MICAELA SCHÄFER: 'BACK OFF, KATY PERRY, OR I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON!'THE EROTIC MODEL CHALLENGES THE POP PRINCESS AFTER BEING LAUGHED AT BY HER
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyErotic model
Micaela Schäfer (38) challenges pop star
Katy Perry (37) to a test of strength.
The model has fought one boxing and one wrestling match during her career. Unfortunately for her, she decidedly lost to her opponent on each occasion.
The boxing match ended with a 'thorough thrashing' of her, and she emerged from the encounter with a black eye and a sore face.
From her wrestling match, she walked - or limped - away in an even worse state, being lifted and slammed as well as brought into various painful contorted positions by her extremely strong rival.
Pop princess
Katy Perry (37) made fun of Micaela, telling her fans in an interview the 'casting couch tart' should 'rather keep jiggling her silicone titties and leave fighting to real women'.
Micaela was furious. She told Katy she wants to boob fight her bust on bust, and wrestle her in the ring.
The two women will enter a beauty competition in which each will wear a dirndl dress, letting the audience decide which lady should win that 'sexy dirndl lady contest'.
After a round of arm wrestling and tit to tit fighting the women will strife for ultimate victory wrestling eachother in the ring, each trying to make her rival succumb to her sex appeal and to force her into an orgasm.
MICAELA: 38 years, 5'9", 61 kg, 34D
KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
BELOW: KATY IN THE SEXY DIRNDL DRESS COMPETITION
BELOW: MICAELA WEARS HER DIRNDL DRESS FOR THE BEAUTY CONTEST WITH KATY
BELOW: KATY, READY TO FIGHT MICAELA IN THE RING
BELOW: MICAELA, PROMOTING HER WRESTLING MATCH WITH KATY
