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KICKING UP SAND: BURLESQUE MODEL FIGHTS POP PRINCESS ON THE BEACH

BERNADETTE DEXTER COMPETES WITH KATY PERRY IN SIZZLING CONTEST


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy




Fashion model and designer Bernadette Dexter (52), known as Bernie Dexter, met pop idol Katy Perry (37) at a beach in California, and it didn't take long before those two ladies were on significantly less than friendly terms.
Bernadette made unmistakably acid remarks about Katy's stage shows and pop albums, which led to Katy calling Bernadette 'a poor Bettie Page parody'.
After Bernie suggested that Katy is likely to have made her career by sleeping 'with the right guys at the right time' Katy went pale with anger and slapped her rival's face. Bernadette slapped her back immediately, and finally, the two angry women glaring at eachother while standing in their bikinis on the sandy beach came to the conclusion that only a physical contest between them could settle their differences.
As each lady claims to be the more attractive, sexier one a public beauty contest hosted by a five star hotel near the beach will now be staged. After either one of them is crowned as the day's beauty princess Katy and Bernadette will arm wrestle and finally have a wrestling match, in a ring placed on the beach.
Once there is a winner at the arm wrestling competition the ladies will also have a boob fight breast on breast since Katy has said she's got better boobs than her opponent and Bernadette claims the contrary to be the case. Four inches shorter Bernadette will step into her heels to bring her boobs up to the level of barefooted Katy's, and for the wrestling match with both ladies in bare feet Katy will wear her yellow and black bikini, facing Bernadette in her orange latex bikini...



BERNADETTE: 52 years, 5'2", 45 kg, 36C

KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D



Below: Bernadette (left) and Katy (right)

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Damn Go Katy Perry all the way!

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Katy wins the beauty contest, frustrated Bernadette has to watch her being crowned as the beauty princess[/size]Katy wins the arm wrestling matchKaty wins the boob fight, squashing terrified Bernadette's tits with her own breastsDuring the wrestling match, Katy puts two fingers in Bernadette's pussy and brings the burlesque model to a humiliating orgasmKaty wins the wrestling match, slamming and pinning Bernadette, and finally putting her over her knee and spanking her long and hard