin possibly looked a bit bigger & stronger then usual , but as they tried to figure it out as others perhaps still did not catch on at all , 10 Kendo Stick whacks to different parts of Trish's back had the beautiful blonde in extreme pain as even if she was wearing something with fabirc , it would not of done much against the stick's energy , but clad in mostly a bikini with a satiny mesh sleeves on her arms , bare skin was getting the full whack from the Kendo Stick and after the Assassin got in the 10 whacks , she held up the Kendo Stick to take in the boos directed towards her , apparantly of course happy that she was finally dominating , and a legend like Trish to boot , but it was early and the fans thought Trish would of course make a comeback and make the jobber heel pay dearly .
The Assassin tossed the kendo stick towards the direction of the ring anf after doing so , she was heard saying " come on up here blondie " as she had a full grip on Trish's hair as she yank her up " you wanted more , you get more " said the Assassin as she gathered up her power and got momentum and hair beiled Trish forward down the ramp where she hit the steel ramp hard as she hit near the bottom of it ad she she had little time to recover as she was brought back up by the hair again & she was lifted up and dropped belly first onto the nearby guardrail just past the ramp , who knows what got close to being crushed inside of Trish as she slid down and flopped to the floor as the Assassin picked up the kendo stick and walked it to the ring & tossed it inside before returning to Trish in a cocky manner.
Trish was too weak to defend herself as the Assassin was showing power that she had never showed before , she was a queen heel jobber , a total generic jobber , how in the world was she currently kicking Trish Stratus's ass ? , as some still pondered that , the Assassin yanked Trish up again and gave her multiple snap mares to the floor while using her hair to bring her back up as she snap mared Trish until she was finally at the ring's edge and once she was at that point , Trish was brought back up & let go of where she somehow stood , but she was in an out of it way.
Trish though however did not have to stand long as the Assassin got a running start & rammed Trish backwards until her back was crushed between her opponent and worse , the ring , the hard ring 's edge that easily won the battle against her being rammed back , the Assassin after her charge backed off and watched as Trish fell to her knees & held at her back while in a complete daze , her ability to hold at her back was short lived as the Assassin was relentless , how did again did someone like her have this much stamina to go along with her power as here we went with exhibit A again as Assassin brought Trish up , scopped her into her arms and ran forward with her until Trish's back curled in against something unmoving & hard that was not going anywhere , the ringpost.
Trish's fine body wrapped around it and as it could bend no more , the steel penetrated from there causing a ton of pain , the Assassin was able to keep her hold on Trish and after the post ramming , she walked Trish to the side of the post and finally , the match was getting into the ring as Trish was dumped on the apron and rolled into the ring , but the Assassin did not get into the ring , instead , she grabbed Trish by her wrists and ankles and dragged her towards the corner where she wrapped Trish's body , back first , into the post again and with the Assassin on the outside, she put her feet on the outside post for leverage & pulled & pulled & pulled , cauinsing Trish's back to suffer greatly against the unforgiving unmovable post as the Assassin held on , something in that scenario took a deal of power that the Assassin once again was not known to ever have , but so far tonight , she has had it and Trish was suffering greatly because of it.
When the Assassin let go , she played the crowd who boo'd the hell out of her , but she ate it up as Trish somehow while holding at her back , slowly crawled forward , stopping every few seconds to hold at her back as it throbbed in pain.
The Assassin slid into the ring where she stopped Trish's crawl by grabbing her legs & then putting Trish into a Camel Clutch and really bent her good , the fans again were stunned, the Assassin should not of had the power to bend her so far and hold her so long as Trish almost tearfully cried out "NO" as the ref asked her a few times if she wanted to give up before Assassin rudely shoved Trish down to the mat after letting go of the Camel Clutch.
The Assassin walked away in a cocky fashion as Trish grabbed her back which was burning in pain , but with her covering up only the most painful area , it left an opening for whack-whack-whack as Assassin armed with the kendo stick again gave Trish a few more whacks to her pained back and when Trish let out a painful yell spending everything she had in her to get onto her back to protect it , Assassin was more then happy to give a quick whack to Trish's tits before playing the booing crowd again.
Assassin yanked Trish up by the hair , Trish screaming in pain as she did not want to be up and she found herself in a helpless way , the only time she had been so helpless like this was when she first started and faced the formidable Chyna who easily dominated the blonde newcomer , but this was a bigger beatdown then that one , which was over kind of quickly , although this beatdown already was in theory , not that long so far .
Trish was also kept up by Assassin aiding her way by placing the kendo stick against Trish's throat as she then gave Trish 3 straight Russian Leg Sweeps , bringing her painfully up after hitting the move each time except for after the 3rd one , after that , it saw Assassin make a cover and Trish let out a yell as she somehow kicked out despite her pain as Assassin yelled out " make it easy Trish and accept the pin " , the crowd when hearing it , for those already suspecting something was weird already knew there was more weirdness to the situation and for those who did not yet , some who did hear it began to look around thinking " what - something weird there " while Trish was in too much pain to even notice .
The Assassin with little concern took her sweet time now , bringing Trish up and slamming her onto the kendo stick a few times , the stick adding a bit more pain to the move which also took more air out of Trish's sails as the crowd tried to rally behind her as they screamed" Let's go Stratus " or " Let's Go Trish " believeing it was only a matter of time before the blonde beauty made her comeback and made the surprising in control jobber pay.
Trish however was lost in pain as Assassin brought her up again and draped her over the top turnbuckle face down and with Trish dangling down , Assassin used the butt end of the kendo stick to ram it repeatedly into the small of Trish's back , the area that has recieved the most punishment so far , Assassin jabbing away until Trish fell free and to the mat where she continued to hold at her back as the pain continued to radiate and throb non stop .
Trish was draped upside down from the turnbuckle again , this time it was front facing out as Assassin again enjoyed jabbing away at this time , Trish's mid while adding a few jabs to Trish's tits until Trish was oh so close to falling free , and when she was indeed so clos e, Assassin let out " no,no, no , stay right there " and steadied her again in place and once she was in place , Assassin switched to the designed destruction end of the end of the kendo stick as she while holding back , still gave Trish 3 devastating whacks right to her womanhood , Assassin gladly let Trish drop to the ground where she lay almost out , 1 hand holding her aching crotch area & the other , her aching back area , but doing so without too much energy or fight left in her , the Assassin somehow was overpowered on this night.
The Assassin meanwhile , left the ring and looked under it ,and she started grabbing tables from underneath it and took out 3 of them & then 1 by 1 , slid them into the ring and then Assassin toyed more with the crowd on how Trish was going to be put through them.
The crowd talked smack back , they knew fully well that this is where Trish made her comeback , she would somehow put Assassin through the table and Trish would be like a banshee from hell who would in anger beat Assassin within an inch of her life.
By the time both tables were slid in and Assassin returned to the ring , Trish managed to somehow get close to being on her knees as her no quit - no surrender attitude was kicing in , but the Assassin grabbe dthe kendo stick and put it against Trish's throat and pretty much held tight until she pretty much choked Trish out before letting Trish be.
Assassin played the crowd asking them if they were Completely Stratusifed with what they were seeing before returning to Trish and kicking her legs apart where she used the kendo stick to lightly smack her crotch over & over with enough force to make sure it stung and then she brought Trish up and stood her up so Trish was standing out on her feet somehow as Assassin threatened to turn the lights out for good with a kendo stick whack to the head.
This was it , this was the time that Trish was going to make that comebac from nowhere , it had to be , Assassin was wasting alot of time measuring Trish for that big lights out whack , but instead , Assassin let loose a thunderous "Chick Kick" one of Trish's signature moves and Trish fell ko'd to the mat , leaving the fans to wonder what was happening , The Assassin was not this good or usually anywhere close to this strong and Trish , with the exception of any early match vs Chyna & a swerve thing by Eric Bischoff in an impromptu match between them , Trish was never in such dire peril as she was this night and they searched for answers as Assassin set up the tables she slid into the ring a minute or two ago.
Assassin brought Trish up and said aloud words that really made them start to think . Trish next better know who not to mess with , and after that , Assassin lifted Trish up into a Razor's Edge and then tossed her forward onto a table which broke from the force of Trish's landing , despite being broken , the table vs Trish's body was still won by the table.
Assassin , lifted Trish up and placed her out of it in the corner by the other table saying aloud " I'm not the one to be messed with " and then once again as an insult to Trish , like the Chick Kick , Assassin performed Trish's finisher move , Stratusfaction , she sent Trish downwards from the move and had it set up perfectly so Trish was not going to get to the ground without saying hello to table #2 , a thunderous sound was heard as once again , blonde beauty met wooden table , the table breaking from the force while wrecking a sexy blonde at the same time , a table again broken , but somehow winning the battle vs the hottie just Stratusfied through it.
Assassin then gave the sliced throat gesture as Trish lay on the mat with her legs twitching as it seemed like every much that there would be no comeback , one of wrestling's biggest generic heel jobbers was going to defeat one of the best in the ring ever like Assassin was the most dominant and Trish was the biggest jobber ever , how was this happening ?
Assassin brought Trish up and put Trish's lovle head between her legs & the mystery of this one-sided affair was shown , Assassin screamed out " I'M NOT THE LADY TO MESS WITH " and then Assassin pulled off her mask and it was clear as day , no wonder why Assassin seemed bigger and stronger then usual , the Assassin this night was no other then Victoria in the Assassin's attire , the crowd was stunned even though some might of figured out that this was why while some others were just figuring it out and just stunned that Victoria would pull such a swerve on Trish , but with Victoria already executing Trish's Chick Kick & Stratusfaction moves , she still did not do her finisher , and after positioning Trish in place, her finsiher was a coming , Victoria let out 1 more time " I'M NOT THE LADY TO MESS WITH " and then said " this is for them letting Maria Menounos defeat my fellow Divas and after that followed through with her Widow's Peak , but she brought Trish right back up " They let fucking Snookie , that little weak pathetic slut defeat one of my fellow Divas , Fuck that , and she gave Trish a 2nd Widow's Peak and then , despite Trish being out , she set he rup for a 3rd , saying , this is for all the bullshit I had to put up with , Trish and Snookie win , I lose to the Bella Twins my last 7 months and Victoria hit a 3rd Widow's Peak on Trish.
Vicria got the kendo stick and planted a knee across Trish's chest & help up the kendo stick laughing deviously as the ref did the only thing he could do in this hardcore - no rules match , he slapped his hand to the mat , ONE - TWO - THREE , but Victoria demanded a 10 count , so the ref kept going FOUR - FIVE -SIX - SEVEN - EIGHT - NINE -TEN and called for the bell , it wa sover , Trish was demolished and although her opponent was announced at the start as The Masked Assassin , this time it was The Masked Assassin -aka - Victoria , Victoria let the ref raise her arm in victory and after he let go of her arm , Victoria looked down at Trish and for the heck of it , gave her 4 kendo stick whacks right across her tits before letting out 1 more time " I'M NOT THE LADY TO MESS WITH " and she then left the ring as the ref called for medical help for Trish as Victoria's 1st WWE song " All the thing she said " played loud as she disappeared into the back.
